Ya... He went a little crazy there..

Millipede: *sulking in the corner*

One smart Parrot right there.

WHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!! Can imagine that f**k you face

ANGEL: How can i make it undrinkable? GOD: pee in it! That way it will be salty

only if he'd put the heart of a canine

Adam: "What do you mean 'I can't'. What happened to my free will?"

Well, at least according to the old testament god would not really be vegan. Or is sacrifying but not eating an animal vegan? I guess not...

Anteater: hmhmhm...nom nom nom nom nom nom nom...

well, to be fair he already made it undrinkable.

he could have kept the part that they die once their needle on its butts comes off...

poor Blobfish.

GOD: "And for $20 more, I´ll not freeze your a*s off to extinction down the line..." MAMMOTH: "Those were my last $20, I don´t have any money left..." GOD: "Though luck, buddy"

and shimmie he did...

Oh, did you never see a coconut nurture their young? Remember, they are nocturnal!

And let the male carry the babies, lots and lots of babies.

I wonder what the Moth said to receive his sentence.

OOOOOOOOOOF (cause, you know, when there was a swarm of frogs to try and free the people from the egyptians?)

seems like he was trying them all at once

This made me snort! It's so perfect. Lmfao

best creation ever

Snake: Shimmies away

We humans kinda envy you sometimes, you sloths....

G: Give it the perpetual muscle structure of Dwayne The Rock Johnson - A: Who's Dway- - G: Something I've been working on

God: I dont like his attitude, you cant fly

God: no spoilers gecko! that hasn't happened yet! your time will come!

Wouldn't God say OMM (oh my me) instead of OMG (oh my God)?lolll

Good call big guy! Made them economic too! They just eat the grass in the yard

That explains

hooo would have thought. I'm out

Make a furry potato on tiny legs that squeaks.

and also you only live about 13 years because your body grows old faster than humans

[and vegans]

There was a study in Brazil, comparing a public bathroom door (not those chemical stalls), a supermarket cart handle and a money bill. I don't remember the exact "winner", just know that bathroom was the less dirty and I think the cart handle was the dirtiest...

at least he made Weasels very optimistic

angels: but aren't those poisonous! God: also make some of them transparent !!!

A: Camel

So the kind that makes you trip balls are magic?

"What if one of those f****d a saber tooth tiger" Did BoredPanda forget to censor?

God: How bout I c**k-a-doodle-do just that

Tie dye chicken

OOOOOF

Narwhals, narwhals, swimming in the ocean...

God: [creates Thanksgiving]

Hahaha

and they die when it's too dry or when they touch salt and turn into black sludge which is then forever stuck there...

Groan

Must be Adam Levine's shirt.

This. makes literal no sense