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There are some phrases that just don’t make sense. They get printed on shirts, billboards, and street signs, and if you encounter one, you’ll know it. Looking thrice and turning your head upside down won’t help. Asking for a friend’s help in deciphering the message won’t do much either.

You may call these phrases cursed and you wouldn’t be wrong. But there is an online group that’s not only entirely dedicated to these nonsensical phrases, but has also defined them as a phenomenon worthy of our attention on its own. Powered by 603k members, the Don't Dead Open Inside subreddit is a place for “signs and media that read as nonsense if read normally: from left to right.”

It may sound tricky, but bear with me. Below are some of the funniest signs that require 0% common sense and to throw everything you know about sentence structure out the window. Who knew that there could be so much sense in such nonsense?!


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Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

Will There Be Blood Or Not!?

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Just like most things on the internet, the subreddit Don't Dead Open Inside wasn’t created out of nowhere. The trope first came to internet users' attention when its name was used in a promotional poster for the TV series The Walking Dead. To this day, the Don't Dead Open Inside poster, revealed on July 2nd, 2010, stands as one of the most recognized examples of the trope in popular culture that caused the cult following on Reddit.

According to Know Your Meme, the infamous poster featured a photograph of a double door with the words "Don't Open" written on the left side and "Dead Inside" written on the right, which should be interpreted "Don't open, dead inside" if read in the correct order. The whole fun of the trope is revealed when the reader reads the phrase line by line instead, which sounds like "Don't dead open inside."

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Choose Abortion Life Kills

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Knowing the speed things surf around social media, it shouldn’t come as a surprise that a couple of users on Twitter shared their reactions to the unusual poster on social media. In the following years, “the memes based on the joke were made, with Know Your Meme user irish_swede archiving one such example on March 12, 2013,” reported Know Your Meme.

On May 17th, 2014, the subreddit r/dontdeadopeninside was created, where the community collected cases of the trope found in popular culture, design, advertising, etc. Today, it’s home to 603k members that follow a strict set of rules for submissions.

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Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

Doesn’t Sound Like Fun

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Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

Don’t Save A Life Be Afraid To Give Blood

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The first and most important rule is that all posts have to comply to DDOI format. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text, usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words.”

The community doesn’t allow both reposts and memes, and encourages users to “put the 'correctly read' way in the title, like 'DONT DEAD OPEN INSIDE.'”

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7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

7 Surprising Black Ways To Use Beans

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Lena Hill
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m sorry, but BLACK BEAN SMOOTHIE????? Like the rest I can maybe understand, but...why???

Cip IESAN
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to "The Farts Festival"!!! You can hear it, you can smell it! Fart with us!

BananaJo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like the family in Charlie and the chocolate factory, but instead of cabbage, it's black beans ( or it could just be someone who went panic shopping at the start of quarantine.)

Dash Blue
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black Bean Smoothies? Black Bean Pancakes? Smoothies and pancakes are fun. Black beans are not.

Christina Uhlir
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I assume that you tried them (brownies) before you made this post, Loki. Yea, right.

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Stuart Irvin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

all of them except dip and mashed sound disgusting. and some of them, mixed with the flavors of other ingredients, will most like make them taste like unadulterated human sorrow

Tim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pancakes? Someone is going to think they're chocolate chips and be soooooooooooo disappointed.

l frank
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mashed beans sounds ok.. Not sure about the rest. The evil foogicians are at it again!

aphmau
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

7 black ways to use beans I'm mad people reading a straight line put the words in a straight line

Emilycookie
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

going left to right top to bottom 1: okayish. 2: maybeee? 3: OH HECC NAW! 4: I still prefer a mocha... 5: that isn't really uncommon. 6: what would that be used for? 7: NOPE I'M OUTTA HERE!

Purple cow
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are there black bean desserts like pancakes and brownies

Sam T Godfrey
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like black beans, cook with them a lot, but the only thing there I would eat is "Mashed"!

Linda Robinett
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see that as a way that African Americans would do beans in any sort of traditional way.

just a donut
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3 years ago

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Amber Ice
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you read them all like "black" ways (as in "black" way bean brownies etc) only one is out of order and should say black mashed beans.

Marco Conti
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aside for the quasi racist double entendre, who drinks black bean smoothies? And can one really make brownies out of beans? Why?

Baby Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

nobody drinks black bean smoothies as far as i'm aware lol but many people do make black bean brownies and they taste like normal brownies but they're healthier

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a very smol kitteh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

umm these are gross like BLACK BEAN PANCKAKES but black beans dip is good ive tried it

Mimi777
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love black beans but the only one that sounds good on here is the black bean dip. The other mixtures don't sound appetizing to me.

PeachPossum
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is what happens when people eliminate all the good stuff out of their diets. They start inventing things that even pigs won't eat.

Baby Panda
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is what happens when people decide to stop being fat pigs and eat healthy stuff that tastes the same as the original stuff

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Foxxy (The Original)
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have never actually tried a black bean before. Although I am not really a huge fan of beans.

Fiercepelt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

NEVER MAKE BLACK BEAN BROWNIES My friend Nico literally had a gastrointestinal problem and had to go home after eating them

Shmoopaloop
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Has anyone realized it accidentally said ' 7 surprising Black ways to use beans' That is oof level 90000

Michelle C
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm black and I have never used beans in any of these manners....especially brownies, eww

C. Mayo
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No matter how you read it, those brownies sound disgusting.

Sportsgal
Community Member
3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black bean brownies...ugh! Can you imagine the texture?? 😝

Mark A. Trombley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Black beans are not food! And black bean brownies are a crime against humanity.

Maleficent
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh no the pancakes look like they have chocolate chips! An unpleasant surprise :(

JESSE REED
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3 years ago

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not one black person has ever made any of these dishes

Mewton’s Third Paw
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Fûck right off with that stereotype. My fiancé makes a killer black bean burger. Black folks are more likely to be vegan or vegetarian than their pasty counterparts.

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Stand Hong With Kong

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If You Were In A Car, Would You Know What Accident To Do?

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Ekate
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I usually go with spilling hot coffee on myself when the lid's not on properly.

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Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!

Stop Earth The Denying Is Dying!

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Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub

Saw This At Work Today And Immediately Thought Of This Sub

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Always Forgotten - Missed Never

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Was There Even An Intended Order To Begin With?

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Vote Dump Early Trump

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Friend Of A Friend Got A New Tattoo

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This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead

This Is A F**king Massacre. Thing Made Me Want To Dead

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You Think Some Tattooist Hate Their Own Work?

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This Giant Poster In My University Dorm

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Drugs May Kill You, But Never Your They’ll Hurt Feelings

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Hear That Noise? We Are Growing. We Can Fix It Again. Apply Inside

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My Girlfriends Kitchen Tiles. Forffee Coyou

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Our To Help Trollies You Move

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Honey, I Think We're Supposed To Turn Right

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Don't Animal Open Inside

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#50

Their Heart Is In The Right Place. The Words, Not So Much

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Why Did I Name My Show "The Joel With Mchale Joel Show Mchale"?

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“What Does Learning A Foreign Language Say About You”, Supposedly

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Men Because Women

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Hello it Smee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hope this isn't a bathroom sign, someone will pee themselves before figuring out with way to go.

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Keep Minimum Please The Distance

Keep Minimum Please The Distance

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I'm Sick Of This

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