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Brevity! Clarity! Proper kerning (that’s the spacing between letters)! And no silly business with the fonts! At their core, signs are supposed to impart the biggest amount of information in the least amount of time. That sounds simple enough on paper (pun intended), but not everyone manages to rise to the challenge.

They follow through with their [cough] artistic vision [cough] and the result is a hot mess of utterly illegible chaos. The worst of the bunch end up being featured on the r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit, an online community that is dedicated to nonsense signs if read normally. We’ve collected some of their best posts to share with you. Scroll down, but be careful—if you’re a fan of order, you might end up facepalming way too much.

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    #3

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

    Left No Turn Right Only Turn

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    The r/dontdeadopeninside subreddit has been up and running for nearly a decade, all the way since mid-2014. Since then, the community has grown to encompass over 681k members from all over the world.

    The name of the group is rooted in the hit TV series, ‘The Walking Dead,’ which had a promotional poster that had the words ‘Don’t Open’ on one half of the chained doors and ‘Dead Inside’ on the other. When read from left to right, due to the weird spacing, the message becomes ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ instead of the intended ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’

    #4

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

    You If Going Lost You’re Me Together Get Can’t Know Don’t

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    Shadow
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are you even supposed to read this? Even if I follow the lines it doesn't make sense

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    According to Know Your Meme, ‘Don’t Dead Open Inside’ is one of the most well-recognized examples of messages that aren’t read as they should be because there’s no instantly-recognizable, clear way to tell what order the words ought to be in. It takes a moment to really get the message, by which time the impact the sign could have had is lost.

    The meme spread on Twitter in 2010 as more and more people started realizing this. Throughout the next few years, internet users started coming up with memes and jokes based on this. Eventually, this led to the creation of r/dontdeadopeninside in 2014, which continues to be very popular to this day.

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    #9

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

    Ly Paer Soils Ca

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    Me
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's "player socials", I found that one easy to read surprisingly.

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    There are a few main rules that the members of the DDOI community ought to follow. “Signs must be read correctly top to bottom, and incorrectly left to right, like any text usually. Though it does not matter how easily you can read them, it is highly encouraged to only post images with little separation or spacing between the columns of words,” the moderator team running the group explains.

    #10

    Redshe Neckshed

    Redshe Neckshed

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    Alicat Wombat
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate all the “she shed” “man cave” bs. Just stop it.

    Bananaramamama
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm always amazed when people get pissed over quirky names and there by shame the demographic they pretend to defend. A woman. Makes a space. Gains privacy and autonomy. Thinks "she shed" is funny........burn her at the stake.

    Solido Objectivo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can almost agree with this one because it keeps the two trendy phrases together. But still a fail, could have put them on one line.

    tom
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he said she said she shed man shed ---try saying that 5 times really fast

    Timbob
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If trump gets elected, those rednecks will build thousands, nay, millions more she sheds!

    Nice Beast Ludo
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's redneck all right... all you need is "she-shed" and we would have known this.

    Vasana Phong
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe this is what it’s supposed to say in their mind🤷🏻‍♀️

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    #11

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

    Satan Jesus Is Is Defeated Lord! [oc]

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    Eggmnnaeet

    Eggmnnaeet

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    mr_sarcastic
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is engagement. Why not use a smaller font to write in a straight line?

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    Meanwhile, redditors are encouraged to be original with their content: reposting the most popular pics of all time or signs from the last 4 months isn’t tolerated. Your posts might end up getting removed. Moreover, signs that have been staged or faked also have no place on this sub. Finally, internet users are asked to be civil to each other and to put the wrong way to read the message in the titles of their posts.

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    #15

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

    You Give Chances Kid Voice Are

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    As we’ve covered on Bored Panda previously, clarity and brevity are absolutely vital when creating signs. Essentially, you only have a moment to get your message across. So if you cause even the slightest amount of confusion, you’ve basically negated the whole point of your sign, and it's best to start over.

    #17

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

    We Hold That All Man, These Truths, And Women To Be, Are Created Self-Evident... Equal

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    What really helps avoid these errors is being patient and diligent. First of all, you need to put in the time and care to create the best possible version of the sign possible, along with a few alternatives. Then, take a break, come back to your design, and look at it with fresh eyes. You’re bound to see things very differently than when you’re face-deep into drafting the sign.

    #19

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

    Feed Animals School Kids Parties Groups

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    #21

    Wildphot Lifeography

    Wildphot Lifeography

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    Secondly, you should definitely take the time to show your design to a few different people, whether they’re your relatives, close friends, coworkers, or—heck—even some passersby on the street. You’re essentially conducting a bit of research with tiny focus groups. They might catch a silly mistake you left in or might end up interpreting the entire sign very differently than you intended. It’s better to deal with a dash of embarrassment now than tons of it later.

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    #22

    Always Forgotten Remembered Never

    Always Forgotten Remembered Never

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    #24

    Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

    Pine Man Apple Go Nada Nada

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    If you’re working on a very important project, you might want to consider hiring some professionals to help you, instead of doing everything yourself. Find a designer with a decent reputation to flesh out some of your ideas. Meanwhile, consider getting in touch with a proofreader or editor as well. We all make silly mistakes from time to time, and it helps to have a real pro in your corner.

    #25

    Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

    Trees Trees Warn Have Fellow Musical Trees Taste

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    #27

    Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

    Do Not Thanks; Turn Off Randy

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    The fact is that if you just wing it, you might end up losing your audience or potential customers. The more fluent your font is, the clearer your message. And vice versa! How trustworthy and likable you and your business are depends a lot on how you brand everything. Ideally, everything should be as legible as possible. With a focus on readable fonts, good kerning, and an overall design that focuses people’s attention where you want it to.

