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If there's one place where you can encounter a bunch of different situations - it's an airplane. From that annoying passenger sticking their feet in your space to the weird woman with an extra seat for her stuffed animal to "just a little turbulence" - the situations can be funny, awkward, and even scary! Luckily, people like to post their experiences online, and then we here at Bored Panda pick out the best ones for you! So keep on scrolling to take a look at Bored Panda's list of posts that anyone who has been on an airplane can relate to, and don't forget to vote for your favorites. (h/t)

#1

Funny Flight Post

cuddle_enthusiast Report

Hans
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This panda gets better in-flight service than most of us.

bronwyn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Of course he does, he is cuter and less demanding than most of us ;)

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over opinionated
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on pandas push this to number one. He's one of our own.

Hans
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even though he is not really bored...

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Steph Anie
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ehm... sorry mate... could I... maybe... pet your panda??? 😍♡

Arty
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yes...but no...http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2245622/Shocking-panda-bear-hoax-photo-flying-China-Airlines-business-class-China-U-S-fools-thousands-online.html#ixzz2Ef2mi97N

Master Markus
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks more like a stuffed animal than anything, so I decided to take the initiative: http://www.snopes.com/panda-on-a-plane/

Sheralyn
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sad to say this is a hoax: http://www.snopes.com/panda-on-a-plane/

Little letitia
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No s**t captain hindsight, who the f**k pays for an economy seat for an endangered species!?

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Katinka Min
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read it about it before. It's not real. But it's a great pic, nonetheless :-D

over opinionated
Community Member
8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yay it made it to number one! Thanks pandas!

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    #2

    Funny Flight Post

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd talk back. :)

    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would be my personal mission to convince that dog to come over to my lap during the flight ;)

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the only types of passengers next to me that I'd talk to... the others being cats or the people I actually am travelling with

    Stephanie Corbitt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would so love having this puppy next to me!

    Bianka Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would love having a puppy next to me on a plane! If the owner's nice enough, I wuould have something to play with during the flight :)

    ''-Kelly Hughes-''
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He would make the fight go by so much quicker

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the most squeedorable passenger ever.

    Debra Baldwin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have cuddled that dog through the whole flight.

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    #3

    Funny Flight Post

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo could have been any older two people... and i would have still found it touching.

    Jo Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's just their traditional outfits make the picture. It's lovely.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is rather nice than "worst flight", isn't it?

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did Bored Panda change the title of this post? Cuz it doesn't say anything about "worst flights" that I can see.

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    Melissa Nunya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally relatable for first time flyers

    Nini
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww, this is so cute!

    bronwyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is me every time i go on a plane

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's adorable. They're having the best day of there lives.

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    #4

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy to see that this person took the better way out and played back with the baby, thus making EVERYBODY happy. A lot of people would have ignored the child, and then been the first to complain about a screaming baby.

    Conni Robertson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love babies no matter where they're encountered. It's pure magic. Make silly faces at them when they cry...it srsly helps..both ppl :)

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would make flying so much better for me. bonus playtime with any baby is great.

    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies on planes are the worst!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the parents probably were asleep. Happened to me on a 10 hour flight. Time schedule. 0:00-0:30: parents awake, baby calm. 0:30-9:30: parents asleep, baby screaming like a siren. 09:30-10:00: parents awake again, baby calm. Horrible flight for everyone (including especially the baby), perfect experience for the parents.

    Claire Von Hirdler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have offered to hold babies on long flights, and boy that can really help.

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    #5

    Funny Flight Post

    FatJohnLocke Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What else than "the hunger games" would you call US$ 20 for a sandwhich?

    Scribbles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They know you're hungry...and desperate.

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    #6

    Funny Flight Post

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    Weird Theater Geek
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was body shaming then realized it was the guy from lost

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person at the window is or looks like one of the tv characters of the tv serie Lost. And lost begins with a airplane crash...

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    Tami Lacy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet he flies sometimes just to watch people look around for the other actors from Lost.

    Ashton Webber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he gonna sink the plane oh no !!!!!!!!

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    #7

    Funny Plane Tweet

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money well spent. The Wi-Fi not the seat. Hopefully it was just empty.

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that one of those fun cat beds? Is there a cat inside that?! lol

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a cat thingie to lie in between the two breadthingies of the hamburger ... I hope someone gets my because this is a crapy explanation of my

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...you paid some bucks for WiFi. This girl obviously paid for a whole seat for her favorite fluffy-cuddle-cheeseburger. Way to go!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh you should see me and my narwhal stuffie, whenever the seat next to me is free, that's where my narwhal sits, I even put the TV on for him and put the tray table down. One extra nice flight attendant gave him some pretzels once

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Silence of the lamb burgers.

    bronwyn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a cat in there? cool ! well trained cat. safest way i have ever seen for cat to travel.

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    #8

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    Natika Rae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't STAND people who do that. I have big, long, frizzy/curly hair, which is quite common where I live, and would never think to intrude on other people's personal space with it just to be comfortable. But I find myself and my backpack being used as a shelf in public transportation all the time. So rude :/

    Samantha Rodriguez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's when you use your hair as a defense mechanism and drape it over your backpack;)

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    Elisabete Silva
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I always want to take scissors to the plane. But they never let me...

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he has a good sense of humor about it. Not sure I would.

    Maureen Keeler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Drop your tray and "accidentally" pull half her hair out. She won't do that again.

