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History teaches us to analyze and explain past challenges. It allows us to see patterns that might've been invisible in the present otherwise, thus providing a crucial perspective for understanding (and solving!) current and future problems.

However, distant times, full of people that have been long dead might often seem like exactly that — distant. So let's make everything a little bit more relatable and take a look at a Facebook page called History Memes.

Offering what the name promises, it shows historic figures and the events they've been part of through well-known popular culture motifs, reminding us that we can always find common ground with another person, no matter if they're a peasant from the Middle Ages or an ancient Greek aristocrat.

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Gaya Knust
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Indeed it does. And might I add they make a very good-looking couple?

Cara G
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jokes aside, I don't see any other story this poster could possibly be telling besides a beautiful interracial gay couple who met at a steelworks, got married, and had beautiful children. Is there something else going on here?

Romenriel
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They could simply symbolize the union between two nations.

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François Carré
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, I won't unsee that obvious thing from now on.

Jayne Kyra
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fanfiction authors are quaking!

Izzy
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

someone needs to reimagine these for pride posters!

Sean RF
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think these alone work as pride posters in their own right

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Ralph Watkins
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both Communist systems were all about spreading the genes of their majority racial & ethnic majority into minority regions. For the Soviets, it was while Russian blood. For the Chinese, it's Han blood. The fact they make this look so gay is hilarious.

Brenda
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES! Just in time for Pride

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We managed to get in touch with the person behind History Memes, and they told us that the page isn't reposting content from elsewhere on the internet. They're creating the memes themselves.

"The only real criteria I have [for sharing a particular idea] is whether I find it funny and if it doesn't cross any line," the creator of the Facebook page told Bored Panda. "I don't want to get in trouble and I also think there are plenty of subjects you don't joke about. I usually find a picture or 'template' and then think of a historic event that'll go well with it."

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear forensic anthropologists everywhere muttering under their breath

    Carol Emory
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Although I find this funny, I do think it's wildly inaccurate. I know a few of my Forensic Anthro profs that would be raising a fuss about this right now.

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    Claire Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me that skeleton isn't posed as Jim Carrey in ace Ventura 🤣 is it only me that sees that??

    Atomicwoman07
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But you can tell the gender based on the skull

    Monday
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and race....and often there's some indication of age too.

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    Om
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    other than sexual orientation, skulls do show difference between men and women, and also age. Some archeologists are even able to tell who had a higher up position (rich or poor) depending on how they buried too

    Christopher Anderson
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    3 years ago

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    Tom P
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke! All of you commenting about cranial details are overthinking it, go with the flow!🤣

    Mary Mosher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking the "young" skull should be a bit smaller ...

    Ainsley Zieser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I audibly groaned at my desk. My coworkers heard me 😂

    Cranky Pants
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop reading Bored Panda at work... just kidding... best place to read it.

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    Jupiter Tonans
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to admit I don't get this one. Which is doubly humiliating since I named myself after Danton.

    Jupiter Tonans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Duh! I was waaaaaaay overthinking it. Down a rabbit hole about whose rights were respected under the Republic. Silly me.

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    3 years ago

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    UpupaEpops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From what I understand, religious extremists as well?

    Lyone Fein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also they were religious extremists. Got kicked out of 3 other countries before coming to the place with no white people.

    Scipio Africanus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically not illegal immigrants since no laws were actually broken

    Queen Boudicca
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were. And religious zealots to boot.

    Pollywog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just the tip of the iceberg!!

    loona
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course they were. Land occupying settlers. Some call them "pilgrims", but Americans obviously don't know what a pilgrimage is.

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    "Mostly, the more common the knowledge about the period or event is, the better the post does," the person behind the page said. "So WWII memes do a lot better than obscure Dutch history posts, for example. I have a lot of American followers, which is funny since I'm from the Netherlands myself. So American history or Western history usually does better."

    They started the page a long time ago and regularly made daily posts. "I think that helped [it to become as popular as it is] and I suppose my humor just clicked with people. I always stick to things I find funny and perhaps it's also a bit because it's all original content."

    What they like most about running this history page is the fact that an obscure meme makes people ask questions and educate themselves. "It's just all in good fun for me!"

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian and the first two members of my family to come here were - yes - convicts. Two petty thieves who were deported to a colony in Tasmania. ...oh hey, that's a nice wallet. Can I hold it for you?

    DennyS (denzoren)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure you can, thank you. What a nice person offering to help. lol

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    ben woskje
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im australian - and this funny.... more-so because as someone (like most of us) that have lived in Aus (Home) and in London.... im pretty confident that we got the better end of this.

    Pan Narrans
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And American chips are Englands crisps. So I was told.

    Ellie McGrath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jail should be Updated to Rwanda

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A duck move on the part of Boris and co but if I had to choose between England an Rwanda I'd go Rwandan any day

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trunk Boot Hood Bonnet Stroller Pram Cart Trolley F***y pack *snickering*

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only America hadn't become a country.....

    Rylee Evergreen🦋
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babe if America hadn't become a country I'd be speaking Gaelic in the rolling hills of Ireland- okay, maybe that doesn't sound too bad

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    Brenda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eraser - Rubber. F*g - Cigarette. Visit someone - I'll knock you up

    Peter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Knock you up” means “get you pregnant” in England

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    AceOfChaos317
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey Disney censored the owl house, this seems like another thing they will pull out of their rear

    Moolia
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh Disney, so clean it has no soul

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    Mozzarella
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    …without slaughtering them and sinking their ships first! Obviously! Arrr me hearties!

    Justme
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They meant a bad pirate. A bad pirate never takes another person’s property.

    Gossameringue
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definition of a pirate: take another's property without their permission

    OwenHasADHD
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “We are pirates! We don’t even know what that means!”

    Nunya Bidnits
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Disney hasn't gotten a story right since the '30s, so this doesn't stand out too awful much

    Suzanne Tilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good pirate is a dame so villainous that she'd behead her pirates for abusing women. That's a pirate.

    T J R
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one made me lol for real :D

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    Interestingly, historian, college administrator, amateur homesteader, and writer Joshua Wilkey quite often uses memes in teaching. "I even sometimes assign my students to use memes as a way to present what they are learning in the classroom," he told Bored Panda for our earlier article on history memes.

    In fact, memes have been around in some form or another for thousands of years.

    In 2016, archeologists uncovered a mosaic from the 3rd century B.C. in what was the ancient city of Antiocheia. The piece has three frames and seems to depict a bathing scene. The first frame is of a servant preparing a bath; the second frame, a young man running away from taking the bath, being pursued by an older servant who is unable to catch him; the last scene, a “reckless” but seemingly happy skeleton of the young man is sitting casually with a jug of wine.

    The inscription below him reads: "Be cheerful and live your life." So you could say it's the original YOLO.

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Such snobby blokes!"

    Sathe Wesker
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Were polite to women”… Maybe their own women. They raped and pillaged. I did the ancestry test, I’m part Norse and pretty sure considering the Scottish, Irish and English part of me are higher percentage then the Norse that likely one of my ancestors had a bad encounter with one. I still say I’m part Viking though.

    Nilsen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite a lot of Norse men settled in North Eastern England (the Dane Law and all that stuff) and seduced the young widows there. Please don't ask how they became widows.

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    Babsevs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not realise the Vikings were so respectful! TV owes me huge apologies ;)

    K Sarfo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Norway woman had the right to a divoce if she wanted, woman could lead counsils, go to war and were a huge part of their "sucsess" abroad because of their knowledge and comitment'to their crafts That is to say before Christianity came and screwed us

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    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they even took the dishes out of the sink before they peed in it

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Assassin's Creed Valhalla lied to me. Where was the Eivor Herbal Essences scene?!

