Awwww …

Poor woofer

Yes you did

If you cut your lifting into smaller tasks, your back will be grateful.

The goth one is just______________

Yeah, what the hell.

Very horrifying. That should have come with a content warning

To be honest, if I got to be Professor McGonagall, I'd dress like that all the time

Okay but this is good dark humor 😈

And both of them rock!

Cool pic

def. the one on the right lol

Toys Was Us :(

LadyPug

This man speaks the truth

PLEASE. This is a ✨ masterpiece✨

I feel you, Michael.

let the spice flow

i made zombie cupcakes they were double choclate and had vanilla icing dyed green with pink sparkly brains poking out

Mine too!

Huell!

Just take the whole family!

They missed the opportunity to say "Walken...".

The clash of titans

Winona forever!

We keep our 12 foot skeleton up year round and dress him in different costumes… and we just bought a 15 ft phantom too!

Watching and waiting

100% me!

Lights off

What did you say again bro?

I live in a very Jewish neighborhood. They do Purim. I always forget when it is but, one non-halloween day every year, the streets are overrun with kids in costumes out collecting candy. It's incredibly awesome!

Also my sister! :)

Me

I hope every person who glorifies that sh*tstain of a human learns their mistake.

Bobby speaks the truth!

If you're going for truly scary, serial killers certainly qualify, though you don't need special clothes to "dress up" as one, since the scariest part is that they look just like normal humans. I mean, there are multiple iconographic characters that were inspired by Ed Gein, including Leatherface and Hannibal.

a girl i know at my school failed nnn to jeffry dahmer i really hate my school

wtf you think he like you no

IT IS MESSED UP

So true tho

THIS IS THE BEST MEME FORMAT

*Brad and Jill will learn their lesson SOON*

I'm thankful his belly hangs that low.

I like this one!

cat <3

Man Regina George really let her looks go

That’s kind of funny

Oh Stu - at least Billy had a good motive.

Could be done with eggs though? I love a devilled egg

Ah yes how relatable. I also clone myself to look inside the windows. The more I can observe the more accurate i can be when finding the next designated spirit halloween store.

That would be so cool, seasonal ubers- a sleigh paint job for Christmas, a hearse for Halloween - and seasonal music

Probably one of the best Halloween movies for kids! Even had Debbie Reynolds in it!

💀💀💀

The Spirit in my old city had a guaranteed home in the building that gym's perpetually tried to set up shop in. Sorry dude bros,. That town would rather get spoopy then get fit lol