I think this actually looks great!

Yes! Yes! Yes! I want those!

I'm not even mad, that's amazing. It's a trofy for the food thingie. Legit.

$50

Sorry, we're out of dishes...

Please tell me on the menu that is called "The Gaga"

That's cool

This one made laugh, actually. It's like when a kid asks mom for some, say, lemonade, and she, annoyed and tired, shows the kid where the lemons are, indicating the "do it yourself" message.

shut up an shovel it up your belly

Arty farty strawberry on a chair: $150...The look on that dude's face: Priceless

Is that cotton candy?

A lordly meal. 10/10 would eat .

That olive tree is growing out of it's shirt! Or a chest, maybe? Lol

Yuck!

Some poor bus boy has to fill hundreds of rubber gloves with water then put in the freezer every day, he's pondering his life now.

Lazy arsed cook.

See if Harry Potter's hiding in there!

what are you supposed to eat

the guy has the right attitude to go with it

Beautifully yummy

love this one!

what part of that is meant to be eaten?

Seems like to much of a liability to have barbed wire in front of customers

Waiter: Sir, now we're out of god damn glasses... Chef: Well...see those bags?

they just pickup stuff in the trash

"Showarma on a Bicycle" is now the name of my new hipster band.

Aw these are cute!

Bloody Mary and pork rib?

That's disgusting. Nobody knows what chemicals are in those pads. Like "fresh-smell" stuff.

I like how they get all fancy with the hook...yet use a cheap styrofoam bowl.

When you're out of plates and you improvise, but end up making your restaurant look hipster as fu*k.

A me not eating there, how sure.

they should've put twizzlers instead of shoe lace

Waiter: Sir, we have 10 plates and 20 customers,..what do we do? Chef: I have an idea.

despite all my rage i am still just some booze in a cage

omg - loved the title!!!

So your salad can photosynthesize and wily as you stare at it

Well, that's something I could see myself eating.

How do they get away with safety? After all my years in the industry, I know people aren't smart enough to handle sharp objects in restaurants.

The overall impression for me is, this isn't clean. Echhh

so complicated

Cute!

too much creativity. you don't even know if you can eat this

Lot of thought put into this one then...how to put your customers off eating there.

This look like an easy way to overthrow all the meal by accidentally kicking the racket handle.

That face

bacon ... what did you say? i just stop thinking after he read bacon

What an amazing piece of art... for the wall!

We can't be arsed to set it out for you on a plate so f**k you.