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It would be hard to go even a day without seeing a sign. Whether we're driving to work, going to a restaurant, or just taking a hike in the forest, there's probably some information put up about a closed street, staff vacancies, or animals we might encounter.

However, not all signs are created equal. While many are simple and to the point, others end up being funny, strange, or downright confusing, and the appropriately titled Facebook group 'Signs' has them all!

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Glen Knox Report

Auntriarch
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd be amazed. There's a court case going on in England at the moment, trying to get a pig farm closed down because it's smelly and noisy. (The farm was already there when the complainant bought the house)

keyboardtek
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In the case of a pig farm, the horrible odor travels for many miles in the wind. You need to be sure you buy a house that is well over 20 miles from the pig farm, probably even farther.

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Annik Perrot
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In France there was the court case of Maurice the rooster, whom the new neighbours wanted to silence.There's now a court ruling named "Maurice law", saying in short that people who decide to settle in the country must make do with the noises, smells and other nuisances caused by agricultural.activities.

Papa
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I believe that's why some towns allow residents to keep hens, but not roosters.

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Giulia Fortunati
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my town somebody bought a house next to the municipal dog shelter and then sued the because the dogs were barking all the time... and he won! The shelter had to move! What an a*****e!

Trisec Tebeakesse
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just like moving next to an airport. You didn't see those things taking off and landing across the way?

Sue
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Our residential school has been here since the 1800's. Every time a new neighbor moves in, they complain about the fire drills, class change bells, etc.

Whitefox
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rich idiots built a Mc Mansion development right next to a pig farm that had been there for generations... had the nerve to try and sue. roflmao,,,

Wes Ouzts
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Same in West Palm Beach, Florida. Pig farm has been in swamp for generations, then was slowly surrounded by developments as they literally drained the marsh/swamp. Developers sued for smell, sounds, etc.

MarshmallowTheCat
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my city, there are two paper mills, both over 100 years old. Someone recently bought a house FACING those paper mills, literally on the other side of the street. The mills were there when he visited the house. The noise, the odor HAD to be there. Once the house was bought, he complained to the city and the paper plants that they were too noisy and smelly. Fortunately, he couldn't sue anyone over it (Canada) and it went nowhere (or we never heard about it anymore). I mean... come on!

Patricia Kasprowski
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grew up on a dairy farm. Not possible to keep a working dairy farm to be odor-free!

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    Libstak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes...bad scientist, naughty

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and Klingons.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is another, recently identified, a light weight particle, the Normon. ..

    Marie Frost
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where can I get a sign like that?

    January Tempis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't we learn in kindergarten not to call people names? Every one of us is a moron or an idiot at some point.

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    Signs are so different in part because each of them has a little bit of the person who made it. They're like artworks displayed in a gallery. Only instead of the Met, this exhibition sprawls across our neighborhoods.

    Signwriters' work is "often ephemeral and sometimes beautiful, their subjects the stuff of daily life: cars and bikes, beer and bread, groceries, sport, religion, clubs," writer Nick Gadd said.

    "The urban and suburban visual landscapes were created by signwriters working quietly under the radar, coming and going with their ladders, hardly ever known to the general public."

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    Kathleen Grace Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me at Cathy, I need to hear about the ferrets

    CrazyKnitter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be happy to talk to Cathy about her ferrets! I love ferrets!

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    Louise Clarke
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If she has pictures of said ferrets, I'm in

    Sue Denham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cathy has nine ferrets? I'm there!

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just died laughing. Good ole Cathy.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to ask Cathy 'Why ferrets and not cats?'

    Lazy Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Professor Moody is on a roll

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since theres only nine, I'm guessing Professor McGonagall was there

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    Gary Geracci
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Kool, my kids used to put my two in my briefcase when I went on business trips! Ferrets are fun!

    Landithy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this picture posted in a bunch of places and what I'm getting from the comments is that talking about ferrets is definitely a service that more public libraries should be providing.

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    I stood there for 30 minutes - NOTHING

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheeses were waiting for YOU to entertain THEM. A Swiss Miss-understanding.

    Valek Fermiga
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These cheese puns are really grating on me....

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey, a Woolworths. Can testify that the cheese there tells really bad jokes. Seriously, they're mostly just puns.

