Boom in yo face, lol don't think she expected that comeback

And can we please start putting all the wet toppings on the damn side??? Nobody likes soggy nachos

Tip. A teaspoon of Olive oil in the cooking pan makes it much easier to scrape into the garbage after cooking.

I love radishes. Even the hot ones.

"Mini dirt apple" is now on my shopping list.

Ha! I like radishes, but if I was expecting apple would be bummed too

I read this in Gollum's voice. Dirty little appless

Dirt apples is what the French call potatoes.

I'm going to start calling them that and let it trend for a bit around the house . this gives me an idea to start calling all the fruits and vegetables a completely different name and see if it catches on to my kids.

exACTLY

I love that name for them

Dirt apples? How dare you Mike...

My partisan rebel organizer (Italian)father in law was imprisoned in Mathausen (concentration camp) during WW2... barely survived, as they left, they walked to the nearest village, where yes he first person they saw was a woman tending her garden. She picked all of her crop- radishes- and gave it to the men. Fresh from the soil, My father in law said that the radish was the sweetest thing he ever ate. I never was a fan of radishes until I read his story (he died before I met his son) but now, every time I eat a radish I think about him and all of the people who suffered through wars. TL/DR: suffering war makes any food taste sweet

Mini dirt apples! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Satan's b@lls.

This is what I am forever calling radishes.

Are there really people alive who don't know what a radish is?

According to snopes this is not true. It is from a satire website https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/

Good morning.

Maybe one that deactivates instantly when you are cooking but if you are doing it wrong maybe you really need one that works properly😅

It's okay. Your body will tell you "STOP EATING THE MAC AND CHEESE! Here's heartburn and diarrhea and a queasy stomach for days" when it's actually time for you to stop eating the mac and cheese. Until you get there, enjoy it.

Pizza

Avocados have a roughly 1h window between rock hard and brown mess.

Amen.

Italian food is the best. I could happily live on that alone.

"I'm only ordering a small water, I swear!"

Ross Geller: "You threw my sandwich away???? MY SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!" Best episode ever!

Everybody has done this at least once. Me: Ketchup on a grilled cheese sammie.

food coma

There's some really delicious vegan food, and I know, generally, eating vegan is better for the planet. I can't commit myself to full veganism, but I appreciate people who do.

fud is fud

Literally everyone i know does this.

I hope they make vaccines mandatory for food prep/service.

this man is on another level

This one made me laugh. Fantastic.

That looks like sponge bob vomit.

Looking at both of you too Walkers and Smiths!

"I don't know what makes me more mad, to work with them or the fact that I can't fire them because it's a success"

But that pizza looks good…

That's me too!

There's a reason English doesn't abbreviate assorted...

I feel this cats pain in my very soul.

Every. Time.

The internet is insane.

There is the problem: Diet Coke reduces the blood sugar level and triggers the hunger feeling to bring it up again. It tricks the body in thinking it's a lot of sugar and therefor the body releases insulin, but as there are only artificial sweeteners there's no additional sugar to be processed

Eat more donuts, is what this poster seems to be telling me.

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My work shirt has that same design ^_^;;

Isn't that alcohol??

Those eyes!

baby opossum, dear god it is cute.