Actually, it is an exclamation point she needs. It is an interjection! Help! A thief!

Love it.

D***s are a con in my books..

Hillarious!

At least they never get dirty...

Haha, I love this one.

Once it rings, twice it clinks, and three times it stinks. I've seen this more than three times. It really stinks.

Maybe he was referring to her pretty heart

We have at least one friend who's both...

para los amantes de los gatos

i don't get it :(

Cute!

"There own problems"? I hope that's a joke as well.

This is why I carry a bottle of Wite Out or Liquid Paper with me.

It's like saying: i saw my friends, bugs, and birds. I saw my friends, Bugs and Birds.

Too funny.

Wow did you really missed the pun ? That's sad

This is my type of party.

This is funny.

At least he won't starve!

Tee hee....

I quite often end a sentence flipping the bird !

Grammar nazis would never add a non-capital letter to an all-capital phrase though.

It should be "We'd better". :)

click the buy now button and you can buy these for real

This be the funniest yet .

"My English *Teacher's* Response To A Grammar Nazi" :P

So important.

I like this one, but it is really a matter of dialect.

I believe it's not only me who feels the urge to write grammatically correct comments with correct punctuation and capitalisation here? :D

i m prpsly doong wursr gremr then usul cz its ths

hehehe!

I just might buy one ????

That's what she said

RealLY well

Funny!

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Independent clauses. If they were complete sentences there wouldn't be a semi-colon joining them.

So does cannibalism in extreme situations.

My locality has recently sprouted several signs that read "diversion for over weight vehicles". Damn it, 'overweight' is 1 word! I might have to go round with an indelible marker and add hyphens. That'd be an improvement.

chalk, thank you

Clever!

Cactuses is also an acceptable plural.

Funny 8 years ago. Now, just sad.

Except ?

Hrhr

Commented so the downvoted one won't show

Horrid!

The original was correct. The hunters are deliberately using bad grammar to lure a "Grammar Nazi."