what happens on the chair, stays on the chair.

I am so type C

the truth in this image... lol

… and for my next trick I'll need a volunteer.

Simon and Garfunkel will forever highlight moments of misery

A tail of woe.

Where Are My Testicles, Summer?

Me and every version of Bubble Witch

That scar/birthmark is relatable

True love 😍

I make jokes for example, that typical thing where you look up and they're standing on the roof all I can think of is" frickin Spiderman" 😂😂

There's always someone that doesn't get it.

She already has one, the dog. Duh.

Her friend will never trust her again.

I absolutely love that Meg’s comics feature bisexuality, diversity, birthmarks and other “flaws” being called beautiful, and of course, this dude rocking his makeup skills!

David Attenborough and the Modern Female in her natural habitat.

Hell yeah I do!

this is so cute!

I'm so sorry for this...but that b******e!

I have one that climbs on me when I'm in bed. I swear it's the same freaking spider.

Evil :)

And the dog has a fly. What a dapper gentleman.

I don't get it

I love this

I always bring the penis cake to the bachelorette party!

Same.

I relate.

That's why you should guve them a piece you devided yourself, never a bite.

lol, this is me, but with my dad

thats my dad right there can i have a bite eats the hole thing

My little sis always do that

Yes, know this one. Sis at 5'11, mother 6'1, dad 5'10, partner 6'1, me 5'2...

Oh, yeah? Just watch me.

This is why we have internet pirates...not that I ever use stuff like that, coz, its bad.

Your dog is trying to tell you something. A: Stop ignoring him by wearing headphones. B: Stop hugging that pillow instead of him. C: Stop putting potentially tasty things in the recycling. D: Okay, I'm not touching that one.

Hahaha, hubby & me :-) <3

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking! That's a lie. I was actually excited that she might be listening to the same podcasts I do!

Ooooor she could be turning into sprigato (weed cat)

Couldn't happen in Germany. You know the person talks about a game because in real life no one gets shot.

What do say to that?!

Yeah but...wine and cheese is awesome

Have you tried sitting on the toilet for hours? Butt cramp is real. Why are the taps tiny stegosaurs? - You can't unsee it now. Those lit candles above the waste paper basket worry me. I pity a plant that has to live its life in a toilet. Okay I'm done now.

These simply must be read in the voice of Sir David Frederick Attenborough

haha so true with your bestie you can do whatever and you and them don't care

Hahaha my poor son was traumatised by a friends dog doing this (this story is grim just a heads up). We were potty training my son and he was doing really well. My husband took him round to see a friend and my son needed to poop, my husband bought the potty and my son successfully completed his business. He was giving a celebratory cheer for a well performed poop... when the dog spotted the potty, dived towards it and ate the contents before any of the horrified onlookers could stop it. My poor son was just horrified, and also a little sad that he was not now able to say 'bye bye' to his poop in the toilet.

Negative Nelly. Irish people do celebrate St. Patrick's Day. I'm not Irish but live in Ireland and each year is so fun , they do know how to celebrate and proud of it .

And she's a bedhog!

Such a polite way and unassuming way to handle the situation

I remember how one guy was so lazy that instead of trying to find the correct DVD from his huge movie collection he just pirated the movie and watched it. That way he did not have to leave the sofa.

The pic of her boyfriend, this is so cute

Or cut it into sections and use one section at a time.

Once I went to a public bathroom and I thought it wasn't occupied but as I go to open the door the guy inside opened the door at the exact same time and we just exchanged the most awkward looks

I use the second method way too often nowadays. saves more money and time.

I'll bet it looked better on her though.

I don't even know what that is

hmmmm. i has mixed feelings

Idk about dogs, but cats don't eat/drink anything cold, probably because they can't smell it. I thought it would be awesome to give my cats cat milk directly from the fridge in the summer since it's a warm country, but they wouldn't even sniff it. When it was room temp they slurped it down as always.