    CultOfBambi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just take him/her/them for a dip in the waterfall by Valka's cottage...

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    Cuppa tea?
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny fact - most of high class in modern UK is descendants of Norman's - from France.

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to Ancestry, I am more British than Brits. I am American, sad to say, at least at the moment.

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    Penny Fan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I've never understood why people are so keen to claim Anglo-Saxon descent. I have a depressing amount but thankfully slightly more Celtic and Norse.

    Bert van Aalsburg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes you wonder if all the bad publicity, about vikings, was a snow job predicated by anglo-saxon men. Because all their women wanted to hang with the vikings instead of with them.

    Charlie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The story is often told by the final victors, so that would be the catholic church, I believe.

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    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, just keep nodding and slowly back off, and nothing will happen to you.

    Panda Who Mumbles, Constantly
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We are unable to confirm nor deny any such events without the prior authorisation of the Director"

    Night Owl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist: they're also time travelers

    Karen Tape
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see what you did there! And I like it!!

    Ralph Watkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a former CIA guy from that era. We got him really drunk one night & had him talking about all kinds of stuff. We asked him about the JFK assassination & he shut right up.

    Aileen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll admit I'm confused. Would anyone mind explaining?

    OwenHasADHD
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, how could have the CIA said “before” when the time traveler asks about JFK assassination? That would mean they knew about it before it happened. Hope this helps

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    But why bother with history in the first place? Well, Joshua Wilkey said that "as an academic pursuit, history teaches important skills like critical reading and analysis. For the average person, though, history is an important way of understanding the context of what is happening in the present."

    "I do not buy the argument that history repeats itself - and I think few professional historians would say that it does. It does, though, as Mark Twain once said, rhyme a lot. When one looks at the world as it is today, one cannot fully understand it absent knowledge of history," Wilkey explained.

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    AceOfChaos317
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never have been so offended at something I 100% agree with

    Needmorecowbell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every time I read posts here insulting America, I am likewise offended yet in 💯 agreement.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Not looking too sane there yourself, Brexiters.

    Queen Boudicca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because we are just like mommy...but w guns.

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, British politics did a damn good cosplay with chief blonde tumbleweed.

    Rost it
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah England really has their sh*t together these days.... /s

    Cpt. Robert Christian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    SMH & HMH, whilst drinking my Earl Grey, eating a donut, and ruefully chuckling.

    Andie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My in-laws keep asking what the heck is going on over here! UK is way better than the US, especially right now.

    Frank Miller
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe that date should be 2016...

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    America dealt terribly with the pandemic, but I thought England did worse...

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh. I am not so sure. I am sill hearing Trump trash call it a hoax. One even told me they put an anti God gene in the vaccine. Not sure how it fit with that chip in there too. I can hardly feel either. 😂😂

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me during literally any football match, but especially when it comes down to penalties. I like to annoy my husband by saying that they could have saved a lot of match time if they’d just done the penalty shoot out at the start and not bothered with the rest.

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I football fan, I've watched games where I would agree with that assessment.

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "and we'll hold your wallets while you play"

    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just for, you know, safekeeping. (I shouldn't laugh 🤣🤣🤣 I shouldn't laugh...)

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    Frederic C.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .... in the meantime I can continue to sell weapons to both sides

    Kelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we will watch their money…..

    Cranky Pants
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I learn from this picture is never wear a skirt to a sporting event.

    "One cannot, for example, understand the Black Lives Matter movement without understanding the long history of civil rights activism in the United States. One cannot understand what is happening in Afghanistan without understanding the long history of that particular part of the world, specifically through the lens of imperialism. Current events do not happen in a vacuum. Trying to understand or react to them absent an understanding of the history is detrimental at best."

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    Navindu Wijewardena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For those who want the list - Afghanistan, Antigua, Barbuda, Bahamas, Bahrain, Barabados, Belize, Botswana, Brunei, Cyprus, Dominica, Egypt, Eswatini, Fiji, Gambia, Ghana, Grenada, Guyana, India, Iraq, Israel, Jamaica, Jorda, Kenya, Kiribati, Kuwait, Lesotho, Libya, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Myanmar, Nauru, Nigeria, Oman, Pakistan, Qatar, Saint Lucia, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Sain Vincent and Grenadines, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Solomon Islands, Somaliland, South Yemen, Sri Lanka, Sudan, Tanganyika, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Tuvalu, Uganda, UAE, US, Vanuatu, Zambia, Zanzibar, Zimbabwe. And those are just the colonies, protectorates (I havent the slightest idea what that means)and mandates that are now independent (according to Wikipedia)

    Judes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't see Canada, Australia, New Zealand or Hawaii on the list.

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    Remi
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Told my English friend we were celebrating our independence day. His first response was "I'm sorry" Ended up having to tell him that it wasn't Englands fault, because my country wasn't one of the places they conquered or colonized

    Usman A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a time the sun never stopped shining on the British empire. Now it is barely ever seen. I find that OH SO AWESOME.

    Kayleigh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not a very happy story here

    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... Yet somehow the USA is super bad (not saying they are good, just a pot calling the kettle black situation)

    Aparajit Joshi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    British robbed India not colonised. We were civilized and colonized before existence of U.K.

    Ralph Watkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked with an elderly doctor from India. He used to boast that he was born a slave of the British Empire. He had a crazy sense of humor. Most Americans had no idea what he was talking about. Some even argued that only America had slavery & it was only black Africans who were slaves. There was no other slavery. Ignorance is bliss.

    Anta Babb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    England: "Ok bye guys, we're leaving now!" India: "Oh no no no, you can't just uppity and leave. We're coming with you"

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well the damn things kept catching fire and someone had to rescue the gold, geeez!

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was so kind of them to rescue the poor, defenseless gold.

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    Isabel Frost
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WE SELL ANY MONK! ANY ANY ANY ANY ANY MONK!!

    Izzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see you are a woman of culture!

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    Dan Padgett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Small shout-out to Sam Riegal. Dude is awesome.

    Viv Hart
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why the Irish monasteries had tall round towers, with the entrance eight feet up, the monks had to enter via a ladder, which was then also hauled in.

    Pat Tamarin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the church required everyone to tithe 10% of what they made, so of course they'd be a perfect target! (People also had to pay taxes to the king and the local powers. No wonder they were poor. )

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame them the bad a*s found out and they went after it what did you expect.

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    Nancy Man
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I wondered why all the flags looked like wrapped Christmas presents

    Jesper Jungløw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Danes were the first to have a flag :)

    Henrik
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Danes claim theirs was the first.

    Telmo Belo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    200 years after Portugal, though. But they can all keep it

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    Susie Kamper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Danish flag is the oldest in world though.

    engineer_nope.avi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malaysia and Liberia looking at the US: Hmmmmm

    Jansen Martin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The American flag came first though. In fact I think Liberia purposely copied the American flag. So US should be looking at them like hmmmm..

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    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would like to see all the three stripes of different color - countries do better

    Telmo Belo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing in Portuguese from 1095

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mussolini was overcompensating.

    Losferatu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wishes he was as cute and cuddly as that floof

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    Well-Dressed Wolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meme aside, the pics of these happy stretching big purr-purrs (and one mini purr-purr) really made my day and made me smile :) (yes I know big cats can’t purr… let me have my happy thoughts!)