    Lorraine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The second reason for chewing gum on flights.

    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's just gross! Why would anyone do that?

    Steph Anie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's why scissors are no longer allowed on planes... too many bad haircuts and complains

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    #9

    Funny Plane Tweet

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember when they made me dump HALF of my jar of cactus jelly. I have to wonder just who figured out that it was the full jars of jelly that did all the damage, whereas half a jar was not much of a threat.

    Alex Guzman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but knitting needles are allowed

    phattiusmax
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, I can take my 10 inch aluminum needles on-board, which I could easily stab someone with. Yay, crafting!

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Security theather for the win! Let us just feel saver and give up freedom, while paving the way for those who mean real harm. (Sorry: sarcasm. A lot of.)

    Frances Barrett
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my Daughter had a jar of mango chutney taken off her from france to UK. I'm hoping the customs enjoyed it.

    Kenadee Bickford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you also cannot have fingernail clippers on airplanes

    Scribbles
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They said I couldn't bring Fluffy on the plane. Who's Fluffy? None other than my pet dragon! Sure he lights things on fire and maybe burned down a house or two, but we'll be fine. He's still a little baby. But the TSA said I couldn't bring him. They said they could hold my flight, but I was too salty to want anything.

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is Fluffy a little red dragon from Rick Cook's "Wiz" series, by any chance?

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hijack no... but sabotage : certainly !!!

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be some serious MacGuyver-ing.

    Lilia Davtyan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never had any problems, just pretend you don't speek English

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    #10

    Funny Flight Post

    He drank an entire bottle of some duty free alcohol. Then he tried grabbing the women who were sitting next him screaming that we're going to crash. Finally he started chocking a guy next to him and that's when a huge crowd restrained him and tied him up. This was 2 hours into a 6 hour flight. Did I mention that he was spitting on random people on the plane!

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the man next to you was going to stab him with a pen should he have escaped!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We hope you enjoyed your flight with us today, and would like to welcome you on board again, soon."

    Shana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't understand why it's allowed to drink on (or before) flights... Yes most people will know not to drink too much, but you hear enough stories of planes having to land because people got too drunk and started fighting on the plane etc...

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than the recent diversions that have forced passengers to be three and four hours late to their destinations because of some lunatic like this. Hope he learned a lesson.

    Lilia Davtyan
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully you enjoy your flight with free HD real entertainment.

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    #11

    Funny Flight Post

    csquaredisrippn Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I would have started laughing out loud.... glad this person got a photo of it!

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "...a wild d**k appears."

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are many d***s on planes, as we all know!

    Abigail Lia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I am sick of these m***********g d***s on this m***********g plane!" #SnakesOnAPlane

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why yes, my hat does look like a giant.......

    Ashton Webber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how they get the penis there??????!!!?!?!?!?!?!? thats not aloud. Airplane security : ( )() () (

    Alusair Alustriel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one got me laughing :D Were I on that plane, I'd keep giggling all the time xD

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    #12

    Funny Plane Tweet

    DanMentos Report

    Karolis Stašys
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilot - should we inform the pilot? Co-pilot - you are the pilot! Pilot - oh...

    Rebekah Crain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this the same flight we saw Hurley on earlier in this BoredPanda thread? ;)

    #13

    Funny Plane Tweet

    thisstuartlaws Report

    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too clever! The next best thing would be if his traveling companion were named "Flight Attendant"

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never seen chat. I've played virtual checkers with passengers before, though. :-)

    Juana
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I played the trivia game and cleaned house. Only like 2 other passengers were playing though.

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    Jhoa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sound amazing! A Plane group chat :D

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What's that burning smell?"....."What's that ticking sound under my seat?"

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    #14

    Funny Flight Post

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    Heather Cox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf kinds of movies are they playing on flights. Doesn't look very family friendly to me.

    Godspeed
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now a special massage demonstration.

    #15

    Funny Plane Tweet

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    Teresa Young
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Appalling! Should definitely be allowed hahahahahahaha! Love this so much!

    Clara Bunnell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your children are your responsibility and you shouldn't make someone else suffer because you just don't want to

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    Septia Yudhi Nugraha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would gladly take the baby, if I can take the mother too..

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    #16

    Funny Plane Tweet

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    Johnny Slapstick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he have to remove his shoes when going through security?

    An Ambitious Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gives a whole new meaning to "duck boots"!

    chachkimooch
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love his little duck booties!

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's wearing little duckie boots!

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    #17

    Funny Flight Post

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    Marilyn Holt
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No they are not. Some turkeys are mean. Some dogs are mean. Some people are mean. Maybe people who don't want someone too have a therapy pet are mean. All generalities are false. (including this one).

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Therapy turkey. If that job doesn't work you can always eat him.

    Ashton Webber
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would put that 'thing' in a wood chipper

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's therapy for people who have night terrors, so they can switch from their normal night time torture to dreaming of this scary bastard.

    Rebekah Crain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in God's name has a therapy turkey?! Or is it the human that's the therapy pet for the turkey? LoL

    Dracule Mihawk
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not trust a turkey. They seem pretty aggressive.

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I volunteer at a community farm (kinderboederij its called in dirc

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dutch) and I feed the cheeps goats chickens and ducks. There is also a turkey. He is really noisy and is eyes look likes he want to attack you.so I don't like turkeys anymore

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    #18

    Funny Flight Post

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering that the feet's owner is not aware of them, you should have decorated them a bit.

