Also, when there is only ''healthy food'' in the fridge, you consider that the fridge is empty! ;-)

How true!

I always think about food when working out. Actualy, on a two hour workout this is the topic that comes to my mind after five minutes...

Cutting vegetables in a nutshell. One for the pan, one for the mouth, one for the...

Throw peppers on there, I'm golden.

YESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! ;-) Cake-57ebd...734438.jpg

or you can say you're hungry because you're mean

Cause food is Bae! ;-) edBreakfas...2aa37e.jpg

I prefer: "Because I love you I got pizza for us."

yas me every diddly darn day

thinking of better food than toast

Same with meetings, company dinners etc.

Would love me some of that uranium :D

Shouldn't the legends be reversed?

TO the people who say the last one ... well, my parents didn't raise a quitter.

"JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!"

i'll add people who makes fries

Tacos are not just for Tuesdays, they should be celebrated and devoured ANY day!

ramen are not easy on stomach, they're hard to digest

A friend told me once, that I didn't understand how hard her breakup was because I've never been hurt by a love one, false, I have burned the roof of my mouth by many a pizza slice, so I know all to well, the pain of having a loved one betray and hurt you!

#accurate

Last week, running late, I came into the kitchen in my faculty building and asked "Is the conference lunch still in progress?" The lady said: "Sorry, darling, it's finished and I've packed all the leftovers and handed them to the organizers." I wasn't looking for the conference food (though I could have, being one of the participants.) I was looking for the people. But apparently I have the words "I love food" written across my face. Even on the rare occasion I'm not actually looking for it, people feel the need to explain and be sorry if there's none ;)

instead of people put food

damn... i Wonder how i make 3 kids then

what you say- may i have some chips..... what you mean- can i have the whole bag and the rest of ur snacks..... LUKE I AM UR FATHER!!!!!

Story of my life! :') LayerCake-...fd0b13.jpg

i almost got it... 2 hours later i almost got it...

T R I G G E R E D

100% true.

This is so true. I always buy the light mayonnaise and ending having so much more of it :P

People who eat a small piece of chocolate and put the rest back in the fridge.

True story!

I actually have an old purse that is larger that I refer to as my movie purse.

true they're no middle

Strange party...

Seems legit!!! ΧD

Haha. SO true!!

WHAT???? NO BACON???

Remember seeing a cute dog eating tasty food.

Sorry, but in the Western world the spending on food is ever dropping. Thus, you can eat a lot without spending a lot. Coffee is another story...

Mostly I try to figure out how to get that scale with cookies in the middle of the table closer to me without anyone noticing

change someone by 'your girfriend'