    MorgothBauglir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy, nor Roman, nor an Empire"

    keighterz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Immediately sending this to my Italian husband. I’m dying 😂

    Maurettis
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    3 years ago

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    Alecto76
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone was doing something absolutely adorable?

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    Of course, that doesn't mean that you have to be familiar with every period of every civilization. "One of my favorite TV shows growing up was The Andy Griffith Show, and in one episode, Aunt Bee remarked that history must be harder to learn in the present because there's more and more of it being made every day," Wilkey recalled. "However, there are some good strategies to employ to learn the depth of history in a way that is useful for the present."

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    "Rather than broad surveys of history, whereby one attempts to learn the entire breadth of history for a given place, I think deeper dives are more useful. I prefer to study history topically rather than by place. For example, one can study the history of conflict, the history of racial inequality, the history of capitalism, or the history of imperialism, and follow the threads of those themes through both time and place, for a more comprehensive look at why things are the way they are."

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    DracoFury42
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this have so many down votes?

    Stimpy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are from Australians who think they are voting UP

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    Mac 🇺🇦
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Ben is not the clock; Big Ben is not the tower. Big Ben is the bell that tolls the hour.

    Justme
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Ben is just the big bell though

    Ralph Watkins
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big Ben is the name of the clock, not the tower it's on. I was in London in 1984 & it looked just like this back then too. It's always being renovated.

    Karin Gibson
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    The French with their cigarettes!!! What can you do except rebuild.

    Nini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God you're so stupid, 99% of the people in Notre Dale or the Eiffel Tower are tourists the other 1% are students on school trips. You have no idea how many parisiens never visited the Eiffel Tower or the Louvre.

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    PurpleDoople
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your friend keeps asking who the Egyptian god of the moon was: “You can’t even cook, khonshu?!”

    GoldfishCrackers
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does Lady Gaga like her meat?

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he attributes you to Seth when you ask, you freakin donkey!

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    flutterbyy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they didn't even try with Apollo.

    Nightshade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know, but they did Artemis (Diana)

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    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. I studied Ancient Greek at uni and dunno if it was just my uni, but there was a rivalry between the Latin and the Ancient Greek students lol.

    Aria de Saint-Iuz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elláda, not Greece. Modern Greece has almost nothing to do with the antient republic...

    Simo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can use the same with UK and USA 😁

    Cyd Charisse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The US adopted everything completely opposite to the UK in protest! Hence the driving on the right with left-hand steering, the rejection of the metric system…. Hell! We even eat with our utensils held differently just so we could root out spies during the Revolution. So, completely incorrect.

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    Well, actually they didn't copy as much as people tend to think. The stuff that they did copy from the Greeks was largely improved upon (ex. the introduction of arches in the place of columns), and for the religious system, the Greek mythology that you probably know is actually romanized versions of the myths.

    Ele V
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ''the Greek mythology that you probably know is actually romanized versions of the myths''. So wrong that sentence

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    Touch Connors
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always count on Americans to do the right thing - after they've tried everything else. Winston Churchill

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, this was back in the days when we actually respected the rule that going to war was a last resort, and only one to be taken in defense.

    Trophy Husband
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "They entered WW3 before most other allies" - A Time Traveller

    Rosanna Jackson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice try, a real time travel would know the caused it

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    Anta Babb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second of all, demand the advanced technologies other countries are developing all for yourself in compensation for helping.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that they were both European disputes, does that mean in time to stop it, or in time to win it?

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure neither of the belligerants can trust your intentions of choosing sides, so that they won't attack you - just in case you'd choose theirs. Thus you can take your time and prepare you country meanwhile, building an insanely big force and watching which side is most likely to win. Once you are ready and know which side will be the most beneficial to the US leadership, arrange national propaganda accordingly so that all Americans enthusiastically join in, make your entrance... and write History.

    Lorraine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except this was not the case... Since the beginning, even when not actively getting involved, the US chose a side and condemned German actions. Roosevelt declared that while the United States would remain neutral in law, he could “not ask that every American remain neutral in thought as well.” And on the other hand, the US was not prepared to go to war after Pearl Harbor, they didn't have the army nor the equipment. They had a stronger industry and were not diminished by years of war so they could act faster after declaring war.

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    The historian said that understanding how themes like economic inequality or political power have played out at multiple times and places is more useful for the average human than to learn facts about the history of a given place. "Ultimately, the goal should not be to learn history for the sake of being good at Jeopardy!, but for the sake of developing a more meaningful understanding of why things happened," Wilkey explained, adding that it's much more valuable than simply knowing what happened.

    And it makes sense. You start making connections and developing ideas rather than just working on your memory. You start thinking.

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Took me a minute there, and I don't even have any cake to distract me.

    Allen Lavine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can some one help me with this

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl Marx talked about the class struggle between the working class and the bourgeois meaning the 1% or the rich or whatever the term is now

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    Vonev Kalinsk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glory to the Revolution Comrades!

    Cat Momma
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have always struggled to pronounce this effing word!! Is it boojshee or bourjhuwa?????

    Nini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's not talking about college classes but the working class middle class and bourgeois (what American call "bougie" or some s**t) aka the rich/the 1%. If you know anything about Karl Marx you'll know he wanted to abolish the class systsm. Think casts like in India. It's a world play on the word class and probably the teacher being himself at least upper middle class

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    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Bourgeoisie were the middle class as opposed to the proletariat or worker class. Bourgeois refers to middle class values and standards and expectations. "He had very Bourgeois tastes for someone so wealthy"

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    Ally Joy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should be a clown picture

    Lisa H
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I'm sick of looking at trump's face.

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    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The election may be over, but the nightmare is not. Sit down. I'll make you a cup of tea while I tell you the horrors that is US politics that's still swarming with Trump's minions.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen the horror your supreme court vomits out so I'm all stacked on nightmares, thanks

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    Scipio Africanus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    American politics is just a bunch of idiots running around white buildings flipping a coin to decide whether to help of f**k up the country

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then looking up the purpose of a government and ignoring it entirely

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    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dogs playing poker makes more sense!!

    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely, it should be, "This is politics?" It needs a question mark I think.

    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my bananas, I never realized how accurate that is. Granted, PotC had less underhanded scheming.

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    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    like i know thats photoshop but i so wanna get dungarees for my cats lol

    Kate
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Osh Kosh. Cut a hole for the tail.

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    Christopher Walkies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Swiss man once told me that in the Second World War the Swiss built railroads for the Nazis during the week and prayed for the Allies at the weekend.

    Mary Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why does this swiss cat have a (bad) swedish accent?...geography people!

    Ruth Hempsey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally they decided to take a side. Ukraine

    Helmut Kok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also why are they not getting their gold

    Helen Wood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they knew exactly what was happening in WW2, they turned away thousands of jews which ended up in death camps.

    Vladimir I
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except older conflicts, where they supplied mercenaries.

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn’t he impregnate Danaë by turning into a shower of gold? How does that work?

    AceOfChaos317
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember as a kid thinking riordan changed alot of things in his books, now I'd rather have riordans neglectful God's than a horny rapist

    Joe Reaves
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol you couldn't write a children's or YA book based on Greek mythology without changing or omitting a lot. Well, you could write it - but no publisher would touch it with a nine foot pole!

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there was Loki, parent to a giant wolf and an even more giant snake. And he was the mother of at least one of them.

    Remi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunno about those two, but Loki is deffo the birth parent to Sleipnir (frack that spelling is off) who is a part horse with eight legs

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    Cat Palmer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always knew geese were up to something.

