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At this point, signs are universal, ubiquitous, and just plain utterly everywhere. You could joke that they are so everywhere that you can’t even run away from it here. But that’s not a bad thing as everyone likes a good laugh.

Fortunately, there’s another page out there that deals in signs and this time it’s Funny Signs™ on X. No introduction or direction (ba-dum-ts) necessary at this point, scroll on, dear Pandas!

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james stevenson
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Call it fate. Call it luck. Call it karma. I believe everything happens for a reason." - Peter Venkman

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So, there’s an X page called Funny Signs™ that deals in exactly what you would expect at this point—funny signs. It is said to be the original funny sign account on the platform, having been created in May of 2013, back when the internet was just beginning to house what we take for granted sometimes these days, and that’s meme pages.

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Across the myriad of sign posts that we’re covered so far, we’ve already discussed the ins and outs (and overs and unders and any other physical positions described with prepositions) of signs. But you’ll probably be surprised to learn that the concept of a sign is so big, Wikipedia prompts for a list of redirections rather elaborating on it in a single article.

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Without going overboard, there’s astrological signs, sign language, gang signs, tracking signs (as in footprints and just general indicators of something), signboards, religious signs, mathematical signs, medical signs (i.e. symptoms), signs as meaning as per semiotics, as well as traffic signs, commercial signage and information signs that you know all too well from these lists and real life.

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You’d think sign as a word would have the most meanings, but, alas, no. That title belongs to the word set. But I digress.

Anywho, the most meta thing about signs is probably it being described as a unit of meaning in semiotics, which is all about studying signs, their processes and what they communicate.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A much smaller percentage of clowns than kings have ordered executions for subjects who displeased them. Safety first!

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Without getting super nerdy, key concepts in semiotics are the signifier and the signified. The first one is the physical form or the sound a sign makes that we interpret using our senses. The second is the concept or idea of what this physical form is trying to convey. This is very useful in things like marketing and business analysis.

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*sigh* i knew this day will come(then I stood up took my wheelchair and took the staircase to meet my dog)

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As an example, we can consider one of the signs found on the X page: Subway had one of those text billboards saying that its subs don’t implode. On the surface, as the signifier, it’s just just a jumble of meaningful characters used by a language. But the signified is what it spells out, the words and their literal meanings, but also the actual bit of context it pertains to, i.e. the catastrophic Titan implosion—context that is a must to understand what the restaurant was getting at.

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Full of Giggles
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many genitalia touched the buttons before they put up the sign? On second thought, I don’t want to know.

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Understanding signs comes naturally to us without the need for formal education on semiotics. But it helps to understand how such information has to be interpreted.

As mentioned previously, semiotics is a big deal with commerce, especially in things like collecting big data on how, why, when and where consumers consume and what it actually means.

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And while everyone can follow simple directions—actually, something traffic signs aim to do with how simple they are—not all signs are easily understood.

The fact that there might be a no bicycle parking sign in a place where people don’t want bicycles to be parked doesn’t mean people will stop parking there. In that case, semiotics dive deeper into understanding why it happens at all, despite the prohibition.

And reading these sort of hidden, subtle signs inside of signs is what semiotics is all about. Thus, we circle back to the signs in this listicle: each can’t be taken at face value, but rather with the surroundings it’s in, the contexts it touches upon and what it means beyond the words. And it’s this kind of subtle signage that keeps us laughing and often coming back to sign pages.

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Bear Hall
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Lean on me When you're not strong And I'll be your friend I'll help you carry on..."

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So, what are your thoughts on any of this? Found any funny signs in your area lately? Share them in the comment section below!

And if sharing isn’t your thing, then maybe scrolling similar funny sign topics is?

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Surenu
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I googled buckets of golf balls, and apparently they come in sizes between 30 and 50 balls, so let's meet in the middle and say it's 40 balls. A golf ball weighs no more than 45,9g so let's round down to 45g to keep things simple. A bucket of golf balls therefore weighs 1800g, which is ~15.84 bananas

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Lotekguy
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you need to flush a bunch of golf balls, the plumbing in your home is not your most urgent problem.

David
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you poop a bucket of golf balls, see a doctor. /J

Barong
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This toilet’s flushing capability would have been useful when I passed those kidney stones.

Robert T
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

American Standard, so all the volumes are smaller, but the dimensions are bigger and the why in the hell would you be flushing golf balls!

The Shark
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's see how your pipes feel about that. 😂

Sue
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sure it flushes down the toilet, but that doesn't mean it'll flush down the pipes.

Janet Floyd
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought that one! Cause that was exactly what was needed here!

Octavia Hansen
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there an actual demand for this? Perhaps they should see a doctor instead of toilet shopping . . .

Christopher Davis
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Needed for when I inconveniently c**p out another bucket of golf balls...

Philly Bob Squires
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7 months ago

Par for the force....

Murphy Pants
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We have one of those for my son. He plugged up a pipe to the septic system.

Pandapoo
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had those installed in our house. I did not test the theory.

Hey!
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The plumber who installed our two new toilets told me they had so many problems with this ad. People literally try to flush down a bucket of golf balls. The thing is that the toilet is strong enough to do it but our plumbing cannot take those pieces, just like tissues, paper towels, and the likes.

Riley Quinn
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Finally! I've been wondering what to do with this bucket of golf balls.

Timbob
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have been looking for one of these for a long time.

Ąåřţđęşịɠŋȿ
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've said this before, how did those balls get in the toilet in the first place?

Tom Brown
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Useful to know in case of very specific pregnancy cravings I would think

censorshipsucks
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haha! I am the first to say it.... "Americans will use anything but metric"... /jk

Annabelle
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice system. Now reduce the water every time I need to flush and I might consider buying this thing.

Glen Ellyn
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually, I have one that's advertised like this, and it does use less water than what I had before. A lot less.

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Soton_Sherpa
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is there a techy panda who could design an app to translate any measurement to the standard banana? 🤔🤭

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fun fact: opossums can’t catch rabies, therefore, I can pet an opossum

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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love that Bolton Wanderers Football club got a new sponsor last year. Their home ground is now called “Tough Sheet Community Stadium”.

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