You betcha!

Not just me, then?

Well, make up your mind.

I feel sorry for those kids.

Well if you think about it.... Life does kill at some point....(/s)

Commas save lives.

Exactly how I feel about watching most sports

Whew! I was afraid they were going ask me to give blood.

Why do people do this?

That's accurate. How many carcinogens are in that stuff?

Black bean smoothie sounds gross.

Just keep the "ASS ASS IN" over the sofa, chuck the rest?

They are coming for us

Dond doesn't look too happy with his hoodie.

Stand with Hong Kong. I'm not sure why it wasn't written this way.

Keep your shirt on and chow down

I usually go with spilling hot coffee on myself when the lid's not on properly.

Yes, bang my face against the airbags, but I don't think you need to know that, it happens automatically..

I usually don't kinda sorta 'choose' my accidents. I just do it!😂

We're taught to read English from left to right. What part of that do these advertising morons just not understand? Proofread your work! (I worked for a silk screening company and the head graphic artist had some T-shirts made for his band. THREE people had signed off on the design. It was only after they were printed that I asked what the name meant. They had misspelled "Originals" as "Originials". They had printed 100 of them. Even at cost, it was a pretty expensive mistake.)

It took me like 15 times to finally get it :)

prolly peeing.

if i knew what accident to do, then its not an accident.

Uhh.. Does spilling ice cold soda or flaming hot coffee all over the dashboard count?

I know that if I know what accident to do and I do it on purpose... it's no longer an accident. I want genuine accident. :)))

Tbh no I wouldn’t. There’s just so many to pick from.

I'm pret-ty sure I'd come up with something.

I think I must've made an accident... I'm in a car, I know, but don't have to do. What?

Throw up from motion sickness? Wet yourself because you forgot to go before we started driving cross-country? Comedian Margaret Cho claims that she s**t herself in the car one day as a reaction to some weird persimmon diet she was on.

Mmm, let me think about it

These sign makers are trying to be artsy and blowing it ... Big time.

Hopefully, none.

There's a choice?

Lets choose what accident we should do today, alright kids?

Eh, probably start a Rube Goldberg Of Doom.

I would rather it say "if you were a car, would you know what to do?"

Yup! Drive the posted speed limit and guaranteed you will get rear-ended.

hmm the accindent will i dunno

You mean... I have a choice?

Buy the other a driver a drink and report him for drunk driving.

Cheese disease? Sounds scary.

My home state. I was born in Satetel.

Dip Dip!

I'd to get off if we're stopping

Is this meant to be advice?

Aren't the bees supposed to be outside?

Have a feeling Ray Ray was a bit of an a**e

I've got the key, I've got the secret..

Good for Laser.. smoking is a bad habit..

Gosh may brain just snapped

And they're inconsistent too

Someone's announcing their toilet routine.

This sounds like something Yoda would say.