    Mama Penguin
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Attractive girl* Zeus:

    Lucas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attractive girl turns 12 - Mohammed

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    Once you decide on a topic you want to dig into, you need to start collecting sources. "At the risk of having my professional historian card revoked, Wikipedia is a great place to go to learn the basics of a given event," Joshua Wilkey said. "At this point, it's rather more accurate than most easily accessible sources, including most online encyclopedias."

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    JB Darré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Priorities people! Priorities!

    Tarcandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: there are still songs being sung over this event at the "Cantus" (Cantus= an evening of drinking and singing organised by student organisations)

    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm jealous. You Europeans get all the fun facts.

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Today I will teach you how to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana."

    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is positively brilliant! lol

    Izzy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    careful. they're heroes

    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think we might need to do something like this here.......nope

    Peter Vens
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We even reenact it for rememberance sometimes

    Terri Johnson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is Gravensteen in Ghent. A great castle to tour, with lots of restoration work done. 100_1050-6...0298ef.jpg 100_1050-62b5f7a0298ef.jpg

    Terri Johnson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://brookstonbeerbulletin.com/the-battle-of-gravensteen-castle/

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    AceOfChaos317
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How it started: blows up a naval harbor. How it ended: we drop the sun on them twice

    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still feel it would have been slightly more fair to drop the sun directly on a military base and not on a city full of civilians.

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    Bi-Polar Express
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, direct attack on the nation requires a response? How weird.

    Sean RF
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean we probably should have gotten involved when the holocaust was a thing, and we also shouldn't have used f*cking nuclear weapons

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    Micah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Robot Chicken did it better.

    Anta Babb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Ackchyually, those were atomic bombs primarily using the splitting of atoms, a fission reaction. The sun uses fusion and thus you can't say the sun was dropped on Japan"

    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That really wasn't the smartest move

    DH41144
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    The U.S. got involved in Europe after Germany declared war on the US

    Romenriel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By sending material, their army entered Europe only after Pearl Harbor.

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    Tobias Reaper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a British person i am offended i mean its accurate but still

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the world of every American Panda...and the stuff about us is frequently inaccurate to boot.

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    Zack Podany
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, for a country that frequently laughs at the US for not using metric...

    Dekker451
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans when they hear "kilometers per hour" instead of "bananas per giraffe"...

    Robyn Bowns
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am just as confused as the queen... Wtf is cup of tea per colonized nation mean 😒

    Mud spider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw this meme on Instagram and somebody commented “racism at its peak” people are dumb lol

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    Strings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always love the politicians going "we will achieve peace in the middle east!" B***h: there hasn't been peace there in all of recorded history (and going back before that, we're discovering). What kinda delusion makes you think you can achieve it?

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Britain and France : "well, after centuries of inept crusades, we've tried very hard to find another way to thwart that threatening Ottoman empire and ruin it from the inside by introducing colonial capitalism, and it's getting really interesting now cause they got oil, but we've made a f*****g mess by creating absurd countries with rectilinear borders in the middle of the desert and..." US : "Hold my beer, you amateurs".

    Romenriel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back when there were crusades, there was no Ottoman Empire. IIRC it was actually its establishment that stopped crusades - it was just too powerful to mess with.

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    Volchica
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the USSR. They helped ruin Afghanistan.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ruining your own country is the thing now

    Alexandre Tabet
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sykes Picot was bad...Balfour Declaration was icing on the cake.

    Stimpy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only France and England call it "the near east"

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    "Apart from that, I am a big fan of podcasts. Dan Carlin's Hardcore History is great for those who can devote substantial time to listening. Slow Burn is also fantastic, as is the podcast that accompanies the 1619 ProjectThis Land is wonderful for those who are interested in indigenous history. I could go on for days with podcast recommendations, but there are so many good ones out there, the possibilities are limitless. For print readers, ProPublica also has a wonderful deep dive into many important topics. I especially enjoyed their piece a few years ago titled 'Firestone and the Warlord' about the history of the rubber industry in Africa."

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Un-fun fact: because of not having the ressources to either feed a family or to have a dowry, usually only the oldest son got married (the one that inherits after the parents) and sometimes daughters could not marry without dowry. So peasant and nobles alike often did not get married until their parents died and they were in their 30ies +. OR girls without dowries ended up living with their brothers family, or if noble, joined a convent.----

    Nini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France the noble had a whole system for multiple sons: the elder inherited everything and his father's position, the 2nd son was sent to the military and the others to the clergy where they could not marry so no offsprings to fight for inheritance.

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    Anh Aline Vuo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed a bit too hard at this one...

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    Monday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tut was a deformed, inbred youngster who married his sister and died before he could accomplish much. We love the underdogs!

    Natalia Maciel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also his tomb was found intact so we know a lot about him.

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    Nunya Bidnits
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only reason Tutankhamun is as famous as he is is because his tomb was found intact, and the artifacts were in good shape. That and the world tour of certain collections in the '70s and '80s helped market the Boy Pharaohl

    Demongrrrrl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also assisted by Steve Martin ("Born in Arizona, moved to Babylona. King Tut.")

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    Seabeast
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only because his tomb was never robbed and his grave goods were intact.

    ProgHead777
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's strange to think that Tutankhamun is only famous because he was such an unremarkable pharaoh that no one bothered to rob his tomb.

    Hex Gurls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i believe his wife’s name was ankhesenamen? idk

    Strings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seem to recall hearing that the "deformed/diseased/worthless" picture of Tut is being reevaluated. Things like his armour showing distinct signs of use and such.

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    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Managed to have his corpse well-hidden

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And making lame jokes about how hilariously short you were, even though you were actually of perfectly average height for an adult man at that time period.

    Simo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well... But let's not forget losing the wars and being exiled to Elba Island, but wanting to go back to power so badly to sacrifice other thousand of lives in Waterloo just for your ego and lose again, then die alone and powerless in the middle of nowhere.

    Nini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He died in Dont Helena which he quite liked it seems. Also France had an other Napoleon... the 3rd who sucked a*s

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same for Operation Barbarossa - it was planned to invade Russia during summer but Itlay attacked Greece without telling Germany. The troops intended to invade the USSR had to help the italians instead and pushed the invasion back to winter

    Mar Nadal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And maybe Stalingrad would have been a victory? Stalingrad was a stupid stubbornness of Hitler. I mean, the defeat would have happened anyway, winter or summer.

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certainly not an idiot, but a megalomaniacal a*****e, yes.

    DracoFury42
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know that 3 people claim to have this genitals?

    Andy Frobig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He also reinstated slavery, which had been outlawed by the Revolution, and "propagated Republican ideals" by putting his family on thrones all over Europe.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hitler also started in June. He also looked short.

    julien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Napoleon is laugh·ing stock now but he was not back then , not even in France !

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    Scotira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @ Ellie McGrath that'll be a big fat NOPE. In case of an invasion in Switzerland, the entirety of Europe would burn already since we are kind of in the middle. And being neutral doesn't mean, we'll just roll over. We can and will defend ourselves, just like we did in the Middle Ages.

    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always remember; Italy, Austria and France all 3 built defense stone walls at their borders to Switzerland - to keep us out. Nowadays, all 3 of these defense walls are within Swiss territory, the Italian one is actually in the middle of Ticino. Switzerland is a fierce little fella, like some LOTR dwarf. Cunning, angry and filled with money.

