I think that's very clever!

Stealing this idea for future reference....

good reply!!

I don't think this one is that bad since it's not exclusive yet.

I hope you didnt split it

What is the worst in this story, the frogs or the wife!?

At least he was GLAD about your flaws!

Wasnt a accident!!!!!

Him: "you're such a good kisser" Her: "So are you, maybe we're related!"

That's a new take on whispering sweet nothings.

Thats a sweet momy

Marrie him, he's a kepper

Some call it stalking, I call it love!

Hilarious. Her ex owes you one!

Sounds like you should ????

Bad but ended well

You should have bought him a penis pump...cuz .... you know....

Jesus!!!!

I understand him, he was late right, so he was trying to reward her with fast food and fast sex

at least he washed his hands. :P

Thats smart but probably not on a date, i guess...

I think that nowadays no one uses letters to comunicate...she was what, checking you bank account?

I'd of taken him to dollar tree, bought him a packet of tissues and lotion... he's gonna need THAT later! :)

HAHAHA wtf!? So random!

You should look at the signs, specially the "GAY BAR" one

Thats mean!!!

How many after a hour? :-)

Sincerity mathers :P

**Jaw drops**

I think that's sweet ;)

Hope it wasnt for adults

I an actual ankle weight would have been just as bad.

I think she likes you

Good he was a serial dater, not a serial killer!

So, you're the worst date for him!

wait... sheep can be really interresting.. no?

..depends of his age

Take it as a compliment

Oh damn! ???? haha

Poor lady

He traumatized the poor girl

Creative

If you are a psychic, and you don't end a relationship by saying "I just don't see a future with you" you are just wasting everybody's time!

Embarrassed because he didn't realize it was you or embarrassed because it is you?

Suuuuuuure "its not an STD... No, I BUUUURNED it on a radiator as a child" *eye roll*

You should have continued your romance online

That could be just an accident though

Wow, this one is pretty bad.

damn!

Nice xD

What is wrong with that?? You could have joined her in the duets. .. ;)

Thats a sign

sounds like a 12 year old!

... LOL, I would like to meet this guy

it's the combination

who's not turned on by that!?!?!?!?

Did he give you one?

Just threw up in my mouth a little. At least you didn't try to wipe it off.

Sounds very much like me.