    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha, could've gotten away with that on snapchat ;) as you wouldn't be physically touching them.

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you ever think of testing their resistance to tickling ? I so would have...

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some magic-marker would do a miracle. And when she see your "art" you play dead. Or deaf.

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they're well taken care of.

    Evie Fick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is really pretty outside

    Heather Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god this guy had a sense of humor. I would have poked them til she got the clue and moved her feet.

    Heather Cox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This little piggy went to the market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef, and this little piggy had none. But this little piggy went weee weee weee weee, literally, and should've stayed home if they don't want hot water dumped on them.

    Heather Cox
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay. That's mean. Perhaps I would just place a mint on the feet.

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    Vervelende Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not just asking the person behind you to remove them?

    Wendy
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is frikken disgusting~!!!

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    #19

    Funny Plane Tweet

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to study airports. :) Bottle of water on the way between two gates: 10$. On the corner ofthe way between two gates: 8$. In the food area: 6$. At the duty free shop: 4$. At the corner of the ugliest shop: 2$. And water from the tap only reachable after running arround for minutes: free.

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once I got stuck in an airport (problems of flying standby) and I went to the same store so many times for food and drinks that the lady just gave me the stuff for free the next time I walked in

    Nathalie Hidalgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it 10$ or $10? What's with this thing I've been noticing more lately with the "$" sign after the number?

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    #20

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    stefanobettega Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is a voodoo doll of the flight's captain...

    #21

    Funny Flight Post

    jonbuchan Report

    Violet Spencer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    furbys are banned because otherwise they would take over the plane

    Johnny Slapstick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just don't get water on them or feed them after midnight and you're good.

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    Cat Meow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I wanted to play with my 20-year-old-but-still-working GameBoy. Damnit.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I tnhink gameboys are the most likely thing still to encouter. They seems to be indestructible, and they are still quite fun.

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    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Darn! I really wanted to use my boom box, Game Boy, Disc Man, and huge brick phone on the flight. :-(

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the thing on the far right beside the Walkman and video camera a calculator? You couldn't use calculators?

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No calculators when taking off or landing. They used to make the plane crash. Just like cell phones used to, but now they're okay.

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    Heather Keedy Bateman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No walkie talkies?! What kind of world IS this?!?

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    #22

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    Pantalooney Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the movie's title? Probably "The 10 worst plane crashed of the 20th century" or "The history of aviation hijacking".

    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans, I'm getting the feeling you fly waaaaay too much?

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    Ash Ohansi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the first letter is capitalised, it means the egyptian goddess.

    Rebekah Crain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a long intl flight I was on in the early 90s the inflight movie had a commercial plane getting hijacked. Can't say that was reassuring.

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get off immediately !!! (part II)

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    #24

    Funny Plane Tweet

    mark_essig Report

    Daniëlle Raats
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is said he is not flying outside next to the plain.

    Hayley Lightcap
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably, but in order to have a pet duck in most states you have to get the wings clipped or let them migrate. This duck has never flew.

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    Eyal Narkiss
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old Chinese proverb: Duck on plane is like fishbowl in submarine.

    htbq
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hes migrating and sticking his tongue out to fellow ducks who actually have to flap.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a Farside comic of this exactly.

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    Trine Løften
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I believe I can flyyyyyyyy, I believe I can touch the skyyyyy

    Lupin Duabuipanda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Daniel: Who the F**k say ducks can't fly.

    Anna Adam
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm no one. No one says ducks can't fly. I mean... they fly.

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    Glenys Stone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Taking the easy way home 😜😂

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    #25

    Funny Plane Tweet

    jakefogelnest Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After vertical videos, this is just the next logical step.

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he likes the black bars. Or he's just a weirdo.

    Heather Cox
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    8 years ago

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    really? Oh poor you.

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    #26

    Funny Plane Tweet

    penelopetrunk Report

    Ellie Attebery
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens ALL the time! Believe me I work @Ted Stevens International Airport. I have chased bags to find either someone's phone or purse.

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That feeling of embarrassment is gonna last until her grave... :-D

    Eirich Agasid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure its just a misunderstanding

    #27

    Funny Flight Post

    Zems91 Report

    Luis Costa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    where on earth did you go that no one else wanted to?

    Arty
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even understand this kind of flight is allow to leave (economically and environmentally speaking)...suppose there was no other solution, yet plain stupid

    Annabelle Johnson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me when I was a kid my mom signed me up for public swimming lessons, I was the only one there so I got private lessons.

    ~Ravenclaw~ OwO
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GRAB ALL THE CHOCOLATES AND THE BISCOFF!

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No matey - should have been tears and lots of praying. “Dear God please help ‘?.? Airlines’. I’m the Only Passenger today and their Airline is losing a lot of money on this flight. Please help them, I feel embarrased and bow my head in shame. Cockpit staff announce to no one but me, ETA, Weather and Flight Height. Cabin Staff offer me refreshment and blankets without respite, meanwhile my jovial mood turns to self doubt mixed with anxiety as I find myself attempting to accept something from everyone - their happiness becoming my raison detre. Please God help them fill their seats - I fly back home next week & pray you act swiftly. Amen”. That is How Ya Shoulda felt!

    Alex Foster
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had an entire Boeing 757 all to myself once. I was told they had to have the plane at the destination, so the flight had to go anyway.

