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Oof

I did not know that

There's one like that in every family...

Shucks, I can't afford it cos it's has a floor

It's obviously a

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Canadians normally: Sorry. Canadians After Pearl Harbour: You'll be sorry!

"I'm the only one who get to burn down the white house, dammit"

Love those crazy bear people

And they say that Sesame Street isnt very good at teaching history-wise

Thanks, Canada

*me when my sister takes the last oreo*

"Only we can attack them"

The "poor" pyramid workers as well as the later tomb architects had communal housing, free food and entertainment, socialised healthcare... What they did NOT have is money, as Egypt did not introduce money until the arrival of the Greeks. Before that, they had some kind of standardised barter economy with partly fixed exchange rates, like "three loafs of bread equal one pair of sandals" and so on - quite an interesting system, actually. They were mostly paid in bread and beer. The former could be exchanged against other goods and services.

But would you use eclesiastical latin or classical latin?

I wanna be like this when I lose

Sadly being a woman still means you're screwed in most non-western societies. Even in western ones you're worse off being female...

Which Roman Empire? These are technically all correct: 1943 was the surrender of Italy in WW2 followed by Rome's occupation by Nazi Germany, 476 was the collapse of the Western Roman Empire, 1806 was the Dissolution of the Holy Roman Empire, 1453 was the Fall of Constantinople and fall of the Byzantine Empire.

Yeah, and that's 2 kind of slavery completely different. It's like comparing the roman slavery to the viking one. They are both horrible but it's stupid to try and compare them to say "this one is better".

'I fear no man... But spiders! Now they're a different league'

History don't lie

Poop party

Thanks, France 🇩🇪👍

Jokes on you, I’m from a European country where the only colonial history we have is being colonized and genocide! Therefore I’m perfectly entitled to looking like this. (Second sentence was a joke jtc) (edit; It’s Ireland)

I think probably both are true.

I'd have gone as far as most baby turtles at the beach 😅

Relationship goals.

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An old joke from SE Europe was that when you finished talking to someone on the phone, you'd hear two clicks - the first when the person you talked to hangs up, and the second - when the secret police hangs up :O

It’s awful that they’re only just now getting recognition after years. Heart breaking the treatment they received when they returned home

But it's Ananas in German!

For some reason yo are missing the middle of the speech "Sincere regard for truth is loyalty and disregard for truth is treachery. The weak amongst you shall be strong with me until I have secured his rights, if God wills; and the strong amongst you shall be weak with me until I have wrested from him the rights of others, if God wills." He was in power for 2 years and had multiple uprising and rebellions, plus started multiple wars.

While in the 1500s the Church formally stopped prosecuting witchcraft, the just changed the name swapping "withcraft" for "demon possession" or "heretic". Nevertheless the Catholic church did plenty of prosecuting of free thinkers, ill or generally innocent people in the thousands.

In fairness, the Falklands held a sovereignty referendum in 2013 and 98% voted to stay with Britain PLUS Argentina was a rainforest when the Brits first occupied it so they really have zero claim simply because it's closer to them than us.

Celebce

Seems most societies are build on blood...

Ik this not related but like the square eyebrows on society 😂

It must be all the dancing and singing #bollywood

Sabaton fans can have tank driving Vikings

If building walls is the key to success I'll start right now *builds a wall around my home*

They all should have been locked in a concrete tomb and dropped into the Mariana Trench. And even then, they would still have polluted the waters.

If they were anything like my Sims they wouldn't even have needed sticks or stones... 🔥

Apparently the best rendering of Xerxes' Persian name in IPA is Xšayār̥šā and "Achaemenid" should be rendered Haxāmaniš. Pronounce X as "kh", š as "sh", ā as "ah", and the r with the ring under it as a trill.

Magic Stave!