    Lavern Defazio
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think I would ever be bored in an aisle full of cheese. Cheese. I just love cheese...realleh I do.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you ever stand there singing "what a friend we have in Cheeses "?

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At a grocery store near me, there was a sign for "entertaining crackers," so I moved it to the M&M stand. (Eminem?)

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no no no, You use the cheese for entertainment

    Cool Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, the cheese is very interesting

    unicorn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my patience is waning is this entertaining

    Paul Gerrard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes no sense. Woolworths Australia. But these products are marked as low prices. Nothing woolworths sell is low priced anymore

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    Glen Knox Report

    Johnny ro
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good take on Hemingways short story

    LakotaWolf (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The original always makes me tear up :x This one made me chuckle.

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    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know the back story behind this sign.

    Brian Leahy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you hate it when that happens?

    Floraaaa <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn... i was planning on a wedding... /j

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    Signwriters work on all surfaces: bricks, glass, plastic, wood, banners, fiberglass—the list goes on. The ones we see on windows are done in reverse, by painting on the inside, and taking into account the distortion caused by refraction.

    However, their pieces can quickly disappear. "You can’t get too attached to ’em, they might not be there next week!" Australian signwriter Terry 'Moose' McGowan told Gadd.

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    Glen Knox Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Outraged Australian noises*

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally someone who got it right! Btw the discussion on this was closed long time ago when someone dug up the original design patented in 1891. toiletpape...fb-png.jpg toiletpaper-6617dd59871fb-png.jpg

    Edward Finger Hands
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And to that I say, original designs are meant to be improved upon.

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    The Original Bruno
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct, but cat owners are exempt.

    Rae North
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really dont understand why people care about this. I am just happy to reach for toilet paper and have some there.

    Sue
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only person who doesn't GAF?

    J C
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, I truly don't care either. To the point that I can never remember which way is correct and my husband used to get frustrated with me putting it on the wrong way all the time. I had a 50/50 shot at getting it right. Now we just put it on the counter, LOL. Until the cats knock it off to the floor.........

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    Edward Finger Hands
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I joke about this from time to time as someone with the “wrong” preference, but I really don’t get how incensed people who like it rolled over get about it. It’s a toilet paper roll for Christ’s sake.

    Rosie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you've got a cat, beards are no good.

    Arlecchino The Knave
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was a kid, I had a weird obsession w/ beards lol.

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    Glen Knox Report

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll have my soup without the croutons please

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there are no carbs in these croutons, so you're not cheating on your diet with them.

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    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for drowning your sorrows

    TiNaBoNiNa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't the croutons make it a salad? Would the whiskey be the dressing?

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    Mike Gohl Report

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some time next year I will be commenting in this same post again

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To Soon! Please notice minimum two years in advance, or I will get startled!

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people walk on the bike trail, which is fine, but sometimes they wander from the safety of the shoulder and need to be reminded that THIS IS OUR TRAIL SO MOVE YOUR BUTTS!

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why its called a sidewalk and not a bike lane, there is already a lane for bikes, thats why they teach you how to use the road and give hand signals. Search for bike rules in your local area.

    Min
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't look like it's next to a sidewalk.

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    Modern Rock MixTape Report

    Bark Mart
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I SEE CHEESE, I EAT CHEESE.

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the good old Gouda. But more, does anyone know the "overjarige kanterleids" (extra matured cumin cheese)? That is the best cheese in the world :).

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hilarious talent working the cheese section

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    In that regard, Moose and other signwriters whose works we see on this list are like Tibetan Buddhists working on sand mandalas.

    Despite their meticulous efforts, both forms of expression are temporary, serving as reminders of the fleeting nature of things.

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    Passagem de Ano Report

    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, u've been warned

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that I’ve or you’ve, does it mean we’ve

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    Robert T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Road liable to glub glub glub....

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Global warming may cause rising water.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great! Now I've got to swim all the way out there to see what the warnings for. Damn city workers.

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A "Warning, Alligator infestation" sign for scuba divers. The water is a bit low today.

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    Glen Knox Report

    KinoEel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a shadow puppet

    athornedrose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i was just gonna say it looks weirdly like a sock puppet

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    Kasphero
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, beware the tyrannosaurus, he makes bad coffee

    DadManBlues
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So actually the tables outside are raptor feeders?

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign would draw me in for a cuppa.