    #28

    I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

    I Don't Know Why Everyone Has Been Complaining. My Cage Large Eggs Have Been Very Affordable

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    Here at Bored Panda, we’re very big fans of poorly designed signs—we can’t get enough of these trainwrecks! As such, we’ve featured the genius of r/dontdeadopeninside time and again. If you’d like to see some more chaotic signs that are definitely going to be misinterpreted, check out our earlier lists here and here, as well as here and here.

    #31

    Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

    Eng English Lish Gram Grammar Mar

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who decided to make the cover of books to teach people grammar in a new language confusing. The target audience doesn't know what the base words are yet so they can't figure it out.

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    #32

    Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

    Tog Tog Eth Eth Er! Er!

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    #34

    Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

    Artcolumbůs Makes Makes Columbusart

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    #36

    Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

    Drinks Ice Sorry We Machine

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    #39

    Scan Me To View Our Nu

    Scan Me To View Our Nu

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    ƒιѕн
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, just bring me a regular menu. I'm old and aint got time for this s**t.

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    #40

    Never Always Open Look

    Never Always Open Look

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    Amy T
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else notice it's after dark and the door is, in fact, open?

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    #41

    I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

    I Love The Sound When You Make Up Shut

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    #42

    It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

    It’s Hard To Be When Humble You’re From Texas

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    Me
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's meant to be read as, "It's hard to be humble when you're from Humble, Texas."

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    #46

    Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine

    Traditional Free Glass Horse Meat Of Wine

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    Spencer's slave
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know for a fact that this will be downvoted but horse meat is actually really good. I had it in France.

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    #48

    He She Asked Said 10-4

    He She Asked Said 10-4

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    MontanaMariner
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Ten Codes, 10-4 means that whatever information or order that was transmitted was received, or basically "Okay." A bit cringy here.

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    #49

    At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

    At Least Irma It Ain't Ian 17 Snowin 22

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    Whiskey Tango Delicious
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We like to name our hurricanes. Two different occasions Irma and Ian threatened the states, this person clearly made it through the first, 🤞 fingers crossed they made it through the second

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    #50

    Holo Meve

    Holo Meve

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    Two_rolling_black_eyes
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like stuff at a thrift store. Can't blame someone for putting two unrelated signs next to each other.

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    #51

    Palm For Trees Sale

    Palm For Trees Sale

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Palm for create your own, trees sale tropical paradise

    #52

    Donut Be Happy Worry

    Donut Be Happy Worry

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    ƒιѕн
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's a little song I wrote, You might want to sing it note for note, Donut worry, be happy

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    #53

    Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?

    Is The Jesus Reason For The Season?

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    #54

    We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You

    We Are No One Dare With You To Harm You

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    #55

    Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete

    Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Here Already But Yeahh.. Lohovo Vepete

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    #57

    Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy

    Working Like To Support The Crazy Lazy

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working like crazy to support the lazy. On behalf of the lazy I'm sorry, you really don't need to do that.

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    #58

    9/11 Was Arrest Treason The Bankers

    9/11 Was Arrest Treason The Bankers

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    #60

    Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee

    Families Are And It’s Being Forced Not Just To Flee

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    #61

    Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils

    Same Same Game Dead Diff Erent Levels Devils

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    Vicky P
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks more like a "Doff" to me, so, Different. It's horrible regardless of what it says. IMO only.

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    #62

    Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)

    Bang Naruto Head Style Here (At Work)

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    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

    Vac Cer Cination Tificate

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    Phobrek
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only there had been enough room to spell out each word without line breaks

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    #64

    Roll Dice The

    Roll Dice The

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    #66

    Cry • Give Up

    Cry • Give Up

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    #67

    “Fun” Dasn Riig!

    “Fun” Dasn Riig!

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    #68

    Red Blood Hot Sugar Chili Sex Peppers Magic

    Red Blood Hot Sugar Chili Sex Peppers Magic

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    #75

    Why Would Me You Marry For Wanna Anyhow?

    Why Would Me You Marry For Wanna Anyhow?

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First one says "why would you wanna marry me for anyhow?" Slightly messed up grammar, but understandable once you put the words in th eright order. Second one is the response, "so I can kiss you anytime I want."

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    #76

    Mr.mon Lemade

    Mr.mon Lemade

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    #78

    Lat Ame Tro

    Lat Ame Tro

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In spanish "yo soy" (often shortened to just "soy") means I am. These mean "I'm latina" "I'm american" and "I'm tropical."

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    #79

    You’re Do Not Next Enter

    You’re Do Not Next Enter

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    Lakota Wolf
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, "You're Do Not Next Enter", the lesser-known cousin of "Don't Dead Open Inside".

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    #80

    Because I’m Me

    Because I’m Me

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You laugh at me because I'm different. I laugh at you because you're all the same." A little cringy if you ask me, and possibly photoshopped.

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    #81

    Honk You If Fart

    Honk You If Fart

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    KatZen
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alabama. This is almost too edgy for Alabama so I applaud them for trying.

    #83

    Gas Store Open Is Open

    Gas Store Open Is Open

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    #84

    Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun

    Pro Pro Pro Life God Gun

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    #85

    Postal Are Workers Thieves

    Postal Are Workers Thieves

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    Lakota Wolf
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, Tom, your neighbor is the one stealing all your Amazon and Bad Dragon package deliveries, not the postal workers.

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    #88

    Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat

    Work Love Prank Boss Sass Drink Sing Eat

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kinda c**p even makes that "Live, Laugh, Love" mess less cringey.

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    #89

    God Save #not The Working My Class King

    God Save #not The Working My Class King

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    #90

    My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness

    My Religion Is My Religion, Very Simple Is Kindness

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