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I remember when my then recently newborn son had just learned how to laugh, and as a new dad with his first child, doing anything I could to hear that laugh, including playing "aeroplane" with my son right after supper. This is my tweet from later that night:
"While playing aeroplane with your son after supper sounds like a fun idea, the resulting barf in your eyes and beard is no fun at all."
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Puddin Tane 8 years ago
Yeah, nothing like not wanting to be reminded of the people who either did you wrong or you just plain didn't like.
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Nicholas McGuinness 8 years ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.* deep breath*. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.*another deep breath*. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahahahahahahahahahahaheheheheheheheheheheheh .*sigh*
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Christian Hill 8 years ago
We all know who will end doing better ;), I smell a new Fox tv show
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Attack On Titan Is Awesome 8 years ago
That's mean. BUT ALSO REALLY FUNNY. ( sorry just had to do that )
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
LOL.... my son was super picky about food. But I learned early on that anything mixed with Kraft Mac & Cheese would be eaten without question. I'd buy that stuff by the case!!
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Suleika Cremers 8 years ago
I hope he also explained that the 38% was not just taken away, but pays for roads, public schools, parks, etc..
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Lily Mae Kitty 8 years ago
we always told my nieces they were sleeping. Sometimes we'd add that it was a terrible place to take a nap.
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
Considering your Twitter handle, this should not be a big change for you. Cats are pretty much the same, lol.
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
Awww - celebrate his creativity. You can always paint the walls and reupholster the sofa later. :D
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Mikki Woodsmith 8 years ago
My friends kid (now 15) only eats cheese sandwiches, chocolate biscuits and smoothies. Pizza apparently is nothing like a cheese sandwich lol
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Otto Fabian 8 years ago
Go for the hanging bags, it'll trick your kids into exercising by making them jump continuously for it. Also ignore the silly b***h that said no candy.
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Bibi Mørkhøj 8 years ago
It could've been worse.. It could've been poop in the laundry basket.
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Jemma Bannocks 8 years ago
Oh man, this every moment of every day! And sometimes the description is terrifying: "I can't find the little girl with worm hair and black eyes"!!! Lala Loopsy.
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Virginia Su 8 years ago
Omg thats so true. After school, I would go to my friend's house and we'd make her soft toys go to school, and even make little homework booklets and test booklets AHAHAHA
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Cyan Berry 3 years ago
ha-that was like my mom she used to alway throw away my stuff I would get my and yell at her
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Christina Adams 4 years ago
I am incredibly grateful for gummy vitamins, since my whole life's experience with 99% of regular vitamins involves me vomiting shortly after taking them (no matter what combination of food/water/lack thereof I tried with them) and gummies are the only ones I can tolerate. Simple, basic dental hygiene takes care of the sugar issue, they're much more appealing to kids and even us adults, and there are plenty of sugar free options available. I'd rather have a little sugar than no vitamins.
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Hetal Vyas 8 years ago
My parents do the number thing, being the oldest, I'm number 1!! There's a number 2 and 3!!
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
Who could do that anyway? They seem to come up with some "new math" every decade or so... which makes very little sense to me. How many different ways can 2+2 equal 4?
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
My trick for that was to tell my son I needed to make dinner, so why not write the story and then I can read it after he goes to sleep. Either he'd get lots of writing practice, or the story would end right then!!
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Maureen Mower 8 years ago
Somehow I was expecting the last word of that sentence to be something far less legal.
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Lara-Andrea Beck 8 years ago
Says the absolutely skinny woman shown on the profile picture....
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magaly buitrago 8 years ago
i remember collecting those when i was little lol i use to look for them everywhere
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Tetiana Mogylenets 8 years ago
Thanks to whoever decided to pull these tweets together!! Totally made my day!!!
Tetiana Mogylenets 8 years ago
Thanks to whoever decided to pull these tweets together!! Totally made my day!!!
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