50 Hilarious Great Dane Pics That Prove Just How Wonderfully Oblivious Of Their Size They Are
When someone talks about a huge creature that can easily weigh 200 pounds, grows to around 32 inches tall while standing on all fours, and has been bred explicitly for hunting, it’s easy to imagine a terrifying beast that they’d rather never encounter face to face. Fortunately, in this case, such an assumption couldn’t be more wrong.
Dubbed the “Gentle Giant,” the animal described above is the wonderfully adorable Great Dane, who, despite its intimidating appearance, is one of the goofiest fur balls you’ll ever meet. These days, instead of hunting, this dog can more often be found lazing on a couch with humans, which often results in a ton of hilarious pics that we then bring to you. Scroll down to see them!
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Getting Comfortable
I Seriously Cannot Even! Todays Daycare Photo Of My Girl Who Is Absolutely Smitten With George, The Great Dane! The Face Says It All
Great Dane vs. Puppy
Being one of the world’s biggest dog breeds, Great Danes are truly mesmerizing and quite unique animals. One of the biggest factors that makes them stand out so much is their elegant appearance, as there are 10 officially recognized coat hues and/or patterns: black, black and white, blue, brindle, fawn, harlequin, mantle, merle, white, and silver.
And yet, despite their humongous size, these Gentle Giants are exactly as their nickname suggests—gentle. One of their best-known traits is their ignorance of their size; they almost always neglect the fact that they’re too big to be lap dogs.
Thought I’d Share Our Great Dane
Name: Sorbonne Age: 5yrs old. Weight: 66kg. Identifies as: Small lap dog Favourite Activity: Walks or pulling on her ragger Favourite Snack: Ham Naughtiest move: Jumping on the kitchen counter and taking a chunk out of the Christmas turkey Biggest Fear: Bicycles
This Great Dane
Happy Friday! 💙
There are plenty of other ways in which these adorable dogs seem to reject the idea that they’re supposed to be elegant and intimidating. For example, Zeus who, back in 2022, received the Guinness World Record for being the world’s tallest living dog at just over 41 inches, was afraid of rain, which says a lot about his character.
Incidentally, the tallest dog ever recorded in human history is another Great Dane with the same name. Receiving his record way back in 2008, 155-pound Zeus measured 44 inches, reaching a whopping 7 feet 4 inches when standing on his hind legs. For reference, this would’ve made him as tall as Serbian basketball player Boban Marjanović, who can almost dunk without jumping.
Meet Tucker😍🥰🤍
The Reaction I Get When I Tell Him To Get Off The Chair
Does Anyone Else’s Dane Always Rest Their Head On Something As If It’s Too Heavy 😅
However, aside from their impressive size, Great Danes have plenty of other interesting facts. Descending from the Molossian dogs of Ancient Greece, they’re actually neither Greek nor Danish, despite what their name or origins might suggest. Instead, they come from Germany, and are even its national dog breed.
Or perhaps you’d like to know that Chinese writings dating as far back as 1121 B.C., as well as ancient Egyptian drawings, depicted dogs exactly like the Gentle Giants? And if you found that interesting, you might also like to know that in the Middle Ages, these mesmerizing dogs were thought to protect people from nightmares and ward off ghosts and evil spirits.
This last bit is actually part of the reason why Scooby-Doo himself is a Great Dane. Of course, arguably the more important part of the character’s creation was the fact that his creator, Iwao Takamoto, was inspired by a dog of the same breed and name—minus the ‘Doo’—that he owned at the time.
I Photographed True Love Today ❤️
A 135lbs Great Dane and a 10lbs ginger kitty = true love!
Wish I was the proud owner of these two bffs, but these cuties belong to my older sister. I just get the honor of witnessing their heart melting cuddle sessions for the next few days. I hope they bring some smiles to you all, especially if you are finding yourself in need of some warmth.
I Just Want To Be In The Front Seat With Mom🥺
The World's Gentlest Giant On Foster Duty
Ultimately, if there ever were dogs that you could call the embodiment of the saying “Don’t judge the book by its cover,” it’s Great Danes. And that’s exactly what’s so great about them because it shows us that no detail beyond our control can ever define who we truly are. In the end, it’s all in our hands, and everything is up to us.
But hey, who knows? No one can say for sure that there aren’t any super serious and fearless Not-So-Gentle Giants out there, fighting nightmares and ghosts, protecting the world from evil spirits. After all, most myths and legends carry at least a grain of truth.
What did you think about these pictures? Have you had your fill or do you hunger for more? Share it all in the comments below!
Found Our Great Dane Sleeping Like This
Hiding After Being Fussed At
It’s A Big Ass Great Dane In My Building .. And Every Morning Trinidad Give Him A Hug Like They Grew Up Together 😂
My Friend Looked Out Her Window This Morning And Saw Her Great Dane In Great Thought Sitting At The Table!
Topher's 1st Birthday Is This Friday! Ten Weeks, Six Months, And Yesterday
Little Too Big For The Chair
He Won’t Stop Growing - Send Help
Brother's Great Dane Had My Dad's Lil Man Straight Shook By His Mere Existence
The Only One In Our Family Still Enjoying The Stay At Home Order
Duke And Me Looking For People We Could Randomly Bark At
My Lips And I Are A Package Deal - Cute And Loveable 😘
Hello! I’m Brewski And These Are My Cushions
It's important to remind your hooman who is in charge. Any other questions?
Our 9 1/2 Year Old Great Dane Pearl By The Fire Last Night...she Was Shivering So She Got A Blanket!
Ollivander Identifies As A Lap Dog. Side Note. He’s 6 Months Old 😂
Big Dogs Can Be Scared At The Vet Too!
Grandma And Great Grandson
Great Dane Puppy Sitting On Labrador's Head
First Time Our 3 Year Old Great Dane Met Our 2 Month Old Great Dane
Our Handsome 10 Year Old Great Dane
Great Dane Doing What Great Danes Do Best
Big Dog Meets Little Cat
My Puppy, Hodor (Great Dane/Irish Wolfhound) And His New Friend Dewey At Puppy Preschool. Hodor Is 10 Weeks And Dewey Is 11 Weeks
I Think I Have A “Petite” Girl. How Big Are Your Danes?
Hey guys! I would love to know how big (or small) your pups are! This is my goofy girl, Ivy🥰. She is 16 months old. At her last vet visit she only weighed 104lb, but her weight is perfect for her frame currently. I’m thinking she just might be on the “tiny” side. What do you guys think?
Happy To Say I Got My New Quarantine Buddy Loki!
He's Big, But He Doesn't Realize It. Every Morning At 5:30 He Runs Up From His Crate To Get A Few Snuggle Minutes In Before We Leave For Work
Someone times I'm up, sometimes I'm down and sometimes I'm in-between.
Carl Is A 4 Month Old Great Dane And He Is Available For A Nose Boop If Your Friday Isn’t Going Great
Our Kitten Sitting Between Our Great Danes Paws
Otis, My 8 Week Old Great Dane
After A Long Weekend Of Hiking And Rollerblading
Happy Mother’s Day To All The Moms, Dog Moms And Moms At Heart. 💖
That's either a very tiny human or a very huge dog. Gotta love a Dane!
Dane Waiting For Food
Clean your countertops or your countertops will be cleaned for you.
My Parents Great Dane Enjoys Sitting On The Island Chairs Like This
Oh Hey.... Didn’t See You There
Napping With A Great Dane
That One Friend When You're Trying To Take A Photo Together
Note: this post originally had 76 images. It’s been shortened to the top 50 images based on user votes.
I love that SO many on this list DON'T have the docked ears/bobbed tail.
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