I thought I was the only one doing that!

Looks great

I love this! (Not Kale)

Best correction ever

Still love it

That’s about the only thing that stupid looking after-market spoiler is good for

In my defense, a slightly stressful day is an excellent excuse to consume vast amounts chicken and pizza, and then wash it down with beer...do I have a problem?

Ahhaha the best one here!

I would do this, but I don't have a balcony to look out :(

I got one of these. It really works!

Nah... I just stab them and continue eating in peace

you looks until you lower your expectation enough to eat the pickle out of the jar

*ends up not bothering to cut the pizza*

I love people who can do this sort of multi-cooking and still make super tasty food. Its a feat to achieve as far as my cooking skills are concerned.

This why pizza is consumed in such massive quantities, that and because pizza is life

awww.... cute nose

*Twillight Zone theme*

Literally every time

I see nothing wrong here, moving on...

This is me

it's like Sauron!

In my case that is not just a Christmas present, it also what I got for my birthday, and new years.

Italian DNA

LMFAO

i did that with a sugar documentary

NOT A CHANCE

As a retail worker, this is my cue to go up to that person and say, " Do you need a basket?"

There's always room for dessert, chips, popcorn or something.

I just say I'm grabbing some for my 3 kids and hubby. I'm single.

Is he peeing???

The serving sizes on food packaging really don't make sense. It's best to ignore them.

Well, pizza does have something from every food group. So this works.

Broccoli is the best, what are you people saying???

*gets hand stuck in tube*

The perfect resting b***h face!

I love cats more than I like people.0