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Children, by and large, have no filter, which can be as mortifying as it is funny. New parents quickly learn that just because your toddler has discovered the ability to speak does not mean that he or she is suddenly going to be saying things that necessarily make sense, for better or worse.

We’ve gathered some adorable, hilarious and perhaps heartwarming things toddlers and kids have told adults. So get comfortable as you scroll through, prepare to smile, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.

#1

Funny toddler quote about twins at the park; boy tells mom, "they scare me cause there’s two of them!”

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Geoffrey Scott
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1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A teacher at the school I worked at stood in the hall taking to me, I turned for a sec and when I turned back her twin sister was standing there too. That's how I found she had a twin. A real "The Shining" moment.

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    Children really do not have a filter because, well, why would they? They are often learning and seeing new things every single day. In general, much of the “shame” or “shock” parents feel is just second-hand embarrassment. Realistically, if you met a person who was truly offended that a four year old said something blunt, you should probably just disregard their opinion.

    After all, children simply do not know any better and just learning to state their opinion or just ask pretty direct questions is all part of growing up. These also provide the learning moments that help them grow into functioning adults in the long run.

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    Importantly, as these examples show, it’s not even all “bad!” Kids don’t have the strange shame of being open about their emotions so they are just as capable of saying cute and wholesome things. After all, most of us did grow up at least liking our parents, setting aside things like chores and bedtimes.

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    Actually communicating their feelings is a pretty important part of growing up. Think about it, how many grown ups have we all met who have the “emotional range of a toddler,” although this list would show that not all toddlers are the same, some are perfectly capable of being cute and loving, in their own way.

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    #10

    Tweet about funny toddler conversation heard on a baby monitor, featuring a playful exchange between siblings.

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    My O My
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who cried first? That's most definitly the beginning of a fight

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    So it’s perfectly fine to put up with some strange questions or blunt statements, because it’s really the best time for it. There is no other time in their lives where they can as freely just say whatever is on their mind without some potential consequences. Plus, as a parent, it’s probably pretty nice to actually hear your kid say something cute unprompted.

    #13

    Tweet about a toddler humorously reminding their mom to speak gently.

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    Cosmos in your eyes
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this is a parenting win. This mom has probably said that phrase to her child, and now her child is using it back on her. They do listen!

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    #15

    Text post by psalms23chick shares a heartwarming toddler story about recalling incubator warmth.

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    Nadine Debard
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 3 yo remembers things that we told him casually and imagines the story behind. Maybe the girl doesn't remember, she just heard it's a warm place and invented her story.

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    #18

    Tweet about a toddler's funny use of "that's what she said" and a parent's reaction, embodying hilarious toddler moments.

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    Jenka666
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tell me you watch the office without telling me you watch the office

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    #20

    Toddler amusingly claims he could hear mom singing while in her belly, shared online with a music note emoji.

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    Nadine Debard
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My (3 yo now) seemed to remember the songs and really prefered the ones I sang when I was pregnant. I heard the memory would do a kind of reset between 5-7 years.

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    #21

    Screenshot of a tweet about hilarious and heartwarming toddler remarks, featuring a child's request for privacy.

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    April Pickett
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn it now. You can proceed to her teenage years slowly and getting used to her "privacy" will take you years.

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    #22

    Tweet about a toddler's adorable attempt to fix something they broke, highlighting a heartwarming exchange.

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    Laura Gillette
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I convinced my toddler that if a thing he wanted to eat has broken and he is sad about it, that the pieces will magically fuse back together in his tummy if he eats them all

    #23

    Tweet about a toddler's funny remark on chocolate chips being "banana bread seeds."

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    #24

    Tweet from Joanie sharing something sweet their toddler said: "no thank you please."

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    Kalikima
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son, who's gonna be 8 next week, always does that.. especially if you offer him food he doesn't want.. he'll just give you a look and say "no, thank you, please." LOL

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    #26

    Tweet featuring a heartwarming toddler quote about being a "big girl" and needing the big girl buckle, posted by Miss K.

