That's how counsel... rolls :D I'm going to regret that

Send 10 dollars in a brown paper bag!

Brew can do it!

This one made me laugh out loud

Make sure they're tastier too

Life is full of disappointments

You CANT be mad at this

What is that kind of punishment??? Let's punish averyone for the one guy that messed up? I hope no one is sick or this gonna be a real mess.

These cans! All are alike.

Food thieves are worst, Still the last one is funny!

But short people need jobs, too! That's discrimination!

I laughed way too hard at this. Handel does look rather taken aback!

LOL !

That's a good assessment

Yeah.. you gotta deal with it, like it or not.

My friend told me he couldn't stand, being in a wheelchair

That seal looks so frightened to be removed.

Makes sense

bossed it, as I was reading the 16 year old's note I was thinking shes going to wish she didn't do that...

Because the old one went Kraang and stopped working...

Open coffee can, get a fistful, shove it down your throat and drink warm water. Ta-Da!

Hoogabooga man maybe...

When it's ajar!

Look at all the pin holes at the bottom of the notice. Lol

Somewhere an environmentalist hippie is crying at the use of so much paper

I've bin recycling

I like comic sans. Am i weird?

O days without a spelling mitsake...

I want to take part in this game and make it a hell lot messier!

That one cross and a wink 🤣🤣🤣

But I'm omnivore (as are most people).

Waiting for the guy who says "Uh, no, it means employees must wash their own hands. Duh!"

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!

Daves unite!

Someone please add - "And leave the bones for the dog"

Dear fellow grammar nazi, I salute you!

As a public service the second note should have included this URL: https://www.boredpanda.com/multi-level-marketing-pyramid-scheme-explained/

Oww, this is a nice one. It's so beautifully sarcastic.

I feel for the person who wrote the original note tho. Pot smells absolutely horrible and I hate it when I go to social events and someone decides to start smoking pot inside. Can't imagine what it's like not being able to get away from that stench in your own room.

So evil, I love it

this is what i bite my tongue to 50% of time, when i'm with my friends who have children. (the other 50% of time i do to "shut the f**k up before i beat the hell out of you, brat")

We make excuses for the violence in our culture, and especially in our media, by telling anyone upset by it that they're being a pussy. This kind of horror tv series is not "the realities of life" And I believe violent media desensitizes people and makes them less empathetic. I think we should worry less about being pussies, and more about being kinder. Now since no one else who commented agrees with me, have fun ripping me apart.

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All different for different walks of life. If my kid is afraid of clowns, I will not dress up as a clown and jump out of his wardrobe when he is trying to sleep. Der

"Never handicap your children by making their lives easy" - Lazarus Long

my neighbors' kids are mean little $h!+s who don't care about anybody else. I'd be more worried about them copying horror movies!

That image traumatizes ME. It's seriously gross. I mean, I don't agree it "traumatizes" me or children, and I largely agree with the note. However, I DON'T want to be forced to see that. It seriously grosses me out, and not something I want to just happen upon. And yes, if I were there, I wouldn't have to look at it in a sense. However, I would have to look at it FIRST before I would know I didn't want to look at it. So, yes everyone who saw it was in a sense forced to see it.

It doesn't need to be a problem if your kid sees scenes from horror movies but the key is that you tell him/her it's all totally fake. Shielding them can make it more traumatizing later, if they see it within your supervision. 'The making of' - video's are a great way to show them that none of the gruesome effects are real.

I think you'll find that 'alien' had a name. they were Xenomorph XX121's, and if you just gave them the time to find out what they were really like I think you'd have found them just splendid creatures, not just Internecivus raptus ["murderous thief"].

Our parents never shielded us from anything they watched. Scary or otherwise. I think my brother and I turned out pretty good considering. I find it silly when parents are like "oh i cant let them see that." well they may decide to watch it on their own one day so what does it matter?

So simple yet so efficient

Rules don't apply to mgmt! :(

Using that font is out of order.

Jesus would turn the Cokes into wine. - Me 3:16

that looks like the kind you'd find in a second hand store