also good for deterring the monsters under the bed

Fridges don't need any more rest, they're always chilling.

You guys are getting bread?

Actually, the British are just one of the most recent of hundreds of civilisations who took things from other cultures. Everyone just hates on the British because they're still around.

Seriously?!?

"Who you gonna call?" "USTRANSCOM!" (United States Transportation Command provides air, land, and sea transportation for the Department of Defense in times of peace and war)

But still fights veterans over service connected disabilities like toxic burn pits in SC, Gulf War syndrome, and Agent Orange effects.

Better than McDonald's, but they probably have them, too. I'd prefer a Wendy's...love their Frosty's.

Reminds me, when I went to Washington DC we stayed in a military base because my mom had an id from when her husband was alive, near our hotel were two stores, a Burger King and a gas station sized Exchange (any military families will know what I'm talking about, those really cool malls) we survived on Burger King and Hot Pockets on that trip

I can attest to that..2003, Burger King in Baghdad.

cool

An army marches on it’s stomach

Nope, that one is one the way to a White House banquet.

Gives the slogan "Wake up with the King" an ominous feel

Burger King: Have It War Way...

Fair play

What

What about McDonalds, then?

The worst of the burger franchises.

It's not a whopper of a lie then.

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There's a reason that Americans are known as 'burger-eating invasion monkeys'. EDIT: Oh for crying out loud, you humour-deficient downvoting Muppets.

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This is slightly hilarious, is this since the trump administration?

"Can I apply my own anaesthetic?" "Sure, knock yourself out!"

Awwww. Friends forever!

Bringing up the revolution again?

And the Australians couldn't even beat the emus.

Tis Valhalla indeed!

No, your ancestors were! - Sincerely, the Irish

I recently saw someone doing this on the lake where I live. He was on a paddleboard holding what looked like bat wings. It was a windy day, so he was getting some good air I guess. :)

He does look like he came straight from that era, though!

Pictured: DJ Francis Drake rapping like there is no tomorrow

Tea drinking came to England in 1650, but because it was expensive, didn't become the most popular drink in England until the early 19th century. It took oolong time.

She didn't know at the time... and when she started to know, it was way too late.

Franz Ferdinand feels this...

Well, I know I'm not getting shot in Norway.

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And the Nazi-Soviet Non Aggression Pact??

Cute

Everyone: "Tanks can't cross the Ardennes!" - Heinz Guderian: "Halt mal kurz mein Bier"

hexagons ⬢⬣

"When ze rockets go up, vho cares vhere zey come down...That's not mein department!"

For those who don't know: after WW1, Germany started to design new tanks, which they weren't allowed to because of the Versailles treaty. To disguise that, they stated that they were building tractors ( don't ask me why that worked)