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    James Matson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when asked during WW2 what the swiss army of 2.5 million would do if Germany invaded with 5 Million men they responded. Fire twice and go home

    Spider
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone know what movie this picture is from?

    mulk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0358082/

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    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone actually understand the question?

    Frank Ropen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Nazis were worth so it has nothing to do with how bad it is

    Ellie McGrath
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    They’ll be begging to join NATO next

    Zedrapazia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, we're already surrounded by Nato states. If anyone wanted to attack us, they'd have to get through NATO territory first and I doubt that'll happen.

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    Robert T
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stick a great big blade on it, and you've just about got it.

    eff the haters
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine the metronome needle is a great big blade

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Between 1789 and 1871 : revolution, constitutional monarchy (1789-1792), 1st Republic and European wars (1792-1799), Consulate and more European wars (1799-1804), 1st Empire and more European wars (1804-1814, I'll spare you Napoleon's brief return in 1815), Restoration and colonial wars (1814-1830), revolution, consitutional monarchy and colonial wars (1830-1848), revolution, 2d Republic (1848 -1852), 2d Empire and colonial wars (1852-1870), war and defeat against Prussia -> Germany, 3d Republic (1870-1940, some stability... at last) and Paris Commune (1871).

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Works for religions loyalty in Britain during the Tudor era

    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think last years of the XVIII th century also

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That seems to be the answer to anything we can't readily explain. Aliens dude, it was the aliens.

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's weird when people wrongly believe "humans couldn't possibly have ___." So you think you belong to a species of idiots, then?

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    Strings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That has always been an irritant to me "We can't figure out how it was done, so it must have been aliens". Because gawds forbid earlier humans may have had more advanced/different tech

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because no one believes unionized labor could have finished the job on time?

    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think everyone believe it, just because some Swiss writter and dude with greek name told them so?

    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes those tortured slaves are really upset now. Wtf?

    Nini
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk I watched a documentary where they said the people loved both their Gods and Pharaoh were Gods on earth so they felt like they'd be rewarded in the afterlife and the depiction of them being whipped and s**t didn't actually happen. Those who suffered were probably the slaves and those working on the internal architecture who knew they'd have to die in the end to preserve the secret maps so nobody would pillage their tombs. Until Italy, Britains and France logged into the chat and destroyed and pillaged and even ate mummy powder....

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, didn't turn out well for France and the UK a few years later though

    Yvette Desmarais
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was going to be worse. Wilson fought it. But he failed in a number of areas. The US never ratified from their side.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two *very* interesting items were included in the Treaty of Versaille: Bayer had to forfeit the patents on Aspirin and Heroin, and BMW was prohibited, in perpetuity, from producing aircraft engines.

    Justme
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also looks like the casts reaction to the last season of GOT

    OkieDonut
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It literally is their reaction to the last episode! Lol

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    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did a great job on the Budapest Memorandum, as well.

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that Germany wasn't invited to the peace talks, that France wanted revenge reparations all guaranteed the rise of fascism and the rise to power of Hitler. In a sense, the allies started WWII with the Treaty of Versailles. It was only a matter of time before things got real.

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine what kind of civilization we would've been today if we hadn't gone through the dark ages in history. Actually some people's minds are still stuck there despite being born centuries later.

    Dani M
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nooooo i hate that "argument"- dark ages just refers to the (initial) lack of written sources and was roman, christian and anti-"barbarian". It completely ignores the achievements of any other people. And to be honest - if anything led to a regression in knowledge it was already into the middle ages and later when the church inhibited thought.

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    Sofie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first my tired eyes thought the first picture was hair and a forehead and got really confused 🙈

    Alex Ernst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The LoA was actually a copying library, but so many books going up in flames is still painful.

    Ela
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I confess I don't have my glasses on. At first glance I thought that toast was a black girl's hair up in a bun. And I thought, man it would suck to burn your hair and a hairdresser who doesn't know how to handle a black girl's hair is a disaster. But is burning it really that common? And then I realized it was toast.

    Auntriarch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not just you.... It's late and my eyes are getting fuzzy

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    Elizabeth Elliot
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lord I thought pic one was someone's hair in a bun!

    Al Connor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this made me laugh way more than it should have lol

    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn it yes I hate it especially the last one smh

    norabest321
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was nothing accidental about that tragedy.

    manalonedies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The christians would have burned it during the crusades if the Romans hadn't already done it for them.

    Romenriel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think crusades ever made it into Egypt?

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    Tonk Terrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish she was back in charge

    Láďa Durchánek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While I really respect Merkel, her decision to make Germany reliant on Russian natural gas (and her politics towards Russia in general) turned out to be totally disastrous.

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    Lydia Nijland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too strong a woman for Russia, that's why the war didn't start earlier

    Péter Rózsahegyi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at Viktor Orban's face. I guess that conversation was about Hungary: He said 'What?' and they said 'Nothing, just turn back to the match, kiddo'.

    Russell Tilling
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Zo Angela, vee give you cheep gaz an oil. You drop all yurr uzer zupplierz. Zen vee take Ukraine, zen Estonia, zen Latvia, etc. You get a big dachau viz a pool ja?"

    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Political frenemies lol.

    Nines Rodriguez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And this is how you throw poison in your political enemies' tea" -Vladimir Putin

    Rusty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god not Orbán trying to listen in on the conversation.

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    Olga Aftyka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You wanted Poland but did Monaco ;p

    Bart S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's ok, it's Polandball. https://www.polandballwiki.com/wiki/Polandball_Wiki

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, what's that supposed to mean?

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Poland, the smaller sibling that always gets the punched first when the bigger bros starts sh!t.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then you have Belgium. A country invented so Britain and Germany could sort out their differences.

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    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...mic check... PSA: It's a huge and pervasive misconception that migraine is a type of headache. Migraine disorder is a neurological illness with a constellation of symptoms, the most commonly associated with the disorder is a severe headache. To say "I get migraines" without a diagnosis is like saying "I had an epilepsy once" because you had a febrile seizure as a teenager. It's not accurate. Other symptoms include nausea/vomiting, fatigue, dizziness, visual impairment, sensitivity to lights/noises/odors, diminished cognitive function, slurred speech, tingling/numbness of the face and extremities, and hallucinations. Attacks can occur episodically or chronically and have 3-4 distinct phases. The illness is very individualized as are the treatments so it can take years to land on the right one. I was diagnosed in 2004 and it wasn't until 12/27/21 that I added a treatment that's FINALLY helping in a significant way. Thank you all for listening to my TEDTalk 😊

    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That last one also applies to "being alive in the 21st century."

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [Laughs in spaghetti] ?!?! I'm dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like that comes with a high risk of said spaghetti routing itself through the nose. Much safer to laugh in rigatoni.

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    Ka Se
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italy also got land where the Austrian population lived and which is still largely German-speaking - although the German language was banned, and resettlement projects were launched to Italianise the area. However, in the meantime, the region has fortunately been granted so many autonomy rights that the people no longer have any interest in being part of Austria. (However they still seem to feel connected to Austria and quite a few of them travel for work or education there.)

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jup, my grandma's family had to flee South Tyrol as her father refused to speak italian.

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    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Italy was actually split in two for a while during the war.

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    DenjiSimp
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't the assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand the main catalyst that started it?

    Olga Aftyka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not really, that was just the final ignition spark

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    Hotdogking
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it started because some bloke named Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry

    K- THULU
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I still love the fact that the king of england,the kaiser and tzar were all related......bunch of inbreds fighting a war against each other because another inbred got killed by anarchists!