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    Trillian
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son is almost a head taller than me and he is still my baby!

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    #27

    Humorous toddler comment about a baby brother being confused as "just a little baby".

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    #29

    Text from a user sharing a heartwarming toddler moment involving expressions of love.

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    Binky Melnik
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder whether I usta talk to my ma this way before the impatient fits of anger and beatings started.

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    #30

    A tweet about funny and heartwarming things toddlers say, with a mother sharing her daughter's unexpected comment.

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    UKGrandad
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's obviously heard somebody reassuring her mother and remembered the phrase.

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    #31

    Tweet about a toddler's hilarious way of saying "you're welcome".

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    #32

    Tweet about sleep-deprived parent, toddler saying "bless you" to newborn, showing heartwarming toddler interactions.

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    #33

    Tweet about hilarious and heartwarming toddler moment with touching question and response.

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    #34

    Tweet sharing a funny toddler quote: "My toddler loves correcting me and then saying 'silly silly mommy.'"

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    #35

    Tweet about a toddler humorously saying "I love you" in a grocery store.

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    Binny Tutera
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was at the grocery store with my daughter, about 4 yrs old at the time. A young man walked toward us and she said pretty loudly “Now THAT’S a good looking guy!” I wanted to disappear.

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    #36

    Tweet screenshot about funny things toddlers say, describing a toddler's new phrase, "Hey! That’s rude!"

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    Nadine Debard
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 'bad'. Go to sleep now, bad mom. Blow your nose, bad mom. Wake up sweetie, bad mom.

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    #37

    Tweet about a toddler's funny mispronunciation, saying "drimps" instead of shrimps, causing a humorous exchange.

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    Ivona
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very logical - she is hearing "shrimps" and wants "shrimps". She doesn't know what 'drimps" are.

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    #39

    Tweet from a parent sharing a toddler's heartwarming bedtime phrase about having a great day tomorrow.

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    cerinamroth
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so lovely! I'm going to try doing that before I go to bed!

    #40

    Tweet by user sharing a funny and heartwarming story about their toddler's imaginative sayings.

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    #41

    Toddler humor: Child says "pray" before drinking orange juice.

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    Kitty 🥀
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is nice. We should all express gratitude for what we have. I’m agnostic, but I think everyone should provide thanks to whatever they believe in, whether that’s a man in the clouds or the fact that your grocery store has the juice you prefer.

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    #42

    Tweet sharing a heartwarming toddler moment saying "I YOU" instead of "I love you".

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    #43

    Tweet about funny and heartwarming toddler words, where a toddler responds "cool" to "I love you."

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    #44

    Tweet about a toddler's social interaction learning moment, involving a humorous misunderstanding with friends.

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    #47

    Tweet about funny and heartwarming toddler sayings, with an example of a two-year-old mimicking adult responses.

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    Kalikima
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son does that too! Lol it's too funny..

    #49

    Tweet about funny and heartwarming thing a toddler said, featuring a parent's bedtime story with a humorous mispronunciation.

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    #51

    Tweet screenshot of a toddler humorously saying "I hate basil" next to a parent playing a pizza game.

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    #52

    Funny and cute toddler moment shared online, with a child saying they want to talk with their mom.

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    #55

    Tweet about hilarious things toddlers say, mentioning a toddler calling someone their best friend.

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    ElfVibratorGlitter
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're clever for sure, say something, see how you react. "You're my best friend...." 😍 (Jackpot)

    #56

    Paint swatches labeled "Climate Change" and "Windmill," shared in a tweet about funny toddler sayings.

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    Miracle Max
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    1 month ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Climate Change is an icy green-gray with a tonal richness." Behr paint has gone completely bonkers!

    #57

    Tweet about a toddler sister amusingly saying "amo" for "uncle" during a live stream.

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    #58

    Tweet about a toddler humorously calling a crystal a "rock of energy."

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