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised they wouldn't just cancel the flight and make you take another one!

    Daniela Platon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Planes get scheduled out from their next destination, so a cancellation would mean no tail for what could be a full flight out of the next location. We’ve had rescue flights with one guest, I had to hussle him past the security line, and everyone was mad at me :(

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    #28

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    SlimJones123 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...this really needed no words. I cannot possible think of any more frightening sight on a plane start...

    John Ashley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about being on a small, twin engine, 6-seater in flight for ten minutes (of a 30 minute flight) when the plane makes an unscheduled landing, the pilot gets out, goes to the luggage bay behind an engine nacelle, opens it, closes it, bangs on it with a fist and latches it, comes back in and takes off. Find out a year later the airline was shut down for not making required maintenance on planes. And people wonder why I don't fly.

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    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let's losely tape a piece of paper to the side of the engine and watch people freak out over it at take-off"

    Paul Galbreath
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez people, it's only one part, not like there isn't a million more parts that are not falling off.

    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL aiming to win the Nobelprizes for optimism and sarcasm at the same time? :'-)

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    Jade
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is what happens when you leave your phone on during takeoff/landing.

    Kati Trottier
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my gorram ship?!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's just a cover and not really all that big a deal, but the mere fact that stuff is falling off the plane at all does not instill much confidence.

    Tali Barak
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is your Captain speaking ,for reaching the desired altitude, we needed to shed some weight...and also no desserts today

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me want to fly. No... just no

    chris K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks worse than it is. Someone forgot to put the screws back in the cover. Won't affect the aircraft much unless they bang into something on the way. You'd be amazed how many planes turn up at their destinations with less bits than when they started.

    Álvaro Andrés Palacios Lara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ”good evening, this is the captain and I need one passenger from the left side of the plane to move to a seat on the right side. Thank you."

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    #29

    Funny Plane Tweet

    arthurmeyer13 Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you should have written something like "This guy next to me is watching over my shoulder. And that as I had almost finished the therapy. Now the medication is failing me. I think, dear diary, I get the feeling to kill again. No...I now know. I must kill."

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    #30

    Funny Flight Post

    wumyster Report

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least this one is wearing socks.... But man, the invasion of personal space! Why do people think this is okay?

    Lilya
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No socks is better! Socks make it stink mor...

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    Yvonne Bernal
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slam his ankle and then tell him it's "time to retract your feet".

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are pigs. What this guy think?! My feet aren't visible? He just doesn't care. Yay.

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have no class

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please keep all feet in the FAR F*****G AWAY FROM ME position during the flight.

    Enzo Gabaldon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would order a coffee and spill some on his feet "accidentally"

    Kenadee Bickford
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if i were that little girl i would have tickled the foot to make them get a hint to move it

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    #31

    Funny Plane Tweet

    gritindustrial Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple answer: have you seen flying tanks?

    Jose Quesada
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antonov_A-40

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    Petra Madsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've wondered this myself, but apparently it's very expensive and heavy :/

    Lindy Lou
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lots of reasons.... ability to actually fly... cost.... economic effects...

    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to steal a joke. Is GRITBOT Dane Cook?

    Julia Hoffman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Credit goes to comedian Steven Wright

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    #32

    Funny Plane Tweet

    alixmcalpine Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never clap. I just don't get it. It's like "Yay! The pilot did their job and didn't kill us all!" *clap*

    Arend Kant
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. How many other professions get aplause for just doing their job?

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    Rainbo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure there are worse things to look for in a potential mate...

    Julia Pi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk whats so bad about clapping, I am REALLY REALLY THANKFUL for my life, so i can at least give the crew some credit ?

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, just send him on a few flights with US airlines, the capping will stop soon. Particularly if he paid for full-priced tickets and realizes the lack of convenience.

    Anastacia
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because in Russia there is a tradition to clap after landing every time. Doesn't mater was the landing difficult or not

    Bianka Nagy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always clap. I'm terrified of flying and the relief just bursts out when we land :D

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well depends on how harrowing the descent was. I’ve clapped after one landing. When the tarmac is so close you can taste it and the plane is still going full speed whilst the pilot’s brake is fully on and all the on board parachutes have been released in an attempt to slow plane down before we all die; as moments later the plane bites into the bitumen and subsequently every living and inanimate thing within the cabin feels both relief and terror as we ricochet forward - the seatbelt and secure overhead compartment now the Real Heroes of the Flight. So yeah! Too Right it’s OK to clap!

    bentocat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only experienced an applause once and that's when we were stuck in a foreign country for days while it's volcano interrupted, 3 flights cancelled and this one almost cancelled. We were all tired and stressed but happy to finally be back home, the whole plane erupted in an applause.

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    #35

    Funny Plane Tweet

    gym_momentum Report

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    #36

    Funny Plane Tweet

    francosoup Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She obviously believes that airport security controls actually increase security...

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, she's saying that we seem to have abandoned any sense of controlling potential dangers, so why not end the effing TSA nonsense too.

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    yynxs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What makes you think you will be allowed to fly?

    Nathalie Hidalgo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you get to bring 150mL? I thought the limit was 90?

    #37

    Funny Plane Tweet

    mabaza10 Report

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just open the door and ask you to leave at 50,000 feet.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Broken parachute, "and you'll think twice next time". Lol

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    #38

    Funny Plane Tweet

    little_moke Report

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and the band kept playing...

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God he went to sleep...