    Emily
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The assassination of Arch Duke Franz Ferdinand is to history as the mitochondria being the power house of the cell is to science

    Moo Moo Futch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So I says to Mabel I says, some Duke in the back of an open wagon got shot in Sarajevo by some guy called Gavrilo Princip"

    RJ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was too much effort NOT to have a war!

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zooming in: “Empress Victoria’s OBGYN was too rough with the forceps.”

    loyalhufflepuff07
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A sandwich. It all started with a sandwich. Look it up.

    Horse/panda/thing
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sort of. It was the spark that lit the bonfire

    Niall Mac Iomera
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it was when a bloke named Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cos he was hungry.

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    Cara G
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was mostly because Benjamin Franklin sailed over and negotiated a bomb a$$ treaty using his spectacular social skills. Guy was a laugh riot, a storyteller, not one to say no to a drink or seven at a party, and brought with him tales of the American wilderness and newly minted customs and demonstrations of songs and dances that made French gentlemen roll on the floor laughing and women heave their corseted bosoms in lust at the exotic stranger. He got off the ship wearing a coonskin hat, you guys.

    Strings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot "womanizer" in there, Cara... ;)

    Helmut Kok
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a bit like the Euro final in 2021

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    Emerald Ocean
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans: and yet we don’t care

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europeans: whose the savage now,................... Locals: still you. You erased my culture

    Susan Reid Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sent in advance forces: smallpox, measles, flu...

    Bonesko
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Conquering countries with gumption and flags!

    Milmel G
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't exactly a European novelty...it's been the theme of human history pretty much forever.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the long tradition continues...

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    That_Sexy_Dinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hundred? nah bruvva go two hundred... yeah thats more like it

    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just make it only pillars. Sorted.

    Sergy Yeltsen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must build additional pillars.

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And arches, lots of arches. Maybe a few flying buttresses too

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The more tall phallic symbols we have the more powerful we become

    Hiram's Friend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your ceiling is made of rock slabs--you need pillars

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    engineer_nope.avi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russia: how about we make it a third?

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come on Russia, we all know that the third movie is never as good as the first.

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she weigh more than a duck though?

    Suzanne Tilson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Woman in 1500s: look I have money, land and I believe that science is the answer to all our problems............................................ Society: Blasphemy! (jk)

    Queen Boudicca
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women in 2022 America: look, I have money, land and I believe science is the answer to all our problems: Society: B***h! She must have slept her way to the top! Libtard! Nasty!

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    Phil Green
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Catholic Church: burn anyone we don't like. Local woman who can cure people with herbs? Burn the witch. Local politician who doesn't like the Pope? Burn him.... Guy with load of gold? Burn him. South American continent with loads of gold? Kill them all....

    LongCoolWomanInABlackDress
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty much women just being smart and knowing about the use of herbs. No need for magic tricks

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    I aways thought that was sad that they did that......but that what they believed survival of the strongest

    Cowws
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's literally an excuse to murder disabled people

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you know what KitKat has in common with communism? Both are red and you have to share

    engineer_nope.avi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good Communist joke is like food, not many get it.

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    Nadya Raymond
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well I'm glad Twix is diff... all for me and none for U

    MorgothBauglir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sharing isn't communism. No one at all defines communism that way.

    Mark Kelly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids should be taught they don't always have to share.

    BluEyedSeoulite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids are taught that with their toys or if they have their own snacks. If there is one bag of chops though, mofos have to share

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    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did they plant trees down the Champs D’Elyse? So the Germans could march in the shade.

    julien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Battle of Castillon took place on 17 July 1453 in Gascony near the town of Castillon-sur-Dordogne (later Castillon-la-Bataille), between England and France. Historians regard this decisive French victory as marking the end of the Hundred Years' War.The battle led to the English losing almost all their holdings in France, especially Gascony (Aquitaine). castillon-...7696dd.jpg castillon-62b61577696dd.jpg

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They were out gunned and out manoeuvred so quick that a surrender was irrelevant. The armistice was imposed upon them and their leaders' choices were either sign, or the citizens would pay the price. The countries leaders decided that it was better to survive than be eradicated. The French then led the best resistance of an occupied force in history, so much so that now whenever you hear the word 'Resistance', you think of the French. They don't deserve this.

    Dan West
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France surrendered AND collaborated. The collaboration is the more egregious act, imo.

    CP
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You conveniently forget the French Resistance.

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    Christopher Walkies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Culturally, I only hear Americans dismiss France like this. In Europe, it isn't in the first 10 things we think of about France.

    Katinka Min
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, that's what Anglosaxons like to tell themselves but it's not how France is remembered in Europe.

    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm from Germany - and no matter what I learned, the internet has all of this erased and I only remember France surrendering

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    Richard Henderson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a quick reminder that France didn’t stop fighting the Nazis.

    julien
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    some countries surrender, some others chicken out ( Viet Nam, Somalia, Iraq, Afghanistan ) chicken-62...f6b147.jpg chicken-62b5f6af6b147.jpg

    Ara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yea. America really kicked their arses. Didn’t it.

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    Gemma jones
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    lol cheese eating surrender monkeys lol

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    Katinka Min
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have given up on trying to understand WWI. It was about money and power and Germany lost.

    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was about freedom for some countries, colonies for others and destroying empires

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    Gustav Gallifrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And your home country is in another hemisphere on the other side of the world.

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Australia is an export economy. They fought to keep the shipping lanes out of German hands.

    David J Buchanan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Europe in action, long before The EU.

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    Ellie McGrath
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should change that to Ukraine

    ELily Kanena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Story spin-off, 2022: to show France and its Allies how it's done, Russia decides it's a great idea to attack Ukraine...

    ELily Kanena
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second instalment, 2022: To show Frabce and Allies how it's done, Russia attacks Ukraine - We'll be done by Spring, they thought...

    Adi A.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Special rules and conditions apply (you can try other seasons except winter).

    Fudge
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those conditions don't apply if you're Mongolian though. They attacked in the winter in purpose! So that their horses could easily travel over the frozen rivers....

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    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Annabelle Timsit needs to timsitdown and do a little more research.

    Cpt. Robert Christian
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except when a whole bunch of the French lost their figuratively collective cool, which in turn caused another whole bunch of the French to literally lose their heads.

    Dawn Marie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it me, or does he look like Noah Wiley?

    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the yellow vests were quite like the Sans-culottes of the French revolution. A genuine popular movement for social justice and direct democracy, quite fierce and brave, without leaders, sometimes violent, anyway scaring the Parisian dyed-in-the-wool politicians and intellectuals who hadn't seen them coming and couldn't control them. Had they found more support from the rest of the population, they could have gone a long way, but they got vilified by insidious and relentless mass media propaganda, deeming them an extreme-right movement - which the majority of them were not.

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    oddly_informed_raven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are communism jokes so funny? everyone gets them

    Indosidius
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wephone should have just the apple core as an emblem because everyone gets a bite

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    Raven Sheridan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, not great but not terrible. 🤷‍♀️

    Scott Crowell
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's fine, It's fine. Tiss but a scratch!.

    Alex Ernst
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wait, I thought the big red off button was supposed to make things better, not worse!"

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    Miocha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed harder than I should

    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And just to show we don't hold a grudge . . . . . we give you - MAGNA CARTA!

    julien
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "In the centuries since the Revolutionary War, French contributions have been criminally downplayed. Somewhere between the real Yorktown and Mel Gibson's rather less accurate version, The Patriot, the monumental French war effort during the birth of America got forgotten, buried in the sand, and pissed on. Without France, the entire American Revolution would have devolved into a bunch of dudes swinging their muskets as clubs within weeks." In short thanks to the french the american flag is NOT the union Jack ! lol

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    Alessa Gillespie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a piece of human garbage but the caption made me laugh 😂

    Adam Zad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be lumping that foul, vile creature in with us humans.