    Annabeth Chase (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the name of the coffee shop was "meh" at first haha

    ohjojo (you/your's)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's a hand pretending it's a dinosaur

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    Glen Knox Report

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And a partridge in a pear tree 🎶

    SEAGULL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am very happy I am now considered a unit of wieght.

    Silly Panda Cat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To appease the Americans who refuse to use the metric system

    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americans use both and sometimes it gets so confusing that they crash a spacecraft into Mars.

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    tuzdayschild
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I refuse to believe only 454 chihuahua's equal a hippo.

    sturmwesen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just imagine sharing it with roughly 430 chihuahuas... I guess even i would walk the stairs

    Adrian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say way off. More like 4 or 5 grizzlies.

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    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    for those who have a hardtime understanding what "kg" means..

    Khavrinen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn, looks like I'm going to have to make two trips to bring up my bananas.

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    Mike Gohl Report

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why there is a fence, everyone is dying to get in. And do you know how many dead people are buried there? Hopefully all of them.

    John Leavitt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that picture taken in Canada during summertime?

    BookFanatic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LoL My mom's nursing facility was across the street from a funeral home...and next door to a cemetery. She was so far gone I don't think she ever noticed.

    Michael None
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cemeteries are actually really popular places. People are always dying to get in.

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    Adrian Geach, who has been a signwriter since 1980, told Bored Panda for our earlier exclusive list of clever and funny signs that "a good sign should be eye-catching, easy to understand and not too wordy with enough negative space around the text or logo, and have a good color scheme."

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    Adrian has been successfully involved in all areas of signage and graphics for decades, but not that long ago, he went back to his roots and now concentrates on traditional signwriting.

    With the current resurgence of interest in signwriting and hand-rendered work, he utilizes his skills to offer clients a more personal, unique, environmentally friendly, and organic signage solution using old-fashioned materials and techniques.

    "A sign might only be looked at for a few seconds, so it needs to leave an impression within this time frame, hence the 'less is more' approach," he said.

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    Glen Knox Report

    giku T
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    every sign has a story leading to it.. this is sad..

    Fish that is a Panda
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like my science teacher once said: many stupid rules are painted with blood.

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    Multa Nocte
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only this wasn't actually true . . . .

    Sven Horlemann
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fear there is a whole generation in danger.

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Need this sign where I work, we had a small fire and this is exactly how people reacted

    Dark Side of the Loom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this sign in the school where I teach!

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, my wife could'nt do that.

    Jules
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, they should just let the Darwin Award winners do their thing...

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    Glen Knox Report

    Mark
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's only about 20.9 million years. Dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years ago

    Eric Williams
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    um...my calculator says 20.9 BILLION years...(NOTHING was here then)

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Typical city works not keeping up with sign updates.

    Irrational Gardener
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    365 days per year x 70,000,000 years ago when velociraptors went extinct = 25,550,000,000 days. Right?

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    Passagem de Ano Report

    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO let the dogs out, whoot whoot.....

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well you don’t have to worry about it on the other side of the fence anymore

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More like, 'Beware of people'. We are worse than animals.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No false advertising on this sign

    Ray LeBlanc
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of those darn Pit bulls on steroids.

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    Mike Gohl Report

    Wang Zhuang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll take the fritter with jitters, please

    Jayjay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens when they get scared? Deflate, or what?

    Doofnuts
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, poor donuts. Wait, free the donuts, free the donuts, free the donuts. Sorry. starting a new movement.

    Maeve dowling
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like Arnie the doughnut 🤣 look it up

    ROSESARERED
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The will leave colourful sprinkles all over the place

    Ashlie Dearest
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It should say, 'Don't tap the glass!! (it scares the flies and bee's)'.

    Brian Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take the big butt donut!

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    "There are many factors to take into account when designing a sign, but the most important thing is to make sure it doesn't get lost in its surroundings," Geach added. 

    A bad sign, according to him, has too much lettering, not enough space around or in between text and logos, and bad color choices. Can you spot any in the pictures?

