64 Times Parents Vented On Social Media But Left People Online Amused (September Edition)

"Subject has grown a conscience. It can be dangerous. I recommend isolation. In a jail."

They hibernate in winter then after hibernation return as hotdog cars

Toddler has just realised that you can completely f**k with someone's head with a simple, true, statement.

I’ve had first dates like that 🤣

The nail clippers and the household scissors . . .

As for me, I have the best zen whilst on the ceramic throne. Hence the stimulation in my brain to achieve goals.

It was a pleasure..

My son still does this. "I need to keep my eyes open all night" 10 mins later...mild snoring

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They are in fact a different species and frankly the most terrifying animal of all

My son was a preemie, delivered by C-section. We had explained to him how he was born and received extra care as an infant, which he seemed to accept at his level of understanding. Then came the day his kindergarten teacher contacted me to say he had traumatized his entire classroom when he told the story of how he was delivered... via chainsaw.

Our son says limit signs are just advisory - missus has a speed awareness course coming up soon

As an experienced reader of BP articles, the kid will still do this as an adult and will reappear with the headline "Disgusting things my partner does".

True. My husband refers to our daughter as “a diabolical little version of his wife.” ;)

Adorable !

"Parents are the bones on which children sharpen their teeth"...

Same amount of energy expended

Good example of how meaning is ascribed to random symbols and sounds.

Yeah... just take a break without that. Nobody cares. Why bother the store?

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If you get the anaesthetic, you don't get the full experience of surgery

This is very specific. Anyone want to explain what the stripe pattern is? Maybe I'd like it.

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Let it happen. Keep that photo forever

That's minimally better than all the other moms telling you their pregnancy and childbirth horror stories. At least you feel better for venting and they get some of their own medicine.

Why do you?

Uh oh...

Your son appears to be a cat...

As english is not my first language, I am still confused about this because I only have learnt that them and they are plural.

Have you ever experienced deja vu? Have you ever experienced deja vu?

I think human corpses go to "organic"...

important distinction

My friend told her son to stop writing his name on household things, and he did stop. He started writing his dad's name instead.

Yes!! One of mine, when tiny, asked me to warm her drink. I explained it was already as hot as it was going to be (for safety reasons) and she replied that she didn't want it hot, she wanted it warm. Seems fair enough to me.

I vote for "a terror of toddlers"

Slap on The Neverending Story immediately and give that child some proper life concerns...