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Among all the wonderful things our parents give us, our name is one of the most crucial, as it can impact not only our childhood but also our adult lives. Can you imagine growing up being called ‘Burger’? From tech moguls to celebrities, almost everyone puts a lot of time and effort into finding a unique name for their kid. However, sometimes people come up with hilarious or ridiculous ways to call their child. Today, Pandas, we’ve compiled some of the most intriguing ones that exist in human history. The Actual Names, an X (formerly Twitter) account, shares everything from absurd to geeky names from yesteryear. Keep scrolling and be thankful that you weren’t named ‘Al Dente’.

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Michael None
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahh yes the legend of Manly Boner. Not to be confused with Feminine Boner.

DC
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In "Growing Pains", Mike has a friend who's called "Boner". But, I guess he was named for today's obvious reasons, ...

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Boner probably didn't have it's sexual meanings until the mid-20th century (at least according to my slang dictionary), so by the time his name came into its full glory he'd have likely been to old to have to live up to it.

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Debra Robinson
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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There was a character "Boner" on Growing Pains. Nickname tho. Yes, I'm old.

Alecto76
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As my last name is mann, I'm adding manly as someone I shouldn't marry and hyphenate with.

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You might think that moms and dads can name their children anything they want, but that’s not always the case. Many countries around the world have naming laws that put restrictions on the names that parents are allowed to legally give to their children. This is usually done to protect the child from having an offensive or embarrassing name.

In some cases, authorities govern the meaning of the name, while others only govern the scripts in which it is written. For example, authorities may reject a name written in cursive script. The overall appearance of the name needs to be clean and precise. Pandas, let’s have a look at the naming laws of different countries.

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Denmark has very strict naming laws. Under the Law on Personal Names, parents are allowed to pick a first name from a list of pre-approved names. Wikipedia points out that the list, as of January 1, 2016, consists of 18,000 female names and 15,000 male names.

If you wish to give your child a name that isn’t on the list, you will have to get permission from the local church. Once they approve it, the name will be further reviewed by government officials. If you use creative spelling for common names, chances are it will get rejected. While deciding on a name, people must follow Danish orthography. Denmark also has laws that protect rare Danish last names.

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In Finland, parents must inform the population registry about their newborn’s name within two months of the birth. While they can mostly choose the name freely, there are a few restrictions. They can’t use a name that is primarily used by people of the other sex.

However, this can be quite tricky in today's time when names are gender neutral. Kids can’t have the exact same name as their siblings. Well, sharing toys with brothers and sisters is annoying. Imagine sharing a name.

Interestingly, in China, the government wants parents to choose children names that are readable by computer scanners. Using simplified characters over traditional Chinese ones makes it easier to use the national identification card. So, parents can technically name their kids whatever they want, except for using numbers and non-Chinese symbols.

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The recent rules don't allow the use of Chinese characters that are not represented on the computer. Out of nearly 70,000 Chinese characters, only about 13,000 are represented on the computer.

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Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Coffee is an Irish Surname and Large is an English name but when uses as a name, it's pronounced with a hard G.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anticipating a thousand "anti-woke" social media profiles by a almost a century!

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Earlier, Indonesia didn’t have much regulation on names. But now the Recording of Names on Residence Document regulates the process. Names are required to be written in the Latin script, and they should have two words or more and less than 60 characters, including spaces. Also, using names with multiple or negative meanings is not allowed.

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In Malaysia, the National Registration Department has stopped allowing objectionable or undesirable names since 2006. This means that you can’t name your baby after titles, numbers, colors, vegetables, or fruits. Parents are also forbidden from using vulgar names.

The Births, Deaths, and Marriages Registration Act of 1995 in New Zealand doesn't allow any name that "might cause offense to a reasonable person; or [...] is unreasonably long; or without adequate justification, [...] is, includes, or resembles an official title or rank." Every year, officials release a list of the most commonly rejected names, like King, Prince, Captain, and Messiah.

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New Zealand’s registrar, Russell Burnard, said, “Names are a gift, and they are an important part of a person’s identity. We encourage parents to think about their child and how they might feel about their name later in life.”

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In the USA, restrictions vary by state, and that’s mostly due to practical reasons. For instance, in some states, the number of characters is based on the limit of the software used for official record-keeping. Similarly, some states ban the use of pictograms.

Conversely, a few states, such as Kentucky, don’t have any naming laws at all.

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It’s interesting to see how the fate of your name can lie in the hands of your parents and the law of the city you were born in. For kids and adults alike, having a bad name might lead to embarrassing moments like friends or colleagues making fun of them. When you have a bizarre name, it’s awkward to introduce yourself at social gatherings. Sometimes people also feel disconnected with their unconventional names. Individuals with uncommon names may encounter difficulties in official documentation as well.

Parents have a huge responsibility when it comes to naming their offspring. What do you think about this? Share some unique names that you’ve come across in the comments below!

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think we have to call them Mental Health Facilities now....

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MellonCollie
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless this has a funny meaning in this person's native language, this is a prime example of measuring things to one's own standards as if they were standards that count for everyone on the planet.

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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having spent a night out at the gay bars in St. Louis, I’m quite certain I met several with this name. Ain’t no shame in that!

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Jerome Lenovo
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5 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i don't know this super-hero ------- edit : forgot "know"

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Robert T
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just as long as he didn't start a range of beauty products. ;-)

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder if he named his children Richard, F***y, Anita, Harry, Gaylord, and the list could go on.

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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well I suppose even the son of God needs to go, sometimes....

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