Absolutely.

I'd say go metric, but I imagine the problem would persist, just on a different scale.

There would be a whole industry trying to find the ultimate pain reliever for periods - and also special days off from work for them each month

Excellent!

You must admit we end drama too. And we dropped it on Hiroshima in 1945! (Downvotes, anybody???)

True. No man has a right to tell a woman what to do, or to "let" or "not let" them. Ever. And vice versa.

I'm still so angry that nobody told me getting an IUD was so painful. It was so traumatic I still have an intense phobia of the lady doctor

Someone been spying on me

This is going to be a pizza and wine weekend for me.

Facts.

The microwave is my friend.

In every photo taken of me ever, I either look confused or concerned, and I don't. Know. Why.

I have a pair of socks that read in the bottom "I can't get up now, the cat is on my lap"

Speaking as a man, I kinda like the 80s CRT green and that weird blue though XP

This and HOW?

While seeing so many posts on sympathy for retail workers, every employee doing their job has to be respected 🤷‍♀️

I often joke that if I ever go missing my family will not have a recent picture of me to give the authorities 😅

The f*****g audacity of them to try

What is going on with the hand on the left? And what is she holding?

And if you pull gum or mints out of your purse, they will ask for some 85% of the time even though they make fun of you for carrying around so much

Marriage material 😁

Every dam time.

Haven't we all done that thing where your mom asks you to look for something and you don't find it and then she comes and finds it in a second 🥴

Yay for having standards!

The difference? A woman making the compliment is free of expectations, a man making the compliment has expectations of Netflix and chill.

"I'm not a marriage counselor or anything." And stuck the landing.

Tomorrow never comes, it's an endless race that tomorrow always wins.

Good god this is relatable.

As someone with a shopping addiction, this hits hard 🙃

Well, this is embarresing, but I actually learned something about my self that i never could put my finger on 🤯 😂

Or coughing. Or sneezing.

He doesn´t have a shadow...

I do that sometimes when I order 2 souvlaki 😆

The amount of power I feel with all my usernames being the same is unreal. Like, I never have to worry about someone saying I stole my own art because my usernames are the same everywhere! It's awesome!

LOVE that blue top!

Yet you picked a stupid person as the picture for this

My face naturally either looks like I’m about to cry or I’m angry when most of the time I am spaced out

This is me! My coworkers think I'm their sunshine. I try to keep most of the dry sarcasm out of the workplace because it would be too depressing

Easy! Remove the windshield.

S**t are we not supposed to do this? I messed up

Um, I don't actually

fr tho

"If you could think, we wouldn't be having this discussion."

So it's a demon from the 7th level of hell then, congratulations

Prison is probably cheaper than the rest of this anyway.

I thought it said "communism is key." I think I am tired and I should go to sleep.

Yes; and I'll remember not to wear white next time.

Make it two

Am I to understand that I will be provided with a room with clean sheets, left mostly alone, fed 3 times a day, and given calming medication? In return for which I just have to...behave myself? Where do I sign up?

T 800 to the rescue !

Everybody is talking about how crazy the world has gone. Everybody is so stressed. I was at the local convenience store this morning & the one guy with schizophrenia walks in babbling about the conspiracies going on his skull. I actually felt envious of him only having to deal that & not what the rest of us are experiencing.

But I don't want to work in a hospital again!

Why wait?

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In case anyone is wondering, the only people who will listen to you and pretend to care are other patients. Everyone who works in mental hospital is a psychopath. You will leave in a worse state than before the admission, 100%

50 years or so ago I had a long black coat of rabbit fur. So nice and warm. When having dinner at a friends house I left the coat in the hall. After dinner found out that her cats had had a feast. Rabbits died for the second time.

So much work, so little sugar.