Then you need this one for your right eyebrow. That will be $100, please.

The whole time in that bloody chair is awful, staring at your own face for an age, confronting all superficial insecurities and your own mortality whilst making small talk with the scissor wielding maniac cutting your lovely hair off that you weren't event sure you wanted cut in the first place...funny meme though

I’m on day 3 right now... 😬

Never cut off a horse's fringe - they need to be able to shake it to keep the irritating flies out of their eyes when in the fields

I can't be the only one who sees Trump in the bird..

What my mother did... hqdefault-...18b4ba.jpg

Gotta love the bowl cut! LOL

Or when you cut your own hair (at least until you get some practice)

poor horse

That bird looks like Boris Johnson. Poor bird...

The bird reminds me of Borris.

It's a memento for Mo from the 3 stooges.

Good news: the Canary has a genetic mutation!

Donald Trump.

No blowout for Old Men.

Adorable baby tho

When you see someone with extremely long hair that is in perfect condition: you're like HOW?

The first thing I always tell my hairdresser when I sit down is "I've been hacking at it here and there myself"

situation of every service based job

Is it???

I swear I just bought like 20 of these just last week and now I have maybe 1 left. I will find them sooner or later again (from the weirdest of places) but never when I need them.

A 13 year old is a child. Except in show business.

You forgot the mayo.

Wow, Brad Pitt sure changed a lot since High School.

yes

I'm going to head straight to Wally World and buy the cheap brand of the product.

Is that James Franco? Lol

God I hate shampoo bowls, they're so uncomfortable ://. I feel like my neck is about to snap.

unfortunately the last 12 years i only run into hairdressers that mess up my bangs worse than I 'll do so I'll just cut them myself. Usually goes really well.

lol 3 hours later

I always say that and my hairdresser looks terrified, but I always love what she does and can't see why she's scared

Wait a moment, while I grab my bifocals.

It's called color correction appointment.

People just need to love their natural skin color no matter what color it is, because they are all beautiful colors. I hate "tan trends" or "pale trends"

That's a good response. (If you do have enough regular clients who are willing and ready to pay more)

No, actually it's the one with the scarf over her hair.

Could anyone tell me (a male) how long it might approximately take and what's the price range to be expected? I guess 1 hour and 80$ is considered a joke.

Or 3 years apprenticeship with 3 exams. "Oh can you just 'quickly' cut the fringe [for free of course', so many times it's not funny. Nobody ever questions the plumber who takes £70 just to turn up and then takes £120 for every hour.

A genuine Ahkal-Teke, Russian race horse. They have a natural metallic sheen in their coat. The darker colors are even more fantastic.

Pharmacists too, my mom's back is a mess after almost 30 years on her feet at work

Sure, I can make it that color, but it might all fall out.

Is it *that* enjoyable?

I had to endure sitting next to a very young child that was screaming inconsolably while the parent was trying to keep him still for 30 min. I could tell the hair dresser was rethinking their decision getting into the industry.

Uh...you can close your eyes if you want...

Do people ever not pay the listed rate? why? and how? you don't haggle the price of milk.. why would you haggle the price of services, when it's clearly listed?

This is the perfect chart!

Brushcuts

Ahh so that's why hairdressers tut at me when dying my hair! I have loads of hair and they always have to go back for more colour. Sorry :(