Preach!

God is a feminist. Go God.

A referendum should be passed forcing politicians to adopt unwanted children.

If men bore the children this would never have become an issue,.

Ať the start I was like "no way" then I finish the reading 😂

Not gonna lie, he had us in the first half.

Couldn't have said it better!

True dat.

Maybe God would say 'You know where babies come from? No, not from me..more like that guy who has no wish to be a good father" .Don't make your babys first rattle your brain.

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I have intricately fashioned each baby. I have a destiny and a purpose for each and every unborn child. Killing a defenseless unborn child is murder. -God

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That basically says under any condition the woman chooses? I don't think rape... This choice was hard for me but just because something bad happens doesn't give you the right to kill a child. Incest, well if it wasn't rape she chose to do it. I personally believe the only reason to abort is if the mothers life is in danger. You chose not to use protection. Choices have results, you made the choice now take responsibility.

The Bible literally talks about wearing a veil over your lower face when diseases. I don’t know where Christians find it discrimination when asked to wear one

This is the most valid point I've seen in a while

Maybe put it in rice and see what happens?

God made Jacinda and Jacinda banned my anti vax ex hairdresser from operating. :)

I just have to applaud this one.

Snort-laugh!

What can we say...we're overachievers!

Bless all the hard working health workers fighting to help these folks get well.

I wonder if I'd find a good home where they'd keep me. I can be kinda moody and difficult. Don't get along with all hoomans although other dogs, cats and various critters are OK. Not a picky eater. I'm also loyal and protect my family fearlessly. Will not tolerate being crated after my youth. Hope I'd find a dog that would treat me like I always treated them. Paws (guess I would not have fingers) crossed!

Yes

Amen, God!

Of course not. Stupid people don't know they're stupid.

Why didn't you save me, God? Well, I sent you the vaccine.

The main culprits plan on blasting off in their space penises.

America is the new Babylon.

Before he directs you to hell, that is. Antivaxxers should go to hell

it's so exhausting

I agree

Nah, we'll wait till the engine blows and blame nature.

He's clearly right here, Glasshouse.

Maybe try the Romans???

Covid is the romantic partner from those crappy Hallmark movies. They'll change for you. They'll follow you around and keep trying even after you say no. They'll use your friends to get to you. They WILL get you one way or another.

And to give the healthcare workers a long needed break.

Nothing wrong with smiting your enemies, right.

And in many cases it's not the opinion itself that others have a problem with, but rather the "fact" you use to base said opinion on. By that I mean that if you used actual facts you most likely wouldn't have that opinion.

D*mn it. There's always paperwork.

Seems like that would be obvious after that garden of Eden fiasco.

Took a while but you showed up in the UK recently. Cheers for that. Now we look like we’re run by American.

Jesus F*****g Christ you are right.

Evolution.

And he doesn't have a driver's license!!

Exactly! Unless you're a criminal.

No, you're not. She just couldn't wait to make heaven a sweeter place.