Boom in yo face, lol don't think she expected that comeback

And can we please start putting all the wet toppings on the damn side??? Nobody likes soggy nachos

Tip. A teaspoon of Olive oil in the cooking pan makes it much easier to scrape into the garbage after cooking.

I love radishes. Even the hot ones.

According to snopes this is not true. It is from a satire website https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

Good morning.

Maybe one that deactivates instantly when you are cooking but if you are doing it wrong maybe you really need one that works properly😅

It's okay. Your body will tell you "STOP EATING THE MAC AND CHEESE! Here's heartburn and diarrhea and a queasy stomach for days" when it's actually time for you to stop eating the mac and cheese. Until you get there, enjoy it.

Pizza

Avocados have a roughly 1h window between rock hard and brown mess.

Amen.

Italian food is the best. I could happily live on that alone.

"I'm only ordering a small water, I swear!"

Ross Geller: "You threw my sandwich away???? MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!" Best episode ever!

Everybody has done this at least once. Me: Ketchup on a grilled cheese sammie.

food coma

There's some really delicious vegan food, and I know, generally, eating vegan is better for the planet. I can't commit myself to full veganism, but I appreciate people who do.

fud is fud

Literally everyone i know does this.

I hope they make vaccines mandatory for food prep/service.

this man is on another level

This one made me laugh. Fantastic.

That looks like sponge bob vomit.

Looking at both of you too Walkers and Smiths!

"I don't know what makes me more mad, to work with them or the fact that I can't fire them because it's a success"

But that pizza looks good…

That's me too!

There's a reason English doesn't abbreviate assorted...

I feel this cats pain in my very soul.

Every. Time.

The internet is insane.

There is the problem: Diet Coke reduces the blood sugar level and triggers the hunger feeling to bring it up again. It tricks the body in thinking it's a lot of sugar and therefor the body releases insulin, but as there are only artificial sweeteners there's no additional sugar to be processed

Eat more donuts, is what this poster seems to be telling me.

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My work shirt has that same design ^_^;;

Isn't that alcohol??

Those eyes!

baby opossum, dear god it is cute.

99c is going to make a great cup of freshly squeezed juice very cheap!

Maybe you are using different knife. Try the sharper one.

These shows will show the host yelling "1 minute!" and then proceed to show clips of the cooks which are obviously from several minutes earlier. It's completely trashy.

I get bugged when people assume all of a culture's food is spicy without tasting it. I worked at a concession stand that sells mango lassi in the U.S. I can't tell you how many white Americans made comments about avoiding the drink because they don't like spicy flavors. It's literally a yogurt drink with mango. It's not spicy. Try it.

Whichever side has the "everything".

I miss the Sopranos, one of the best shows ever made!

I want to eat John wick 😋

Ooh, stunning dress! Where'd you get it? 😉

Garlic bread,

Fixed that for you! :) the-office...3b422e.gif

I'm very pleased with the fact that the diplayed pizza's do indeed have a 18:12 or 3:2 ratio. Yes, I checked, and no I do not have too much time on my hands. I procrastinate my important tasks. There, happy now? pizzas-616...43d6e4.jpg