I like his style....

Not being allowed to be anonymous when winning the lottery is like putting a bullseye on yourself.

Thanks!!! Made me feel 100% better ;)

And the other half are idiots.

Yes, Elon, Jeff, Bill, etc, etc…

Any other answer would have been a sin /j

And that's how it should be.

Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (help please)

If it were that simple I'd stop washing right now....

Kids have weird obsessions, much in the same way that adults do. TLDR: people be weird

Nothing is more important than good people caring for you. If your family is not... Well you have to leave them. Best decision of my life to quit familly relations that were toxic as hell

Family has to earn your love and affection. Not demand it while treating you badly.

Cool, let's switch families. You take mine; I'll take yours. Careful though, they are verbally, emotionally and even physically abusive; you'll hear constant insults and belittling; they'll mess up with your sleep, your stuff and your interests, and they'll make you their scapegoat very quickly. But hey, "nothing is more important than family", right? RIIIIGHT??

Individuation - the ability to be connected to yet distanced from one's family of origin. It is possible.

F that. I have friends who are closer "family" than the folks I'm related to by blood.

If your family is toxic, they ain’t family

Not that there aren't abusive people but a lot of times this just ends being the very cult like "cut off those who disagree with your world view".

The bond that links your true family is not one of blood, but of respect and joy in each other's life. Rarely do members of one family grow up under the same roof. -- Richard Bach

It doesn't have to be the bio-family. Family stays together - if it's the chosen one, so it be.

One IKEA decor sign defines family as 'People who laugh, cry, play, learn and dream together. The people you share your life with who love and support each other in good times and bad. This is family.' That is the correct definition.

..... Maybe not....

I don't really trust people that have 100% close family relationships with ALL family members of there are more than 4 people.

My mother in law asking me why her phone is so slow... 125 apps opened, 400 mails, all notifications and spam attacking every minute.

I wish that I'd thought of this.

Sounds like a win. You don't even have to hang out with them unless you go to the beach or the labyrinth

Well yes, but if your partner sent you the picture, that's solid right?

My grandfather asked me once "What made you turn away from me?", I answered "You did"

Das me! 😂 My family would disown me if I told thwm just a quarter of my new worldviews since moving abroad 🙃

Ungrateful bästard. Some kids aren't allowed to have doors.

There's a whole story behind this short exchange...

My dad and his mates when they were young had a "sh!tt!ng tree". Briefly...there was a fork in branch that was imaginatively used when caught short playing out.... This is a true story. My therapy is very expensive

Love it.

Things no-one needs or wants to hear.

… “your dad and I” …

There's a cat there so, you know, i had to upvote.

This is so relatable.

I do this when my partner's son is winding the dog up: "I've told you not to play with that stupid animal", "She doesn't mind!", "I was talking to the dog".

"Ooooohhhh, okay." *Me missing the first dozen years of the gossip and pretending to understand it all from hearing five minutes*

The worst 😂

I am one of those people with that annoying trait of having to know what things every actor was in before. I'm sorry.

Me to God: "hang on just a minute." *Jumps down from the pearly gates to fight ancient mathematician*

Luckily each person is already a whole

Good day to you, Sir!

If you don't know, thw show is called Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix. I just finished watching it. It's somewhat odd, but funny at the same time.

god: my bad, lemme try again

That was my dad & me only with multiplication tables (9's). I'd be trying to catch my breath and he'd be yelling " Stop that f'n crying or I'll give you something to cry about !! " Lol 😜🤪

MY MOTHER IS IN THIS PICTURE

I need therapy beforehand and a follow-up with the therapist after seeing my mother (father dead).

This is an abomination. Where's the pineapple?

Growing up, I thought my parents were working hard to support me, so I had to forgive the neglect and abuse. Then I became an adult and realized they were too proud to ask for help or rely on anyone. They actively chose to make things worse for our family in order to hide the abuse rather than seeking assistance.