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    Mike Gohl Report

    Lorraine Tilston-Brookes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am the same with my crafts, I have so many U.F.O's (un-finished objects)

    Floraaaa <3
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my f*****g brother thats NEVER finished a whole plate

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    Solomon Erichsen Report

    gmf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all native to Sandwich, Kent, UK. The sandwich farms are impressive, and not as inhumane as the haggis ranch

    SkippityBoppityBoo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haggis are actually free range. In the very beginning they largely inhabited Arthurs Seat in Edinburgh but started migrating to Glasgow and then spread further out across Scotland, a few managed to establish colonies down in England but because of the slightly milder climate in England? They evolved into sheep, which, never forgetting where their genes came from, migrated back up to Scotland but also into Wales and Ireland... These days it's very rare to spot a wild Haggis. They're mostly shy creatures but you can still very occasionally tempt them out with a wee dram of Whisky.

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    Stygtand
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They like to hide inn loose sand and eat witches

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deserts, beaches and the most annoying parts of golf courses.

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    Mike Anthony Report

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always find it inconsiderate when a business has a double entrance door and only one side opens.

    Dragons Exist
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? There's no need to have both open, and one might be blocked

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    Felix Quinones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have double doors, one should be for ingress and the other for egress.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should move the open sign to the door that actually opens. And why in Sam Hill do you have two doors if you only use one.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See- the Normons proliferate-

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a place that had 2 stores sharing one stoop. A lady came in, looked around in surprise and asked how do I get in the other store. Trying to keep a straight face, I said well, you go out this door and go in the other door.

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    #21

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    Nate Ryder Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate people that miss, like why?

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As I understand it, apparently the flesh hose sometimes aims funny even if you're pointing it in the right direction. I honestly don't remember if that's the case or not, but it wouldn't surprise me.

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    Betty Vanderhooven-SchmaaSchmaa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My toilet says: If you sprinkle, while you tinkle, be a sweetie & wipe the seatie.

    Ken Lowe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sit. Always. Women manage. No excuse not to.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, if nobody else is going to step up-----occasionaly, if things are sitting a certain way in the undergarment, the hole gets temporarily deformed. So sometimes when you let go, it might end up taking a hard right or left. We of course immediatley take corrective action, but damage done.

    E M
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is no one going to mention "urninal"?

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    Passagem de Ano Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happened to Sherlock, that’s why he can’t sh*t

    PFD
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbf that middle one looks rather like someone did

    Kraneia The Dancing Dryad
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were the points up top originally bent in a curve, or.... 🤔

    Persephone
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No s**t, Sherlock". - the person who will never s**t right again.

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like somebody tried and bent all the points.

    spark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a girl already tried to

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That could work with a sign urging people to vote.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another sign for immature guys and stupid people.

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    #23

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    Glen Knox Report

    Ethan Ricks
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my internal monolog is stuck in a Scottish accent

    Al D
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used Billy Connolly's voice, it helps!

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lived on ranches for thirty years. Gates are serious business. No this is not an exaggeration. There have been folk shot over leaving a gate open. It's no different than trusting your friend to lock your store up and they don't and a lot of your store items, your "Stock" go missing. Same thing.

    Silly Panda Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be your a man, be you a woman, be you going, be you coming, be you early, be you late, don't forget to shut the gate

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ya cannae read Scottish, ken!

    Harley Hottell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No dirty minded she has a secret imagination

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    Passagem de Ano Report

    Aadith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, why did you shave a tiktok logo into my head? I look horrible." "YOU'RE UGLY!"

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir, why did you shave off all my hair? I look terrible." "YOU'RE ALSO UGLY!"

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    Alice Landers
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a hair dresser shop by my house called " Better Late Than Ugly "

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can always go next door to painting and improvements.

    nobody lol
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at first I just read it as"you're ugly!" and burst out laughing

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    #25

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    Gryphon Chandler Report

    Faye Drewit
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    dont worry, sandy areas like that tend to completely dry during the dry season, so there is probably still a stream there in the rainy season

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    malleymac84_1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll

    digitalin
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if you don't pay no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls!

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man who possibly originated this schtick, around 1916, explained his "No Fishing" sign in the dry run "Oh, it's not a prohibition; just a statement of fact."

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the bridge of "Robin Hood, Männer in Strumpfhosen"

    eMp Tee
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware the fisherman who's casting out his line Into a dried up river bed But don't try to tell him 'cause he won't believe you Throw some bread to the ducks instead, it's easier that way Feel like an alien, a stranger in an alien place

    Gordon Heavner
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    1 year ago

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    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know the back story behind this sign 😅

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    Mike Gohl Report

    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lack of opposable thumbs makes it hard

    Nichole Harris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah man... That's just what they want you to believe

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    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can put up a million signs, a lot of people just seem to ignore them, thinking it's for others and not them.

