You'd be amazed. There's a court case going on in England at the moment, trying to get a pig farm closed down because it's smelly and noisy. (The farm was already there when the complainant bought the house)

Hydrogen and stupidity.

Let me at Cathy, I need to hear about the ferrets

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good take on Hemingways short story

*Outraged Australian noises*

I'll have my soup without the croutons please

Some time next year I will be commenting in this same post again

What I want to know is who else sang it in their heads.

well, u've been warned

Looks like a shadow puppet

And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶

It's dead good there, no one ever leaves.

every sign has a story leading to it.. this is sad..

that's only about 20.9 million years. Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago

oops

I'll take the fritter with jitters, please

el arroyo never fails to please me

in the sand witch's hut

I always find it inconsiderate when a business has a double entrance door and only one side opens.

I hate people that miss, like why?

Don't kink shame me!

MY FRIEND LOOKED OVER MY SHOULDER AND SHE’S DIRY MINDED OH NOO PRAY FOR ME GUYS!

"Sir, why did you shave a tiktok logo into my head? I look horrible." "YOU'RE UGLY!"

thats kinda sad actually.

Lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard

teowhyaoaaeac

Fair enough, then

"Thanks for noticing"

im a bit on the plump side like the rotisserie chicken shown in the sign.. so i am not welcome i guess.

curbs need love too!

They forgot "Small bloodstain"

Good advertisement on a really hot day.

Lookup "Italian man goes to Malta" on Youtube for a funny short on how to distinguish between s**t and sheet :)

If you haven’t read this before, it might blow your mind: if you look at the beak of a duck, it kinda looks like a dog’s head! Once you’ve seen it, it’s hard to unsee..

THEN STEAL THEIR BELONGINGS FOR PROFIT—

You're too young to remember the last uprising

I'm a bit scared to go to the minister, might have to do with the entrance in the back...

¿Qué?

I find that's the best ice there is on the market

Hey, if I want to park on top of somebody's else's car that's my business. Now let me just set up the ramp.

What about top secret national defense classified documents? No? Only, in Florida, gotcha.

And snakes. Don't forget the snakes.

What is this, 1984? Restrictions against fun everywhere! /S

I really hope they're not letting the haggis roam freely. They need to be in cages.

I was gonna post a comment, but figured it wouldn't matter, so why bother?

Well it’s closed

welp. time to buy some houses.

Touch da donut