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    Hiram's Friend
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But he IS responsible for the destruction of the Temple, Masada too!

    manalonedies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's probably "thinking" "I'd call this the trump wall".

    Downunderdude
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    [thinking] did I put my diaper on?

    Gaya Knust
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    That made me choke on my own saliva 😂

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know if I'm happy for the classy French weapon or unhappy for the waste of baguette.

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    Nicola Roberts
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha I love the nod to accuracy fellow pandas. Anything from a lot to bazillion. (Bazillion is my favourite).

    Petra Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genghis Khan fathered so many children that one in 200 people today have remnants of his genes.

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    King Joffrey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the East India Company...

    Tarcandor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @King Joffrey: the VOC "is" the East India Company. VOC stands for "Verenigde Oostindische Compagnie, which is the original Dutch name.

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    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The VOC was the East India Company = Vereenigde Oostindische Compagnie sometimes referred to as The Dutch East India Company in English.

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    Alicia Butterfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as 'Marine Antoinette' at first

    Alicia Butterfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this as 'Marine Antoinette' at first

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I have a plan!" Their allies: "Oh no...."

    Stephen Meinecke
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Italian Sniper rifle for sale: dropped once, never fired.

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now where is the Khan. The piece that moves like a queen plus knight.

    TheElderNom
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been told that's why the Chinese built the great wall, not to keep the Mongolians out, but their horses.

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    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one of the largest misconceptions. America signed a truce with the Vietnamese. Two years later, they broke the truce and took over. The same exact thing could happen in Korea, at any time.

    Josh Dorsett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's good to see the Vietnamese people have adapted as much as possible to life post war, they're still happy go lucky people and love a joke and aren't too materialistic. It's also very nice to see that the majority of the Vietnamese people are forgiving about the war from all sides. I'd love to visit there

    Andie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love Uncle Iroh! We were going to name our cat that, but everyone thought we were saying Eye-Roll. So we had to change it to Zuko.

    Al Connor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and see how many children I sired

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be more specific: a recipe from the days of the Great March Forward.

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    SAF saf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This really should hire up lol.

    Gilmore Girls
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Italians in New York are the Petrillos, no ifs ands or buts

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    AceOfChaos317
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me again the reason we celebrate him in school?

    respulero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because is the reason you have schools? Maybe not for good though, but its a resason. In Europe it is because we got potatos. Thats good!

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    Thomas Bentley
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they did not label the gauntlet smallpox, I am annoyed

    Lara Verne
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude wanted to sail to India, accidentally found the New World, it was very bad for locals.

    Al Connor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what I dont get is why Thanks Giving is still a thing over there!

    DennyS (denzoren)
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    3 years ago

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    We removed his statue recently. He murdered natives, he does not deserve recognition as a hero, just as a mass murderer.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the ignorant, misguided souls! https://www.timetravelturtle.com/spanish-south-america-genocide/

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    Mr. Cinder
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is pretty powerful.

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    MorgothBauglir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not even Lenin, I think it was a decision from local Communist leaders, fearing that Whites would take the city.

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    Ragnarsson Vbba
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not a joke! Those children were killed brutally. :-(

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    HonestHour
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was zero comments, but I broke that opportunity. I am first

    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In this system, everybody gets 1 comment.

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    Nikki Sevven
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (1) You can't impose communism; it only works if everyone involved agrees with the philosophy. (2) Communism is not and never has been a form of government; communism specifically repudiates the right of the State to even exist. (3) Bonus: Russia isn't socialist either.

    Don Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many supporters of Democratic Socialism got the joke? Zero!

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A failed philosophy for any nation state since 1917. Christianity since 300 AD: “pikers!”

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    James016
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was loading it with cheese it would be *puts on sunglasses* Cannonbert. YEEEAAAHHHH

    julien
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " General panic now seized the Allied army and it abandoned the field in all possible directions. A famous episode occurred during this retreat: Russian forces that had been defeated by the French right withdrew south towards Vienna via the Satschan frozen ponds. French artillery pounded towards the men, and the ice was broken due to the bombardment. The men drowned in the cold ponds, dozens of Russian artillery pieces going down with them. Many drowning Russians were saved by their victorious foes. " I GUESS THAT BREAD WAS HARD TO SWALLOW THOUGH ! lol

    julien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Battle of Austerlitz : FRANCE defeats RUSSIA and AUSTRIA . casualties : FRANCE : 1,288 killed, 6,991 wounded, 573 captured[ AUSTRIA & RUSSIA : 16,000 killed and wounded, 20,000 captured. The battle is often cited as a tactical masterpiece.". If you call these french guys clowns then what would you call the Austrians and Russians ? This meme is not funny , just sheer RACISM !

    pelemele
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And don't forget the runny, stinky camembert used as a grenade xD

    julien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and don't forget that France won that battle ! lol

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    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just censor "pass"..?

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG how could you use that filthy, filthy word.

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    ThatG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censor facepalm

    Daffodil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess we all should've assked this sooner, but why do we still use BP with all these censors... they managers to censor a word that could not passibly have any bad meaning...

    Any
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They censored the bum out of pass? Whuuuut... Whyyyy?

    Jen&Tonic
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is getting a little ridiculous…

    Premislaus de Colo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanted to comment, but I think I'll pass

    The lavender Fox
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they just censor a*s in pass? Wtfffffff ITS A WORD GET OVER IT BP CENSORS OMG

    Gaya Knust
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the actual fück, BP? The only reason I can think of why they censored (and I'm currently sleep-deprived) is cos pass has äss in it? lol

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And, "naughty naught" finger wagging, after Warsaw got flattened.

    Gemma jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and we knew about it but didnt think anything of it lol

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    Duesvolent90
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I come here to escape my children's favorite song! IT HAS FOUND ME..

    AndThenICommented
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂 ohhhhhhh good I’m really a parent now

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    Sylvia Schmitz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people nowadays not know about MASH? Apart from all the jokes it's actually very informative abot the Korean War.

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet, ironically...was a commentary on the Vietnam war....

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    Mercy Wanjiru
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    haha...this is funny...where is it from?

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    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to be singing it all day.

    Pollywog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's nobody's business but the Turks!!!"

    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why did Constantinople get the works?

    MorgothBauglir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not Constantinople, Byzantium.

    MYRIAH FIELDS
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats nobody's business but the turks

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    3 years ago

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    this mustnt be subject of jokes

    Artsy Bookworm
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    It is said that the whole thing was because of a mistranslation. Japan said they will think about it but the translation said that they would definitely not surrender

    Tonk Terrier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um no. That's just anti American propaganda. Even after Hiroshima Japan refused to surrender

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I fel the same way about the Netherlands trading in New York.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Putin after a regime change in Ukraine.

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Russians knew about the gold, and knew they better sell to the US before the US took it by force, with Britain joining in for Crimean War II.

    Chewie Baron
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also the British who were offered it first but turned it down.

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    julien
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LET SEE WHAT HISTORY SAYS : " According to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10. France wins the most battles with 1,115, followed by Britain with 1,105 " SO YES HISTORY SEES IT THAT WAY !

    Hugh Willie Mungous
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately for the French, in any war, it is the final battle that counts above all those preceding it.