    Michael P
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I love is when the owner does pick it up and then just leaves the poop bag on the sidewalk....

    Alistair Morris
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, that’s my town! And we have several dogs who have learned to that!🙃

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    #27

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    Quentin Netterberg Report

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just wondering, "Does anyone else always instinctively see if the highlighted letters say anything?"

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Satan loves fat children because he can stuff more demons in them. The More You Know 🌈

    Julie S
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't need to tell me twice

    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe the kidnappers could just put a sign up advertising 'free cake' and you'll walk right into their hands

    Arnold Larkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H more yu eigh the arder ou re t kidn p stay s fe t ake

    Sue Phillips
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, cookies for me.

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks disturbingly like a real skeleton...

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They say no man has ever been shot while doing dishes so...

    Joseph Bradley
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TOO SCARY STOP ITTTTTTTTTTT! :skull:

    Floraaaa <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me when my mom comes back from work

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    #29

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    Mike Gohl Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks for noticing"

    BoredWolfe
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your noticing of this notice has been noted.

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    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah! But it is! YOU don't want me to notice, that makes me notice it twice as hard! I'm on to you! :P

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna hang out with whoever made this sign.

    PogChamp_Mads
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need this 🤣🤣🤣. How to keep an idiot in suspense 🤣🤣🤣

    nickoflewis
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you notice how the notice made you notice the notice without you needing to notice the notice

    Floraaaa <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks for the unnecessary sign

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    Glen Knox Report

    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im a bit on the plump side like the rotisserie chicken shown in the sign.. so i am not welcome i guess.

    BitchinintheBurgh'
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about salty? Got you covered all day long!

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its been a long time since I was crisp and juicy so I guess this place is not for me

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crisp & juicy makes me think of apples, not chicken.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn. I got this dry skin disorder. Guess I'll find another place.

    Rebekah Fuentes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmmm....Crisp & Juicy...🤤

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm plump, juicy, loads and loads of extra fat, which could count as crackling, does that count...??

    A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where do the old and dried out ones go ?

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    #31

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    Glen Knox Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The left curb is tired of being left alone!

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love silly people that do silly things like this. ONLY if it is a SAFE thing! Please stay safe! You don't want to end up on cloud 13 with all the dumbasses that stuck cutlery into the toaster, do you?

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The right curb always thinks it's right. The left curb always gets left out.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he really means it.

    ConstantlyJon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like more than a hug to me

    Pat Curran
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The problem with that sign is that anyone using the drive-up ATM won't see it until it's too late.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they are doing this on bath night.

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    Shirnette Smith Report

    Oerff On Tour
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot "Small bloodstain"

    james stevenson
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No no no. As Graystillplays says it is called "Human strawberry jam" or "Person juice"

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disclaimer: We did our best to pick the red bits out but it could use some airing

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As the old adage says, "If at first you don't succeed, stay away from sky diving."

    Harley Hottell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used once? never opened? Just how??

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not one of the most appealing offers I have seen.

    Valek Fermiga
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    " You can't make mistakes at this level " ( credit: Hugh Dennis - " Mock The Week.... " )

    Slapdash1
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gory, gory, what a helluva way to die...

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    #33

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    Glen Knox Report

    Louise Clarke
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good advertisement on a really hot day.

    Rachel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a hot one!

    S Bow
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Any store that did this in Phoenix would have more business than they could handle, the line would be out the door and I'd be in it :-)

    Maggie Fulton
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Phoenix. In summer I’ve gone into the beer cooler at a convenience store to cool off. I think it was a 7-11. I don’t even like beer.

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    Rebekah Fuentes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's where the employees go to cry???

    #34

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    Midwest Tool Report

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lookup "Italian man goes to Malta" on Youtube for a funny short on how to distinguish between s**t and sheet :)

    𝙻𝚞𝚗𝚊⋆𝚝𝚑𝚎⋆𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚢
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I TELL HIM I WANNA SHEET HE SAY GO TO THE TOILET I SAY I WANNA SHEET ON THE BED AND HE SAY DONT YOU FOCKING SHEET ON DE BED

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    SobyKay
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    laughed way too hard at this dumb thing

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I, without thinking, mentally added an extra 'I' , lol

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For our British readers, aluminum is created by removing unneeded letters from "aluminium."