    Tracey Martens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like the "Home Alone" guy.

    Wendy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buddy better wake up PDQ if there is an evacuation ... lol

    #39

    Funny Plane Tweet

    PassengerShame Report

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who is very tall, I will partially defend this man by saying that the gap between seats is never big enough to put your legs straight forward if you are anything over 5'8". I'm 6'9" so anything other than diagonal is not an option. But he should be pointing both legs towards the aisle, if he's in the aisle seat. If he's in the middle seat of 3, people on both sides of him are out of luck and someone needs to swap with him!

    Bridgette David
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you posted. When I first looked I thought the guy was being a total jerk. But after reading your post it is now clear that he really cannot fit his leg in there in a straight position. If I were him I would explain the problem to my seat mates and see what we could work out to accommodate everybody.

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    Napo Allenius-Tapiovaara
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took the bus once and I went to sit next to a large man who didn't move a bit. I called my husband and asked him if his stomache was ok. We were at a party earlier and half of the guests are having digestion problems. I was feeling a bit sick too, I said. The man tried to be as tiny as he could and didn't touch me once after that.. 😎

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Before i start this mini rant please be aware I am a woman) this while "manspreading" c**p needs to stop. Whatever your gender or sex is just be aware of ohers and their personal space. On another note, men have these things called testicles, and they are fragile and easily hurt. Men need to keep their legs open a bit so they don't hurt themselves. I'm grateful my ovaries are inside me where I don't have to worry about them. Lol.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, it's really about being impolite. The only other explanation is that some men have ludicrous testicles. Mine do fine when not sitting with my legs spread. I even sit cross-legged on occasion and have witnessed many other men doing the same.

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    Pablin Mendez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats the most annoying situation that you can live in a airplanr, bus, subway or train...

    Roos
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its crapy for her but also for him, he is just really big and long

    Karla Picoche
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like you have a new boyfriend... beat the s**t out of him!

    Glenys Stone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, nope nope! I would do the same back, pushing his knee back over to his lane.

    Sam Leigh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couple rolled up blankets positioned between you and keep adding as the leg gets moved back into the correct position.

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    #40

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    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously doubt accidentally brushing up against an unrelated women is breaking Jewish law. To me this is just another form of fanaticism. They come in all religions.

    Nuno Gato
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    nah, if the plane crashes the body is already in a bag to save time to the rescue team :)

    Natika Rae
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some ultra-religious Jews do this when the plane is designated to pass over certain areas that are perceived as unclean. We see it in Israel a lot. People here find it unbelievable, too. He might be doing this because he's seated next to a woman, though, and don't get me started on that. In Israeli airlines we are sometimes asked by the crew to actually move to another seat for the "comfort" of men like him.

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It doesn't look like he's sitting next to a woman though. He's in an aisle seat with a man on his right side.

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    Moran Bublick
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just so you know, he did this bacause they flew over a jewish cemetery and he is a Cohen rooted family, They're not allowed to be in cemeteries so his Rabbi told him to be covered in a plastic bag when they fly over the cemetery. Pretty much stupid in my opinion but each person in his faith will live.

    Liora Agronov-Moss
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is because he is a Cohen (suppose to be from a holy family. They are not allowed to go to the cemetery) and they are flying over a cemetery. It is a stupid rule.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give those gems no chance!

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They already in there. And they will eat him to the bones.

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    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the risk of being "offensive": Ha ha! Crazy f****r.

    Victoria Wei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... drifting through the wind, wanting to start again? Do you ever feel like a house of cards, one move from caving in?

    Sasy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each to their own "IF" they do not hurt others. but in this case, being allowed to completely close yourself in a plastic bag is potentially showing a kid , hey look what this supposedly responsible adult is doing. Where are the air holes ?

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    #41

    Funny Plane Tweet

    sbellelauren Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are clearly not travelling often enough!

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Or you just dirty pig. Have a nail polish?

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    #42

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    PassengerShaming Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That stuff's expensive. Their loss is your financial gain.

    Hayley Lightcap
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell is that stuff that it's expensive?

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    Mirriam Banda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the world unties their braids in a plane.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it's a small dog lol

    Dee Heuer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What are these people thinking??

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    #43

    Funny Plane Tweet

    cameronesposito Report

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather listen to a blender full of nails.

    Master Markus
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not "Call Me Maybe". If there was a Hell, that would play 24/7 forever.

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    #44

    Funny Plane Tweet

    Sethrogen Report

    #45

    Funny Plane Tweet

    pharmasean Report

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the funny, but when you're airborne, it's mostly clouds. Only views on takeoff and landing.

    Benny Lava
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not everyone gets to sit next to the window. Also, sometimes you travel at night.

    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clouds get boring to look at pretty quickly

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've only been on a plane once and thank god my fiancé paid for a movie for me so I could focus on something else.

    JillVille Child Care
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's go on a long drive with the kids and hand them iPads and tablets to keep them occupied instead of encouraging them to enjoy the view. I miss the old days when my parents actually talked to us during those drives and we actually enjoyed the views!

    Hayley Lightcap
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who has frequently been on road trips, all trees look the same. Yes, you may see an animal. But Bored Panda has been my savior.

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    Hannah Hollowell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately sometimes the sun reflects off the clouds and it's to bright too look outside:(

    Samantha
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not always, if the skies are clear you can see quite a bit.

