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89 Of The Funniest Fatherhood Tweets Ever

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I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:

"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."

Dad tweets can be hilarious, and Bored Panda aims to bring you the best of the best. Which hilarious dad tweet do you think deserves the top spot? Vote! Or submit your own funny dad tweets below!

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Funny Fatherhood Tweets

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Funny Fatherhood Tweets

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Funny Fatherhood Tweets

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Funny Fatherhood Tweets

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Funny Fatherhood Tweets

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“This Breaks My Heart”: People Stunned—And Angry—After Woman Buys Lost Luggage From Airport

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Greta Jaruševičiūtė

Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

Greta is a Photo Editor-in-Chief at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication.In 2016, she graduated from Digital Advertising courses where she had an opportunity to meet and learn from industry professionals. In the same year, she started working at Bored Panda as a photo editor.Greta is a coffeeholic and cannot survive a day without 5 cups of coffee... and her cute, big-eared dog.Her biggest open secret: she is a gamer with a giant gaming backlog.

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Tetiana Mogylenets 8 years ago

Thanks to whoever decided to pull these tweets together!! Totally made my day!!!

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Tetiana Mogylenets 8 years ago

Thanks to whoever decided to pull these tweets together!! Totally made my day!!!

12points

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