The ONLY thing I don't procrastinate at...

xD

If that works all the time, just imagine the lives saved. ;D

Gotta love how both think it's a good idea

No milk .... just 3-1/2 dozen homemade chocolate chip cookies . Mmmm...................

Yep, that's me, a real ice cream addict. :D

Suddenly I'm just not hungry anymore, this morning. :(

Just imagine what he could have loaded on to a large plate. Think Positive. ;D

boredpanda doen'st share food! - joey

Of course you deserve it, every accomplishment is a reason to celebrate

Ahahhahaahhhaa, I love her abs! "Yes, ma'am." LOL for real.

absolutely this

That's the spirit!

Oh, oh, oh........I Love It! I Love It! :D

and chips are the offering to the temple

I believe that somehow he just knew this was about to happen. ;O

So me!! Why the hell does that happen? I eat super healthy stuff which also takes great, but then I get cravings for some junk after!

Cool animation!

This is love.

Hmm...I will try tomorrow i guess...

OMG! This is so me at work! lol

It is kinda of sad but why am I laughing

The tongue has a mouth. Why does it creep me out so much?

Cool names for foods "Lay'd", "Buttella" (best :D ) and "Cheepos" :D

3 bites? pff amateur.

i will say yes lol

This is exactly why I no longer take ice cream home after shopping. :(

HAHAHA this one is hilarious! Leaves suck without dressing!

For me it's Italian dressing. I drizzle that stuff on salads like there's no tomorrow.

Eat, you'll feel better.

Always. "What did you eat for dinner?" "The kids' leftovers."

she's was still large hearted enough to give the box.

I ship it

This should be the top!

With all of the food warnings and recalls, does anyone have a good recipe for raw chocolate chip cookie dough???

That's actually pretty yum!

HAHA!! When my kids were little, I always did this to them - told them it was the sandwich monster LOL

That's pretty sweet of her that she left a slice for the rest :D

Scanted candles are the worst thing in existence, particularly if they mock food smell!

Relationship goals, right there!

It's good to see that his relationship with food is going well :)

Lol, love this one xD

Why didn't I think of that when I was growing up? :(

Aww, this is sad :(

AHHH WAIT FOR MEEEEEE!!!

Have to admit, that's pretty smart

Did you guys know that the "Erised" is just "desire" spelled backwards?

Well his dreams are coming true! XD

She literally looks like me

A lil creepy if you ask me..

Honestly I just know that this will ultimately happen, so I just go for the whole thing Straight away 😂

My friend

Why does it have to be that way? One day, its there next to you, and then suddenly its gone before you know it. One day you can eat anything and everything, and then suddenly you start blowing up like a balloon? :( Oh-No-593f...ccd294.gif

Mine was a peach-flavored cheesecake for my 14th birthday - I'm 40 now. Sigh....

that would be me

Who knew I was a sloth...

.....can chew. I just swallow them whole. :D

...Why did I laughed so hard over this? Lol!

OMG is that bubble tea with pearl