    Dorthe Schou-Nielsen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a night flight to China with only Chinese magazines (I'm Danish and didn't bring a book..) TV is very nice to have.

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    #47

    Funny Plane Tweet

    Book_Krazy Report

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I do not get this one...the trolling yes, but what about the vegan part of it?

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a stigma that people with different eating choices seem to have to tell everyone about it, whether it has to do with the current conversation or not.

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    SylvaCrow
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've come across this joke so many time, yet I've never met a vegetarian/ vegan who announces their dietary choices unless it comes up in conversation or they need to inform you because they're having dinner at your house or something.

    Victoria Wei
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happened to me once, except I was actually going on the flight

    Nadyne Poirier
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Because it seems that vegans can't help themselves : they just have to talk about their eating choices all the time!

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    #48

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mile high club invitations?

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person gets the award for disrespecting the most passengers at once.

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is this person even comfortable, sitting like that? I can feel a back pain coming on!

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one deserves to have their name posted along with their picture.

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHA This is the freaking best! I would have added some vodka in that wine ;)

    Diana Nas
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    i think thats kinda mean ... :(

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it's mean at all, it's hilarious. The woman wouldn't shut up, everybody was freaked out.

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    #50

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the answers are either yes or no, why do they use inappropriate words?

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so happy, it "looks like" I'm gonna sing out loud, and dance till the end of time. Then, I'm gonna take off my shoes, soked in cheese, and stick them in front of someone privat space. I hope I have some nail polish or something.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A world full of nice people...

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    But she is right. Who cares for someone else's life when you're panicking for your own

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    Sondra Harris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The good news is that it literally was all about her. entertainment/gossip/elan-gale-airplane-feud-hoax-article-1.1535999

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    #52

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think accepting Christ at that moment will stop you from dying. Better results later perhaps....

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol maybe the missionaries should board turbulent flights

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Regular turbulence never bothered me, but the over-the-mountains turbulence where the bottom just suddenly drops out repeatedly always freaked me out.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because a mythical character will do something the pilot won't?

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As always. Because we don't have plain crashes.

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    Andrew Ramirez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wikihow does really have everything.

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's even better is their name.

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    #53

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should try to order garlic products to fight back!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god, imagine the farts coming out of them two! YUK but funny. Farts are always funny, regardless of how old a person is HAHA!

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    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought explosive merchandises were not allowed on a plane... ?

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    #54

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    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least those are clean, and they on the floor.

    Sara Fina
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step on them "accidentally".

    Tom van Hardeveld
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tickle his toes, that will get him done for the flight

    Frank Gutfrucht
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing that a hot cup of spilled coffee won't fix.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another good inceptive for cheese-sandwhich sales.

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    #56

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    NQ L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So is that really a rapper? Who is he?

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dad looks a little lit himself.

    #57

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not someone's legs dangling over the window

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double cheese sandwhiches for everyone! Well, smell-wise, that is.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans, people start hating your cheese-joke's. :p

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    #58

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    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The seat shouldn't even be able to go that far back.

    yynxs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually it should..what you're missing is the seats are not regulation distance apart.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These seating arrangements are savage.

    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly recommend trains when only traveling over land. The seating is absolute luxury compared to this brutality and there's no TSA BS.

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why was it even designed that way? So that if by chance there's nobody in the aisle behind you, you can lie down like that?

    #59

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    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where a feather would come in handy

    kichigai
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or some pink glitter nail polish would do just fine...lol

    Jose Baeyens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT DOES IT .... AT LEAST WASH THOSE FIRST PLEASE !!!

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not even clean. *cries*

    Cesi Baca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughhh, they couldn't have smelled very good either.

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    #60

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    DancingToMyself
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    8 years ago

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    Your period hurts your back? Well, that's a first. Am I the only woman in the world that doesn't have a PMS, or any troubles with it whatsoever?!

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are in the lucky minority. Good job, DancingToMyself

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    #62

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. That's probably why they're all silent, to not discuss Vegas

    #63

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    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even though it's gross, I think I would take it back out and walk down the aisles asking every parent with a baby who did it. Just to see the facial expressions.

    Wolfer Unigues
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's literally a trash can right beside it!! How can they not seen it

    Naomi Prior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because they are selfish, ignorant, idiots...

    Diana Nas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe they just put it there to finish dressing the baby and then forgot it there?

    LizzyM
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't forget to wipd your own a*s and flush the toilet when you're done either, right?

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    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, common, whyyy??? Why would people do something like that?!

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gross, yes, but it's better than changing a nappy on the food tray, right?

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    #64

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If your relationships would include body scanners, you would qualify for being a sociopath. Thus, be glad!

    BoredBunny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a time when I passed through security, and I then was struck down in a fever. My parents had to look for medicine.

    #65

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    Shay Hartless
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too bad it wasn't followed with a tuna sandwich and something with parmesan cheese

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why people put up with this kind of stuff? You just ask politely his parents if he can STOP BANGING at your seat. And then, if they don't do anything, then the stage is yours. :)

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And throw it back over the seat, I hope!

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge never tasted so sweet.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Why do people put up with this stuff? This is when I would turn around and talk to the kid myself, and to the parents. If it continued, I would call the flight attendents and have these folks moved.

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    #66

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    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHA my mum can't even pronounce UBER and always calls it YOUBER

    Wilson Wilson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ay Be Cee Dee E eF Gee, Age I Jay Kay L M N Oh Pee Cue Are S T yoU V Double"U" Exe Why Zee

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    #68

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    Rebekah Crain
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody wanted to join the mile high club one way or another.

