Girl here: certifiably accurate. I’m guilty.

If I've been at a pool or in the shower I'm not gonna put the same gross underwear back on. 14 minimum for 7 days is fine.

I though it was, if I sleep on it, I might get to common sense, and see I don't need it?

Yup especially if you bought it 3 weeks before and that money is forgotton about then the new thing only feels like it costs 10 euro

I feel like if you use something everyday, it impacts the quality of your life. Worth it

I’m looking at you, ULTA. Every dang time I feel bad for passing on “free” makeup for only $75.

Yeah, and then they added the taxes and whoosh you‘re paying $55 or so. Means, there are $488 left on the bank account and $38 new dollar to spend…

And that money can then be used to get something you would not spend your own money on because it is spare money

This is valid girl math. Fight me. Actually please don't.

It was in an account you couldn't get to and thus couldn't spend, so yes, free money......which you would need for new deposit, but still...

@Andy Cran (I don’t know if the @ will work but the point is there) I completely agree with what you’re saying, and I consider Mariah Carey a huge a*****e for that, but this really isn’t the best post to talk about it. People came here looking for girl stuff, so they don’t want to see the truth behind abuse towards men. I’m sorry.

Fat Fridays are the best, as nobody can judge you for what you eat!

Meh. I always buy one or more gifts for myself for christmas and birthdays because nobody else is going to do it. I always get what I want #guymath

I'm kind of the same way except that extra money buys stock.

Well duh, you need friends at a concert! I’d rather do nosebleed seats with friends over the pit by myself. 🥹

This mama knows.

wholes day cut up by having to leave the house are ruined so once you are already out of the house, it makes sense to pack in all the stuff you have to do then. 100% behind this

HAHAHAHA..

Cash doesn't count, and the tens/ones left over from your hundreds don't count

I walked to the fridge and back. Does that count?

I don’t care for MISTER Bernard telling me about girl math. Except the Amazon one. That’s true. Good boy.

Yes!! Paid a little bit extra each week by a miscalculation, then at the end of the year, the real estate agent says please could you stop giving us money, it's messing up our books. I was very ok with that proposal

Finally, one that resonates😭

that's just logical...that's just savvy

You can earn free stuff at double the rate. This checks out.

It's funny how, decades ago, cash was "real" and credit cards felt like free money, but now it's the reverse.

Let's be real, this never happens nowadays.

Depending on how many dozens of miles you walked, this could be true.