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    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    France never won a war on its own.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Germany had war declared on it by Britain, because Britain was friends with Belgium, who was being trespassed by Germany in order to get to France to kick France's a*s, because France was friends with Russia who was getting ready to kick Austria's a*s because Austria was getting ready to kick Serbia's a*s because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria's a*s. Or, actually shot him in the head... and Britain is currently friends with japan

    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard it started because a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry.

    Ricardo Ferreira
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You see, there was this serbian buy..."

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    Stephen Walsh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Ireland is caught up in the melee. We should be like Switzerland. We're neutral. But still funny.

    Theo Blackwood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We were never truly neutral, not in the way Switzerland was.

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    Dawn Marie
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    Now this guy looks like Tim Robbins!! I'm seeing actors everywhere!!

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    Petra Moon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s one ugly wooden horse.

    dream of delusion
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it was centuries ago.. did you expect to look all pretty and polished?

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh this is deep, metaphorically.

    Hannah Edwards
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hear you collect giant wooden animals. Do you have a horse?

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    Hiraeth Serein
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a South African and descendant of Dutch colonists: 😬

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    Grudge-holding Treefrog
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear Víctor, *cough cough, COLUMBUS, cough cough*

    Víctor Alfonso García Olmo
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    Not europeans, just englishs, frenchs, belgians and germans. We, spanishs and portugueses, did it fine.

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And surprise surprise, the French joined the revolution in another continent just to p**s off the Brits haha.

    Everything is fascinating.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to weaken their army so they could create mischief elsewhere.

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revolution so we can impose our OWN taxes!!!!

    sofacushionfort
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was time for the Americans to pay. And sit in Parliament.

    Darla Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right up there with mosquitoes, nobody likes those either

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    Scipio Africanus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love when people realize that both sides are stupid

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    Parul Choudhary
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand. Can anyone pls explain?

    Troux
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's about how this was America's first experience fighting a non-traditional war against a guerilla army who excelled in camouflage and hiding. Instead of lining up against each other on an open battlefield, the US would just march in the general direction of a war and suddenly be attacked from some hidden troops in the jungle. Home Alone is an accurate summation of how a massively underpowered army can use home field advantage to embarrass some cocky invaders. Fan theory: this scene in Forrest Gump is talking about the weather and the war at the same time: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_56VcpTR-0

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    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism does the same thing, except it gives it all to billionaires.

    MorgothBauglir
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Median net worth grew 80% from 1980 to 2016. The middle class is getting richer.

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    Don Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the best parts of the state property are overseen by the party leaders for the good of the people!

    Thanatos Charles
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    *Then the bits figure out all land belongs to the queen*

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    Natasha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t understand. Can someone please explain to me?

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    Diolla
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh come on. What is it with everybody dissing France? It's not like they always surrender (think Napoleon for example) or they're the only country who gave in to the Germans during WW2. I am Dutch and my country did not exactly kick Germany's a*s either.

    Scott Crosby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the French are arrogant. If their national anthem isn't a joke, what is?

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    Random Anon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't that be Austria instead?

    Victor Botha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The French Resistance was one of the strongest of all the occupied nations. Don't get me wrong, every single country had a strong and fearless Resistance, but this meme is just way out of line. I guess you could make the same meme about the US in Vietnam, Afghanistan etc.

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    JoyfulZebra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course, his rave pales in comparison to the perfect idea of his rave

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    LuckyL
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how many Critical Role memes are here!

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    The lesbian knitting panda
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do you know what happened at the communist school? Lenin teaches and Karl Marx! (I have no regrets)

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    Let's not forget the "yellow vest" movement is a Russian backed attempt at weakening France, as they did with Brexit for UK, Lega for Italy, AfD in Germany etc. It was drummed up by SputnikTV and Russia Today, among others, and is directly financed by the Kremlin.

    Aurelien
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, sorry, just no. I'm french and this is definitely not a foreignly lead uprising. It was unstructured, sporadic and started in rural regions. The main cause was the raise of gas taxation and then it grew stronger due to the patronizing reactions of the government and police violence.

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    (and Hannibal lost the war !) racism !

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    Cheru.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if we use communism to get rid of capitalism 🤔🤔💭🤨

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No can do. Both ends are fateful. We need a controlled capitalism, with roofs for richness, and more shared resources.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, the natural causes of dying with an ice pick.

    John L
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, dying is natural....we all do it.

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    Donkey boi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No knowledge was lost. At the time of the fire, the Great Library, well... it wasn't so great. Knowledge was always copied and shared and the library was already falling out of favour. There were better things to learn in the land to the East. Arabia was the centre of excellence when it came to knowledge at that time.

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    bruno123
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me with Greek mythology. My friends know what’s coming. The never mention the word Greece in a conversation and honestly, I don’t blame them.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now wouldn't that make it The Pervert Union instead? In which case, the logo is wrong too. Should've been a dildo and whip. The star is fine I guess.

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    Joseph Gomes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just covering up a moron don’t mind me

    Chris
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    3 years ago

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    Is 'able-bodied' the new 'healthy'/'normal'/'not disabled'? Lol you woke ppl are funny as f**k

    Kat Rob
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    uh yes a "new" term dating back to at least the 1600s

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    Robin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who doesn't love time traveling, space jumping, telepathic dragons? Only fools I say.

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    Scipio Africanus
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karl Marx tried to create a system to benefit the people. He had good intentions but it just lead to broken system after broken system

    manalonedies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven't read The Communist Manifesto (and 99.9% of you haven't) you really shouldn't comment on Karl Marx.

    Troux
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must confess, I haven't read Mein Kampf, and yet I've jumped to some negative conclusions about Hitler.

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    3 years ago

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    or not. why are we mistaken philosophy for fantasy?

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    pelemele
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Mohammad Omar, @Da Dragon Queen, @AsexualShrimp : The French state is very attached to secularism and considers that religion should remain in the private sphere and should not extend into public life, but a few months ago a mayor authorized the wearing of the burkini in swimming pools of his municipality. The wearing of this particular garment is understood by many in France as an ostentatious sign of belonging to a religion, which is why the decree of this mayor was canceled by the Council of State and the wearing of the burkini prohibited.

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    Falcon dimi
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    English is still a strange language. Remove 1 letter and the sound changes totally.

    Ellie Vanille
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what makes it difficult for us non-natives to learn it and especially to speak it. Happily the grammar is quite easy. I really pitty those who have to learn french as a second language. The grammar, the writing... everything is so difficult.

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    J. F.
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also introduced the first modern social insurance system in 1883 for Germany

    Fred L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that´s definitely Jennifer Lawrence.

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And realized he needed increased tax revenue to fund the growing military. And realized he could legally tax the Jews if he made them German citizens.

    Xottel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will always remember him for his delicious sparkling water.

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    E.T. Blackfyre
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    England lost the 2021 European Championship in football (soccer) against Italy

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    Toea Muresan Iulia
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    destroyed??? then, who build the roads, the baths, the barracks, the walls? oh, yes, destroyed some huts :)))

    Christof Irran
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And Glaudius introduces the British to soap. Yet to them he was, after all, only a foreigner from the continent and they refused to entertain these foreign concepts. To this day, if you have ever been near an English football fan.

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    Cheru.
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    3 years ago

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    Upvote for free bobux

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    François Carré
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer he stays in power, the more he starts looking like Napoleon, and that's worrying to say the least.

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The alternative would've been far worse, though.

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    Helen Witten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah why can't we just stick to sports and fair trade?