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Have you ever stopped and wondered what God thinks of everything that’s going on in our world today? Well, if you have, you'll be glad to hear that The Almighty has a Twitter account. As of today, it has amassed more than 6.2M devoted fans while He Himself follows only one person on Earth—Justin Bieber.

The Tweet Of God is full of satirical jokes and razor-sharp humor that will hopefully brighten your day and help you let out a laugh or two. With the bio stating “Unverified; unverified”, the account is entertaining the internet with its hilariously witty tweets.

Bored Panda has collected some of the best posts God had to offer, so continue scrolling and upvote your favorite ones! Be sure to let us know what you think about them in the comment section below, and don’t forget to check out Part 1 of this post right here.

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The voice behind The Tweet of God is David Javerbaum, a multi Emmy-winning American comedy writer from Los Angeles. He created the account in 2010 to promote his book, The Last Testament: A Memoir By God. Ironically, many people thought the book was actually a spin-off of the account since the latter took off so quickly.

Later on, he adapted both the book and the Twitter account into a play, An Act of God, which was performed on Broadway for two summers and then all over the world. 

Javerbaum is always playing his part, saying that he’s in fact working with and for God as a social media manager. He explained why the account is only interested in one person, Justin Bieber: “From what God told me, he only follows close family members. That’s all I could get out of him.”

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Snorkeldorf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The book was written by mortal beings, so it is still an interpretation. No recordings, voice mails or text messages back then. Further, the book has been translated into thousands of versions and languages over 2,000 years. Those sometimes subtle differences can result in huge differences from the original intent.

Shyla Clay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One translation in the middle ages accidentally left out the word "not". The commandment read "Thou shalt kill." There are supposed to be a few still in existence.

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J Garza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a branding issue. Should have called it the 'erases all those sins that you know you shouldn't be doing but hide from the world and hypocritically tell others not to do' juice. 100% vaccination guaranteed.

Kurt Mckenney
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, we are just questioning anti-science morons trying to tell us to shut up and do as we are told.

Heather Atwood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not a religious argument, even the pope gave his approval for the vaccine.

Tom Jones
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to disprove Christianity? Disprove the resurrection of Jesus using historical evidence.

Mario Formicadae
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ok, I don't mean to be harsh, but the chances of this man going to heaven are slimming.

BasedWang
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No. this specific one is just as much b******t as that book

Grant Barke
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This doesn't make sense. A vaccine that has officially claimed nine lives in Australia (seven women, two men) and a bunch of heart problems. So, where is Jesus with his life resurrecting powers when we need him.

bryguy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Australia has administered 50,900,072 doses of COVID vaccines so far. Pretty small statistic you're talking about versus the deaths from the virus itself.

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Dillon Hughes
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Many Jews Muslims aetiests doctors and scientists have proven the damage the mRNA shot does to people. Miscarriages heart attacks strokes blood clots, etc

K Witmer
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dillion please stop lying. You have to stop lying. You have a problem. Seriously you need medication and therapy. I don't understand how people get entangled in a cult from being online. Get off those websites they are feeding into your delusions.

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If you’re trying to reach the comedy writer and have a little chat with The Almighty, don’t expect too much. He Himself posts a lot and sometimes even re-tweets with a snappy comment but does not participate much in conversations. “God replies to tweets exactly as often as he replies to prayers from other people,” Javerbaum said.

Even though The Tweet of God has many followers and is viewed as “the universe’s most popular unverified Twitter account”, it also went through some bad times. The account got hacked several years ago, which made Javerbaum quit for a year and a half. 

Also, Twitter suspended the account twice. One time, he used their blue badge in the background picture without their permission. “And that was just a purely legalistic suspension,” the founder of the account told The Last Laugh. “I was trying to imply that I was verified.” 

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The second time was in June 2019. “If gay people are a mistake, they’re a mistake I’ve made hundreds of millions of times, which proves I’m incompetent and shouldn’t be relied upon for anything,” the tweet stated. Twitter mistakenly thought of it as anti-gay. “So they got that one wrong and they realized it and I got back on,” the writer explained. “I let them know that their sense of irony had some deficiencies that ought to be corrected.” 

Last year, the founder went one step further and created a podcast called Godcast. “Well, I think of it as adapting a character. God is a character that I know very well. And he’s not any bigger of a character than any other character would be. He just happens to be God. But he’s, in many ways, just the cranky old man on the lawn of the universe. And I always thought that a podcast was the ideal form, more so even than Twitter, because it’s the voice of God.”

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So it seems that David Javerbaum is fully engaged with this all-powerful character. Right now, he’s busy with publishing his response to King David’s The Book of Psalms titled The Book of Pslams: 97 Divine Diatribes on Humanity’s Total Failure

At the same time, the account is still going strong and continuing to entertain its followers with piercingly sharp humor. “The only time there would be no material for satire will be in a perfect world. And I don’t see that coming any time soon. I do think that if it were a perfect world, my [in]ability to make fun of it would be a small price to pay,” David Javerbaum said.

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