Sell that roomba and get a room full of popcorn

Check out the Johnny Cash song, "One Piece at a Time" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErKI0zWgjg

Pennywise, the ultimate millennial life hacker... would like to add wears one outfit, travels primarily at night to reduce idling and traffic, not only advocates for population reduction but takes an active role in reducing the cost of living in his community by restricting a landlords ability to increase rent what with all the dead kids, and eventually he finishes almost every meal he's started really reducing food waste.

I like this. It’s cute

😳😳took me longer then i want to admit

Did he clean the lint trap with his upper lip?

New Years Goal: Rekindle old friendships that I've recently ruined

LOLLL

Everybody sing it with me: Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time.

Cat: Oh no i have been hit with this car. I will need to collect $5,000,000 from you

He dares. Just not as quick as you want him to.

They got us in the first half, not gonna lie

Pro tip: Defer his second birthday for another year. In the meantime, teach him rudimentary reading/math skills and other stuff. By the time he enters kindergarten, your 'four-year-old' (who's actually five at this point) will be more academically advanced than his peers and the teachers will assume he's gifted. If you're worried he'll be taller than his classmates, limit his diet to non-nutritional food to keep his height down. That's what I did with my three boys. Although it would also work for girls.

Nevermind how much those tattoos cost.

aight (dirtifies) (edit: ty for all the likes and compliments, pandas!)

how broke do you have to be to not afford 50 cents

I have told this story before. Moved into a new house in new neighbor hood. I was outside cleaning my throw rugs with an oldtimey wire thing. Cop pulls up, asks me if i heard anything, they have had reports of gunfire. No, i havent. He drove away. I thought " where have i moved to?" . Picked up the rug beater, hit the carpet. Oh.. um my bad. Beat the carpets a little less vigourously from then on.

this is beautiful

Double cheese I see, very smart and frugal man.

this is hella legit... specially when the lights are off because they were Too Much

(Softly) no please don’t

But is yours look realistic enough?

Tupperware at our place is any plastic container with a lid that fits.

Learn how to use photoshop - priceless

I actually did this. Just kept the samples of my senior pictures. Luckily only small watermark in corner.

Before anybody actually tries this. That's likely made from galvanized steel. You could get zinc poisoning or worse if other metals/compounds are present.

I can only focus on the 1% battery 💀

this is amazing