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    #35

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    Passagem de Ano Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you haven’t read this before, it might blow your mind: if you look at the beak of a duck, it kinda looks like a dog’s head! Once you’ve seen it, it’s hard to unsee..

    Hey Kat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG I'm an idiot! I read that as the back of the duck. So what do I do?? Google back of a duck and tried to figure out what in the world everyone was smoking because that does not look like a dog. Ugh

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    KinoEel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well now you’ve gone and made it weird

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    Glen Knox Report

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Owned by the Bates family, perchance?

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this, seems like a good plan to me

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surest method for avoiding negative Yelp reviews.

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye olde executioner hotel

    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what this sign is really meant to say?

    nickoflewis
    Community Member
    11 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nazi concentration camps be like.

    Nix
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zilli: The Very Best in Serial Killing

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally, a job I'd enjoy. Anyone know if they're taking applications?

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    #37

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    Glen Knox Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're too young to remember the last uprising

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is trying to buy more than two accordions at a time and why am I not friends with them?

    Teutonic Disaster
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen some bad photoshops in my time on earth, but yeesh...

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't exactly look like they'll be flying off the shelves

    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶Mama's got a squeeze - box, daddy never sleeps at night🎶

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is an accordion joke here somewhere....

    Daniel Atkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you try hard enough you can squeeze one out.

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    Mattie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE this instrument so much

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    Stacy Lindabury Report

    Don Golosso
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a bit scared to go to the minister, might have to do with the entrance in the back...

    eric p
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    1 year ago

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    That entrance is only for altar boys

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    athornedrose
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there was a "gentlemen's review" club in a strip mall near us when we moved. an evangelical church moved into the space next to it and constantly had signage asking the club patrons to repent or come to them instead. then the recession happened. the church closed down. the club expanded into their space...

    Trish Hillmantel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love that a pic from my home town is on BP :)

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One stop shopping for guilty pleasures, punishment, and forgiveness.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like that place where an adult video store and a church advertised next to each other. After the XXX sign comes another one, saying: Jesus is watching. 😝

    Angela Darling
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well - they. picked the right place to find the sinners!

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I go with a spot the outlier joke or two truths and a lie?

    sho-haru here
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i am scared but also can i go to all three?

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    #39

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    Mike Gohl Report

    cj be like
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does this mean the 15th floor has been moved to the 21st floor?

    Steve Hall
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I had seen them do that.

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    For the unfrozen type bring own bucket

    Glen Knox Report

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that's the best ice there is on the market

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of the various states of water frozen is by far the coolest.

    HelmGrass
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the unfrozen one comes in handy bottles

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also known as hard water. Or, in the case of Thumper (from Bambi) the water's stiff.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have also frozen water before.

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you carry the dehydrated ice for those week long camping trips?

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love me some cold di hydrogen monoxide and sweet tea.

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    Mike Gohl Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if I want to park on top of somebody's else's car that's my business. Now let me just set up the ramp.

    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know the back story behind this sign 🤣

    Floraaaa <3
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    didnt think this was true before...

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in case you learned how to park with Parking Lot Simulator.

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    The.Butterfly.Effect.530
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about top secret national defense classified documents? No? Only, in Florida, gotcha.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that Rump flushed papers down the toilet in a house full of fireplaces in itself proves he’s a moron.. 😆

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No problem for me with flushing hopes and dreams away as I never had any

    River Daski
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    omg ive seen this sign first hand LOL love goddess and the baker

    EmBree
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A surprising high number of cellphones are flushed in my hometown. It even made the news. I know at least one reason for it, she works with home care and she admitted to have accidentally flushed 3 phones. All of them work phones. I still don't understand how she manages to do it.

    Lester the Space Duck
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many people will only read "DO NOT FLUSH"?

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    TMMITW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And snakes. Don't forget the snakes.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have fire ants you don't need snakes.

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    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would take that sign at its word. No point risking it.

    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I walked through a floating survival nest of these little pain brokers during a flood in Texas carrying my two daughters. Couldn't drop the girls so the little a$$holes got to munch on tender bits for awhile. It hurted.

