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Brevity! Clarity! Proper kerning (that’s the spacing between letters)! And no silly business with the fonts! At their core, signs are supposed to impart the biggest amount of information in the least amount of time. That sounds simple enough on paper (pun intended), but not everyone manages to rise to the challenge.

They follow through with their [cough] artistic vision [cough] and the result is a hot mess of utterly illegible chaos. The worst of the bunch end up being featured on the r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit, an online community that is dedicated to nonsense signs if read normally. We’ve collected some of their best posts to share with you. Scroll down, but be careful—if you’re a fan of order, you might end up facepalming way too much.

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We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

We Stand With No Standing Ukraine

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Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

Asia Rden Ensb Vgio Ocko

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Left No Turn Right Only Turn

Left No Turn Right Only Turn

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The r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit has been up and running for nearly a decade, all the way since mid-2014. Since then, the community has grown to encompass over 681k members from all over the world.

The name of the group is rooted in the hit TV series, ‘The Walking Dead,’ which had a promotional poster that had the words ‘Don’t Open’ on one half of the chained doors and ‘Dead Inside’ on the other. When read from left to right, due to the weird spacing, the message becomes ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ instead of the intended ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’

#4

You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

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#5

Honk Ha Against Te

Honk Ha Against Te

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#6

Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

Love Is Watching & Watching Someone Someone Die Is Hard

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According to Know Your Meme, ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ is one of the most well-recognized examples of messages that aren’t read as they should be because there’s no instantly-recognizable, clear way to tell what order the words ought to be in. It takes a moment to really get the message, by which time the impact the sign could have had is lost.

The meme spread on Twitter in 2010 as more and more people started realizing this. Throughout the next few years, internet users started coming up with memes and jokes based on this. Eventually, this led to the creation of r/dontdeadopeninside in 2014, which continues to be very popular to this day.

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Sophisticated Ho

Sophisticated Ho

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Jesus Save Can Even You

Jesus Save Can Even You

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#9

Ly Paer Soils Ca

Ly Paer Soils Ca

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There are a few main rules that the members of the DDOI community ought to follow. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words,” the moderator team running the group explains.

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Redshe Neckshed

Redshe Neckshed

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Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

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Eggmnnaeet

Eggmnnaeet

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Meanwhile, redditors are encouraged to be original with their content: reposting the most popular pics of all time or signs from the last 4 months isn’t tolerated. Your posts might end up getting removed. Moreover, signs that have been staged or faked also have no place on this sub. Finally, internet users are asked to be civil to each other and to put the wrong way to read the message in the titles of their posts.

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#13

Go Citd Wals!

Go Citd Wals!

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#14

Noki Parng

Noki Parng

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#15

You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

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As we’ve covered on Bored Panda previously, clarity and brevity are absolutely vital when creating signs. Essentially, you only have a moment to get your message across. So if you cause even the slightest amount of confusion, you’ve basically negated the whole point of your sign, and it's best to start over.

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The Tim Hoe Use

The Tim Hoe Use

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We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

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Mia
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We hold these truths to be self evident that all men are created equal, and when I meet Thomas Jefferson, I'll compel him to include women in the sequel, WERK!!

ur_fav_tranny
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look around look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now history is happening in Manhatten and we just happen to be in the greatest city of the world! In the greatest city if the world-

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sbj
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's sad that they felt the need to underline the word women

Bookworm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's part of a YouTube video, so the underline is probably part of the animation to emphasize what they're talking about.

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Nea
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But why are you writing like this? Whats wrong with the boring usual routine left to right writing style..

Kare Deter
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I grew up taught that in this case "men" refers to "mankind" which includes ALL PEOPLE so, men=mankind=everyone. The literal definition of "man" is: a human being of either sex; a person. "men" : human beings of either sex; people.

Bookworm
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is actually not that bad. Without the distinct colors it would be hard to read, but with the colors it's really easy.

Pius Xulu
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This concept of dividing things by colour is not my favourite, perhaps more because I am a South African.

Shelli Aderman
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We hold that all men these truths and women to be are created self-evident?

AndieJo
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1 year ago

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There's actually a lot more meaning in this misogynistic advertisement, but its difficult to explain. Start by drawing a line down the middle (between black and red) then squint your eyes and see (for lack of better word at the moment) the disparity. Its a give and take relationship that presents as women getting more, but ultimately get less. Subliminal messaging here.

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Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

Hot Sharp Water Needles!!

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What really helps avoid these errors is being patient and diligent. First of all, you need to put in the time and care to create the best possible version of the sign possible, along with a few alternatives. Then, take a break, come back to your design, and look at it with fresh eyes. You’re bound to see things very differently than when you’re face-deep into drafting the sign.

