Sell that roomba and get a room full of popcorn

Check out the Johnny Cash song, "One Piece at a Time" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg

That´s dark, I like it :D

Pennywise, the ultimate millennial life hacker... would like to add wears one outfit, travels primarily at night to reduce idling and traffic, not only advocates for population reduction but takes an active role in reducing the cost of living in his community by restricting a landlords ability to increase rent what with all the dead kids, and eventually he finishes almost every meal he's started really reducing food waste.

I like this. It’s cute

😳😳took me longer then i want to admit

Did he clean the lint trap with his upper lip?

New Years Goal: Rekindle old friendships that I've recently ruined

LOLLL

Everybody sing it with me: Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

Cat: Oh no i have been hit with this car. I will need to collect $5,000,000 from you

He dares. Just not as quick as you want him to.

They got us in the first half, not gonna lie

Pro tip: Defer his second birthday for another year. In the meantime, teach him rudimentary reading/math skills and other stuff. By the time he enters kindergarten, your 'four-year-old' (who's actually five at this point) will be more academically advanced than his peers and the teachers will assume he's gifted. If you're worried he'll be taller than his classmates, limit his diet to non-nutritional food to keep his height down. That's what I did with my three boys. Although it would also work for girls.

Nevermind how much those tattoos cost.

aight (dirtifies) (edit: ty for all the likes and compliments, pandas!)

how broke do you have to be to not afford 50 cents

I have told this story before. Moved into a new house in new neighbor hood. I was outside cleaning my throw rugs with an oldtimey wire thing. Cop pulls up, asks me if i heard anything, they have had reports of gunfire. No, i havent. He drove away. I thought " where have i moved to?" . Picked up the rug beater, hit the carpet. Oh.. um my bad. Beat the carpets a little less vigourously from then on.

this is beautiful

Double cheese I see, very smart and frugal man.

this is hella legit... specially when the lights are off because they were Too Much

(Softly) no please don’t

But is yours look realistic enough?

Tupperware at our place is any plastic container with a lid that fits.

Learn how to use photoshop - priceless

I actually did this. Just kept the samples of my senior pictures. Luckily only small watermark in corner.

Before anybody actually tries this. That's likely made from galvanized steel. You could get zinc poisoning or worse if other metals/compounds are present.

I can only focus on the 1% battery 💀

this is amazing

Protein is protein.

And this is why you are supposed to wash your rice first!

This reminds me of an old missionary joke. How you can tell how long a missionary has been in the field? 1st term, they pick out the bugs from the food. 2nd term, they leave the bugs in the food. 3rd term, they put bugs into the food.

In college and broke, cleaned the mold off bacon once, fried it up and ate it. What doesn't kill you just makes you stronger.

More likely rice weevil than tiny cockroaches. Not at all harmful and cook up quite well adding extra protein in the process. "Bon appetit"

That's some desperation...

I learned that in some parts of the world, when they introduced pesticides and cleaner farming practices, a lot of the locals developed perniciousness anemia, because their ancestors had been relying on the insects in the grain for basic nutrients like iron for centuries.

Open bags of rice or grain need to be kept in an air tight container or in the refrigerator or freezer. Otherwise bugs or rodents, or both, will get into it.

The title makes no sense.

😱🤢😱🤢😱🤢

eeewwwww...

IF this is true, it is very sad😔

Hmmm. Soon after I had gotten my first apt, my sisters came to visit. The enterman farms cheese danish I offered them had been found by sugar ants. They graciously asked, ‘how many ants’ and ‘can just just knock them off’?

🤢

Klaus Schwab wants your recipe NOW.....

Im amazed this person didnt' contract a disease. There's a reason noone ANYWHERE eats wild cockroaches. They carry a LOT of disease...