    Wes Ouzts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No snakes. The fire ants ate them!

    StumblingThroughLife
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sooo glad we don't have fire ants. I've heard scary things about them ...

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw that. Those things are evil. Encountered some in Costa Rica.

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    Book Nerd (she/her)
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet that people would swim in that if they didn’t put up that sign. There’s probably still idiots who try to swim in it even with the sign

    Kat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why there’s a sign, some idiot, tried it!, lol probably just being funny

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    Ashlie Dearest
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I definitely need to know the back story behind this sign! 😂

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops! I started to fill the tub and then walked away and forgot about it.

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they needed to put up this sign makes me sigh with disdain.

    The Original Bruno
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be too sad. It's probably 20 times normal flow, and yet even at a much tamer flow rate, it's probably still surprisingly dangerous.

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    sbj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Party Poopers!

    Harley Hottell
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn all my plans are runided Like actually tho

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    #45

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    Glen Knox Report

    Sky Render
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually seen the sister sign to this in Boring!

    Lorraine Tilston-Brookes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    think it is twined with Bland in New South Wales, Australia too

    sbj
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drive safely and try not to die of boredom at the wheel

    Kristina French
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunate placement for that Highland Safari ad

    Tina Harnish
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there's Dildo, Newfoundland, Canada.

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    #46

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna post a comment, but figured it wouldn't matter, so why bother?

    Greencollar123
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was gonna post a reply to a comment, but figured it wouldn't matter, so why bother?

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, you're being kind of pessimistic aren't you.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They glass is neither half full or half empty. It's just the wrong sized receptacle for the liquid.

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    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't want our Reality escaping.

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not to spoil the fun, but it could be an electric wire fence, where it is just difficult to spot the wires as they are so thin and the image is slightly blurred.

    Verena
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is, but the electrical wires are renewed (so at that momebt, they are indeed omitting)

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    Danish Susanne
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It seems silly, but if the gate is open a strong wind might ruin it.

    randomhungryhamsterperson
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    invisible barbed wire for those of u who dont has spd

    #48

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m waiting for when they give free houses out with the purchase of a pizza.

    Cosmikid
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buyer Beware- they do specify type of pizza- you could wind up with Pineapple....

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, no one wants to cook after a day of moving in. So this is good!

    🩶🩷Marvin HoG🩷🩶
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What?? Why didn't I get a pizza? My realtor has some explaining to do. I demand reparations with interest. 5 pizzas should cover it!

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    Doofnuts
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I won't, maybe, I don't know, we will see.

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cue a very long line of British and Canadian people just stuck in an endless line of confusion, unable to take a step

    gmf
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We'd just form an orderly queue

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    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s OK I’m only coming in to go out anyway.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like standing in a circle and trying to pee in the corner.

    Gary Geracci
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have seen signs exactly like this on some Government buildings near san Antonio, Texas!!

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    athornedrose
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but broken down escalators are just stairs. you have stair now...

    Geoffrey Scott
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Escalator will not escalate" .."now called stairs"

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t use the lift. The engineer is on it!

    #52

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    Frans du Toit Report

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm, must be some sort of religious observance.

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hafan in czech means big dog, so it would be a "playtime with your big dog hour" :) Quite understandably, this is important, so it is only natural to colose to office :)

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    Raymond Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mustof been waining for their buzzes to wear offf

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe Hafan is the boss' name and he needs his "me time ".

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spellcheck apparently not working.

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope a hafan hour is like a happy one

    ADJ
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, you have a huge office during Hafan Hour I guess?

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    #54

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    Desiree Beckett Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those boozy, nudest penguins! They come in, chain-smoking, and cuss out everyone in sight.

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    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And no nude smoking, drinking penguins using profanity.

    Papa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw a poster in a store that had a small restaurant attached many years ago that showed a lunch counter with a sign that read "No shoes, no shirt, no service." A lady was sitting there on a barstool (shown from the back) wearing shoes and a shirt.

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like feet aren’t the only happy parts of these penguins.. 😜

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr Filbble is very cross.....

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A drunk penguin with no feathers walked into a bar while smoking and cussing up a storm!

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if they are going to discriminate against penguins that's not a business I want to support anyway.

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    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beware of motherducking vikings..?

    tori Ohno
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does that mean the ducks are aggressive?

    bas moelard
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unicron with a sword and riding a goose... Makes perfect sense to me!