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Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

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The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

The Love Is Sweeter Of Than Any Jesus Candy!

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Wildphot Lifeography

Wildphot Lifeography

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Secondly, you should definitely take the time to show your design to a few different people, whether they’re your relatives, close friends, coworkers, or—heck—even some passersby on the street. You’re essentially conducting a bit of research with tiny focus groups. They might catch a silly mistake you left in or might end up interpreting the entire sign very differently than you intended. It’s better to deal with a dash of embarrassment now than tons of it later.

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#22

Always Forgotten Remembered Never

Always Forgotten Remembered Never

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Ever Ythin Gisa B Rt E Kind

Ever Ythin Gisa B Rt E Kind

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Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

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If you’re working on a very important project, you might want to consider hiring some professionals to help you, instead of doing everything yourself. Find a designer with a decent reputation to flesh out some of your ideas. Meanwhile, consider getting in touch with a proofreader or editor as well. We all make silly mistakes from time to time, and it helps to have a real pro in your corner.

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Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

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Time Spent Second With Family Is Worthevery

Time Spent Second With Family Is Worthevery

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#27

Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

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The fact is that if you just wing it, you might end up losing your audience or potential customers. The more fluent your font is, the clearer your message. And vice versa! How trustworthy and likable you and your business are depends a lot on how you brand everything. Ideally, everything should be as legible as possible. With a focus on readable fonts, good kerning, and an overall design that focuses people’s attention where you want it to.

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I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

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#29

My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness

My Religion Is My Religion. Very Simple Is Kindness

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#30

Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty

Love, Askv, Grsenofr? Ihty

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Here at Bored Panda, we’re very big fans of poorly designed signs—we can’t get enough of these trainwrecks! As such, we’ve featured the genius of r/dontdeadopeninside time and again. If you’d like to see some more chaotic signs that are definitely going to be misinterpreted, check out our earlier lists here and here, as well as here and here.

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Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

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Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

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Dream Work Stay Big Hard Kind X.x

Dream Work Stay Big Hard Kind X.x

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Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

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Pibu Zzarger

Pibu Zzarger

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Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

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Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It

Burger Better Cause Maker You Built It

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Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

Waste Energy Today Tomorrow

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Scan Me To View Our Nu

Scan Me To View Our Nu

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Never Always Open Look

Never Always Open Look

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I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

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It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

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Hot Makes Me Want A Dog

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I'm 🍍on Stuck You!

I'm 🍍on Stuck You!

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Together Is Together, Powerful You Win

Together Is Together, Powerful You Win

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You're Like The Now One I

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He She Asked Said 10-4

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At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

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Holo Meve

Holo Meve

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Palm For Trees Sale

Palm For Trees Sale

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Donut Be Happy Worry

Donut Be Happy Worry

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#53

Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?

Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?

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We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You

We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You

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Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete

Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete

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Critic The Ink Ersal

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Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy

Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy

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9/11 Was Arrest Treason The Bankers

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Moviforw Ngard

Moviforw Ngard

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Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee

Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee

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Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils

Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils

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Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)

Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)

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Vac Cer Cination Tificate

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Roll Dice The

Roll Dice The

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Don’t This Paint Side!

Don’t This Paint Side!

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Cry • Give Up

Cry • Give Up

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“Fun” Dasn Riig!

“Fun” Dasn Riig!

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Red Blood Hot Sugar Chili Sex Peppers Magic

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At Day At Night I’m You’re Your My Angel Slave

At Day At Night I’m You’re Your My Angel Slave

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Don’t Do Park Park Here Here

Don’t Do Park Park Here Here

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Tis It True? His It Hhelpful?

Tis It True? His It Hhelpful?

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Wht Pink Ey

Wht Pink Ey

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Elv Perf Is Ect

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Blackwhite Beachbeach

Blackwhite Beachbeach

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Why Would Me You Marry For Wanna Anyhow?

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Mr.mon Lemade

Mr.mon Lemade

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Make No Art War

Make No Art War

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Lat Ame Tro

Lat Ame Tro

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You’re Do Not Next Enter

You’re Do Not Next Enter

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Because I’m Me

Because I’m Me

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Honk You If Fart

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Cheat Yonur GF Not Yonur Workouts

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Gas Store Open Is Open

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Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun

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Postal Are Workers Thieves

Postal Are Workers Thieves

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Xeln Eclet

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Great Great Food! People

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Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat

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God Save #not The Working My Class King

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My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness

My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness

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