    Robert Schaefer
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The girl looks amazing. Wish for full pick of her.

    #69

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...will make even well-mannered, understanding people tempted to have a shaky hand after being given a cup of freshly brewed coffee.

    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Touchy touchy. I'm a fairly easy going person this would make me laugh.

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    #71

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    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, like every black man looks like sam l. jackson to him.

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    Sven
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    8 years ago

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    If she is a medium, why does she have to ask?

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    #75

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    Iudith Coman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah like really, no sense of education whatsoever

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was younger, I was with my younger brother and we were waiting by a bus stop, some gross old douchebag was picking his nose walking down the street, which was gross enough, but when he walked past my brother he rubbed his hand in my brother's hair, basically using his hair to wash snot off his finger. I still hope one day I get to speak to that filthy man. Rubbing snot in a 6 year old's hair, wow.

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    #76

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    Liliannah
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had enough of these mf spiders on this mf plane!

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know that this is irrational, but I think this sight is worse than that of the part of the jet engine breaking off.

    Julia Hoffman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BOGO deal on phobia treatments!*. (*must complete both programs at the same time)

    Jo Murphy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This photo may actually make me cry.

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not afraid of spiders. But what this guy doing? *stupidity*

    It's Caturday
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is containing the spider so it doesn't unleash on the plane and bite someone

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...looks comfy. Hygiene and safety are overrated. (/sarcasm)

    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, and he/she got the blanket under itself. Safety overrated. :)

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    Bridget Smith
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's be honest, everyone was probably just glad the crying/screaming stopped

    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until I saw the caption I thought this was just a passenger with dirty socks

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did you ask for? A real dead baby?

    Christine Mark
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bottom of her socks says it all. Floors are clean.

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's ready for in=flight turbulence. Hope that doesn't hurt/kill her child.

    Dina AlBadawi
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have twins and one would always end up sleeping on the floor. Yes it's comfy since they are horizontal

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    #78

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    Toby Perris
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is photoshopped, I saw it somewhere else without the guy

    Glenys Stone
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoops sorry folk, had baked beans for lunch before boarding!! 😝😝😝

    Anne Cook
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you point it out, I can tell.

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    #83

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    DancingToMyself
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you...

    Iudith Coman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    smelly cat,smelly cat, it's not your fault :))

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't call you Teabag Man for nothing!

    htbq
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bob saget......balls sagging....close enough

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you know what your balls smell like, I think that you really need a shower.

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    Blacksheep
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuugh, so disgusting... Seriously, nobody wants to see your fat, just hide it if you don't want people to vomit on you.

    #88

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    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks photoshopped. Especially visible in the area of the child's bottom.

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    Carmen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May the odds be ever in your favor!

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    #90

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    Ana Solis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They stand because they want... crew has things to do before letting people out. Trust me crew wants to get the f**k out of there even more than passengers.

    Sašo Muc
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Becouse pepl stand for no reason. They always unload it 1.

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    #91

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    Iudith Coman
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why don't you just drink an entire bottle of soda, point your a*s at him and damn fart one in his face ?! bet he'll stop

    Victor Vakaras
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the guy on the plane can read your tweets?

    htbq
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I farted while typing this

    over opinionated
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gaserosis of the blowhole is definitely less pleasant third party

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just get some beans and have a farting contest ;)

    #92

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    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on the episode, there's a LOT of not-a-plane-crash in Lost.

    Liz Miller
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you watch what others are watching. Mind your own business.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irony is the answer!

    Helen Puskar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have peripheral vision I'm sure it's not hard to see what's going on. But you must really like Lost if you're able to tell what's happening out of the corner of you eye.

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the main reason is because you are not the centre of the universe.

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    #94

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    Luis Costa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Dave was just making a joke here, chill people

    Amanda Mason
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have no clue about humor you better stop making Panda posts. Seriously.

    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    I did not realize so far that humor was fact-based, objectivizable, thus something to possibly get a clue of. 20 upvotes for the Tweet in a series with many entries with hundreds of upvotes speaks a clear language, too.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    Dave, if you have no clue about aviation, you better stop making very stupid Twitter postings. Thank you.

    Tizzymaii Master
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    8 years ago

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    Lane?? Whuuut are you talkin about!

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    #95

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you may not be in the air in body, but you're there in spirit

    Jonathan Lollis
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having flown between ATL and Las Vegas on Spirit's shuttle flight... They had to hire an off duty American Airlines pilot because theirs were all on strike...

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse: drunk pilot.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's late 'cause he's busy getting drunk.

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    An Ambitious Lemon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and copious amounts of acqua di gio..... X(

    Long Joan Silver
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't mind Polo Cologne, but too much of it is definitely overpowering! In fact, too much of anything, is overpowering. Especially, for a person who gets constant migraines (me).

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    #99

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    Heather Keedy Bateman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more concerned about the "notes" on his steering column!! Please tell me those aren't instructions!!!

    Becky Roberts
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll be the pre flight checks. As there are so many, they read them out to be sure they don't miss any

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    Antonio Ceotto
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    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pilots tend to have things like callsign, take off/landing weight, and planned en route fuel on their yoke.

    Daniela Platon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Judging by the khaki pants in the jump seat, that’s a standby employee. Seems rude to take that pic and post it online...

