Everyone loving this should get the book "The owner's manual to terrible parenting" it's so funny

Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.

new parenting advice has been accepted.

lol

yes!

Epic

OMG! A child after my own heart!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*

PRICELESS!!!

Bahahahahaha!

Ewwwww!

In a flash!

Welcome to the 21st century kid

Ouch! So that was an only child, right?

Let It Go!!

We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show

Sounds like good advice to me!

That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )

LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!

LMAO!! Try stew next time... it's thicker.

I almost spit my coffee!

Hahahah! Bruh

I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..

we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.

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I bet she learned that at home too, especially at bedtime, in stores, and any time you had to take her to the doctor or dentist!! ;)

Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.

In Hungary we don't have to pay to watch anything from the movies...

Fair point though

LoL

Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D

Not sure if this is funny or not, but it's absolutely the truth!!

LMAO... yep!!

Oh, wow, you're right! Now I feel old too. Thanks a lot.

This seems familiar I just don't know how ............

dont forget the tooth fairy, and all the other gaurdians

brutal XD

....AHAHAHAHA!

I don't get it? Somebody helps?

Don't worry Mark, not everyone is oblivious to sarcasm.

nothing is better than croutons

Haha!

My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol

Busy morning!!

Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly b***h that said no candy.

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How is that funny?

It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.

Blech!

she's right

Holy c**p that was hilarious 😂

Perfect!

Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.

Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA

Who did they get bitten by?

My son is 12 and this is still valid. Daily

ha-that was like my mom she used to alway throw away my stuff I would get my and yell at her

just like what my dad did to my when I was younger

Haha true

hahaha

LOL!!