Repeat after me: 'Fish are friends, not food".

"Nobody eats my babies, but me!"

That's definitely not following the rules of dining etiquette. Really bad (table) manners

He's just bored.. Let him have some fun 🙂

It's what fishy wanted!

Are you a dog? All my dogs eat sticks!

Pa Po gives two f's!

I love big personalities in animals. I wonder how that fish would react if the mermaid was in the tank.

That letter.

It's okay little fishy... you're safe. Don't live next to your poo.

Small and sneaky thieving shrimp!

There can only be one😎😎😄😄

Well, if I lived in such a small bowl I'd try to kill myself, too.

Not parents of the year anytime soon.

Got to have fun somehow.

Because I have a tiny living space and can't cope with sharing. Help me!

Btw nori means seaweed in Japanese. I think that's what they mean but it could also be the name of another fish?

Is that you, Nemo?

Then your mix of fish isn't working - don't put them together.

Um, the fish isn't going to learn from being in a timeout.

That's what 'mummy' thinks...

But I would love a REASONABLE sized tank. Small would be better than this miniscule and pathetic excuse for a home. Poor fish.

... because hoomin does not clean my way too small home.