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    Shay Hartless
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought those were dog legs at first

    .gas.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rudeness aside, how can that even be comfortable?

    Naomi Prior
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs to have the rudeness of the situation pointed it by those of us who aren't such utterly self centred, selfish shits...then chucked out

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little "scenting" of the cabin.

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    Nyello
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the person seemed kind and clean before hand I think I'd be ok with it as long as I was comfy too.

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    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never had problems flying, my whole life. I started getting motion sick a couple years ago, I think it was from a medication. I didn't realize how bad flying could be. I had to grab the vomit bag. I didn't vomit, but kept apologizing profusely to the girls next to me. Add horrible as I felt, I felt horrible for then too

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    Heather Fortney
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fly southwest Airlines or Alaska Airlines! Problem solved!

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    Jas
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are the Sikh guys, not self blowing ...mulims

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh heck, If you've seen one South Asian you've seen all Middle Easterners, eh?

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    Mirriam Banda
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Racist people call all muslims or anyone from the middle east a terrorist. I'm glad to see that you see them as innocent human beings.

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    Helen Puskar
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I were there. I would have talked to him. I felt a kinship with that comment.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After than comment I am not surprised.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    I think this series has many examples for worse occasions.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago

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    What an unconsiderate posting, Glenn. You probably have even more to talk about.

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    frederic eeckman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never go to a beach honey, you would see people wearing no t-shirt, you would probably die.

    Daniela Platon
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely agree that there have to be some limits/standard for dressing on planes.

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    Lyone Fein
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whatever happened to: No shirt, no shoes, no service?

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think a study found the trays to be the most gem-infected part of a plane...

    Judy Semmens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't complain about a tray with lots of gems on it. They needn't be diamonds. :-P Sorry, I couldn't resist.

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    Samantha Rodriguez
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I always bring cleansing wipes and fully wipe down my seat/buckle/tray etc. as well as bring hand sanitizer! Ew!

    Carol Taylor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hmm..think l will be carrying germ wipes the next time l fly..give those trays a really good cleaning...

    NQ L
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So freaking gross 🤢😣😖

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    Wulfur
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING!!!!!

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you put feet up there, the jacket will not only hide them , but keep them warm. Be sure to thank her.

    Petra Rola Cole
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you can just ask her to take it off from your screen...

    Quinn Purdy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rip it from behind her and throw it up the floor

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily solved with a pair of scissors.

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now introducing: privacy-o-tunnel. Only $50.

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    Hans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fact, the chorus of clicks starts well before the bing.

    Hannah Hollowell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then you hear all of the dings and pings from phones getting turned off of airplane mode:)

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    Antonio Ceotto
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually surprisingly easy (not that I've actually flown a plane but I've done it in a sim.) So long as you know how to turn on the autopilot you're fine. (there's usually a button labelled AP for autopilot and A/THR for autothrottle)

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    Just a Purpler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ayyye I spy enders game though, so you know that flight was lit 👌

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    Flora Polvado
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would keep my toes really warm.

    trash panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cut it all off

    Val Erie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this why they don't allow scissors on the plane?

    Lyone Fein
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    need...to...allow...scissors...on...planes...again

    yynxs
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lean over and whisper, "It doesn't smell this nice at your house."

    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should start styling it!

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So keep your boring comments to yourself then.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago

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    Well, most ways of taking down a place, hijacking it or otherwise compromising security have little to do with what is done to guarantee security at an airport.

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    Nick Gisburne
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate everything about the take off so refuse to look, gripping my hands together and chewing mints to distract myself. Strangely, I love watching the landings as we plummet towards the ground at hundreds of miles per hour!

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    Thomas Stadler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Which is propagiert the most dangerous height for a plane to fly

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse. He could judge people on their attire without knowing anything about them!

    Lauren Mitchell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure the poster is saying that the person has acted like a d**k in-fight and the hat is coincidental.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only you could bring scissors to planes...

    Andrew Ramirez
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately you can't, ever since someone hijacked a plane with scissors.

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    Antonio Ceotto
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Europe you can, but only if the blade is less than 6cm

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    Nyello
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it really that hard to write "in".

    Alida Saxon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Twitter text limit. Makes for some really hideous messages.

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    Antonio Ceotto
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must have flown on an Airbus. If it was a Boeing it would have bounced on landing.

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    Pi...
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kinda foot-gloves are those?!

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    Jace
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eye injuries can cause blindness. Best to know if she needs to get medical attention or not. Source: guy who got a hyphema from an exploding capacitor and needed special drops to keep from going blind in that eye.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have issues when you post this on Twitter. But you have serious issues if you complain about that to an official.

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    ML
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am a kid and I have gotten a delayed flight 3 times

    ML
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, I missed my flight because I thought that it left at 6:30 A.M but it left at 6:00 A.M.

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    Flora Polvado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not like they give enough room in the bathroom.

    Amy Force
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arunas: NOT a large child, maybe at the transitional stage; ALSO: I have a 70 LB. special needs kid in diapers who is longer (taller) than 4 ft! they don't MAKE changing tables for kids like her, no matter where i go it seems.. WHAT is someone supposed to DO?? I always try to find a private & unobtrusive spot, more for my OWN privacy & my daughter's, but sometimes the situation just SUCKS. you deal & MOVE ON.

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    Hans
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The bad grammar makes this even more plastic to imagine.

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