    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, now someone has to make one of those as a costume.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Viking geese? I don't get the sign.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The figure on the left is the politician who sent the others off to war, while remaining a safe distance from the action.

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    Glen Knox Report

    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HANDS UP, YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST

    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My life of crime continues unabated. It began when I found a sign that said DO NOT TOUCH and touched it anyway. WOO ANARCHY YEAH!!

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then keep your words to yourself.

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    WHY
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more evidence that humans are devolving

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s so much easier to tell when it’s not in the fine print.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And shells, dont forget the shells.

    K Tigress
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh darn I was hoping for giraffes.

    Scott Wilkins
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sigh... Why am I certain this is in my country (USA)?

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    giku T
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    such pets would be welcome in my home (and any research center)

    Jon Steensen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess such pets are pretty hard to smoke anyway.

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    TiNaBoNiNa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we put shoes on the pets and promised not to smoke them, could we please be allowed in? (Unless the pet is a fish, of course. But we won't smoke them either.)

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do ducks have webbed feet? To stamp out forest fires. Why do elephants have big feet? To stamp out flaming ducks.

    Kimbowa
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are the barefoot pets smoking or are their feet smoking?

    Dick Fint
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can assure you, under no circumstances would I smoke bare feet.

    Raymond Smith
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But outside is fine as long as you are 50 foot from the entrance.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's OK for shod pets to smoke because they won't burn their paws, feet or hooves stomping on the cigarette butts when they're done.

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    #61

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're fine then. Only patient people aren't allowed.

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    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only healers with patients who aren't impatient are dentists and veterinarians... though for different reasons.

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is really a bad impatient, to be able to be that patiens for 10h is really impressive!?

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    #62

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    Passagem de Ano Report

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    Mike Gohl Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm at the intersection of Wrong and Road"

    Lotekguy
    Community Member
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrong Road is the right way to Point of No Return. Proceed with confidence.

    Anxious&Bored Bear
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all Wrong Roads when I try to read a map.

    Brian Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m still looking for Right Way!

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    Mark
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is really serious, do NOT ANGER THE AUSSIE MAGPIES. They're like small guided missile Canada Geese. This warning also applies to Collingwood fans

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry, I've watched the public information broadcast by Bluey.

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    Katie Lutesinger
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One notorious Spring, the family of magpies over the road from my home decided they hated me, and only me. I couldn't leave home or come back to it without being attacked and ended up with a big gash on my scalp. I still don't know what the hell I did. Unless I have a doppelganger somewhere who earned their sudden thirst for revenge.

    Robin DJW
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember, when I lived in Brisbane, that people often wore masks of faces on the tops or backs of their heads, especially in wooded areas. I found out that this was to deter the magpie dive-bombers. This was in 1977. I had forgotten all about it. It's kinda funny that it has not changed, I mean, that magpies are not endangered.

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    #65

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    Mark Emelianov Report

    Greg
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the popes not welcome then.

    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So can you poop on the medium and large trees then?

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    Glen Knox Report

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    Ray Ranger Report

    Cool Cat
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, and also, your head slowly 3d prints your hair

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    Eric Nagel Report

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically, 39.0207...... (Sorry, I am 'that person')

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    Bradley Auerbach
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sign would be dangerous. Drivers would probably get into an accident trying to solve the formula instead of focusing on the road.

    Mrs. Ginger McSarcasm
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's probably a joke on the door of a math class.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40. Glad they didn't make it a difficult equation.

    Rachel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not difficult for you, maybe! My brain quit when I got to algebra.

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    A
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did yew pawk da caw inna yawd at Hawvid ?

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    Brian Jones
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The longer you look at this sign, the worse it gets

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This has to be an attention grab for a startup. I'd also like to think the plan includes adding more outlets. The next few could be named Re Pete's, Three Pete's and Four Pete's Sake.

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    #70

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    May Ann Report

    flower petals
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy money, if you don’t mind getting egg on your face 🙃

    SparkDragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, where's my baseball bat?

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    Suck it Trebek
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comparing a vagina to a tool that literally shaves layers off whatever is put in it seems a little unreasonable.

    Zachary Gees
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont get it. can anyone help me

    Cat Dragon
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get it and don't wanna.

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