This one actually made me sad :/

The "ten points to Dumbledore" line killed me

Always...

Have a biscuit :3

Harry Potter and the fuel tank of secrets...!!

he really does! :P

Me everyday

I feel like the whole thing should have been called "Hermione" anyway.

Parents of Hogwarts students logic: Because Dumbledore.

perfect :P

You know who!

Wound not would.

"La baguette magique de Harry" "HARRY'S MAGIC BAGUETTE" I'M DYING

Me when i accidentally curse around me mum

You can literally feel the awkward...

* Americans (you don't need the apostrophe).

I'm American lol. I read that book when i was five... I knew what the word 'philosopher' means. XD

That mean jail man.............

Rude but hilarious

Well, you filthy little mudblood, we never use the word philocipher. So, why don't you get off your high horse!

Well the post is fittting as it's full of errors. Also, the word 'philosopher' and 'sorcerer' have different connotations for Brits and Americans. We wouldn't use the word 'philosopher' in this sense, we would understand him to be a sorcerer.

*we Americans

The last on pretty much sums it up

forgot the first

Americans are very stupid. But for stuck up people this can be offensive.

I can feel the sarcasm through my screen. Love it!

Book 8 : What The FU**, I 'm Voldemort

lol castiel's face though! :P

It's like cockroach

F'in epic.

Yeah f*****g the Dursleys is the best present for Harry!

Lol this one made my day! :D Breakfast everywhere, gee :D

and then, every now and then in the next 20 minutes of the movie "Oh i am a freaking shark, yeh yeh, and I like it"

And then the Eagles come. Oh, wrong movie...

well, remus would do it himself :v

"accidentally" ;)

I'll watch this every day!!!

Epic!

Still: 50 points to Gryffindor

...Bwahahahahaha! Always!

But can't they still use another part of his body like his nails or something

lol!! That would be so funny!

yeah feel like something Hagrid will do......

MIND.... BLOWN...

...Can we got more upvotes for this? Ahahahaha!

Sums it up.

WTF is wrong with Albus Severus?

I'm sorry, but not all of us Americans are from Wisconsin.

im harry for sure. atleast in the beginning im like the hell are these words :P then im all ron, :P like god dammit i must remember something!

Holy s**t don't kiss dat cook 😱

Om my God that'd be so great

And then they get in trouble for being late to class!!