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JuJu 2 years ago

Evil genius

52points

As a stand-up comic who married a man who is almost just as funny, I don't really have to "write" jokes. All of the panels from Alloy Comics come from real conversations or situations in our lives. Whenever something happens, I usually share it on Facebook first to see how the joke plays with my friends.

The popular ones (or my personal favorites) are rewritten in comic script form and given to my talented artist Nohra Johnston about once or twice a year for her to churn out one at a time.

#2

Stretch

Final score:

110points

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QibliOfTheSandWings 2 years ago

That’s what she said

58points

#3

The Kissing Stool

Final score:

108points

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Me Oh My 2 years ago

D'awww

35points

Mehreen Sekhon 1 year ago

😍

1point

Alloy Comics (Submission author) 2 years ago

Even on my tippy toes on a stool, I'm still shorter than my husband... Kissing-St...44f83a.jpg

13points

Edgar Obamwonyi 2 years ago

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

6points

Mateo 2 years ago

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Tris Hunt 2 years ago (edited)

And you're a jerk for saying so. She is a gorgeous woman who deserves respect.

11points

Gabrielle B. Marcelo 2 years ago

ALLOY COMICS DONT EVER LISTEN mateo HES A F*****G JERK AND HE DESERVES TO ROT IN EITHER SATANS SWEATY DISGUSTING SULFURUS ARMPITS OR HIS SHITTY BUTTCRACK WHICH HE HASNT WASHED FOR F*****G MILLENIA

5points

Alloy Comics (Submission author) 2 years ago

No worries. I'm confident enough to not let trolls like that bother me. I know I'm short and my husband finds me adorable. A good marriage is when both people think they're the lucky one, right? :)

15points

Brian Flanagan 2 years ago

That's my wife and I...only I'm the one on the stepstool

4points

LittleLiz 2 years ago

Has she made you the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut

2points

Philly Bob Squires 2 years ago

Awww!

4points

Gabrielle B. Marcelo 2 years ago

mateo GO F*****G DIE

3points

Emmy kirkham 7 months ago

This is my parents, my mom literally has to get a stool to kiss my dad.

0points

M&D Depensuper 8 months ago

We do that with the stairs

0points

Lily Lavender 9 months ago

This is hilariously relatable

0points

A kitchen sink 2 years ago

I’ll probably be the one on the stool

0points

Mateo 2 years ago

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Since Alloy Comics is based on us, we don't really have to "create" any characters nor do we need to come up with original designs. My husband happens to be a tall, brunette, white dude with a beard, and I am a short, round, Asian girl. We look like a meatball and a strand of spaghetti together, or perhaps 1o (note: I used o instead of 0 because I'm very short).

#4

Abuse

Final score:

101points

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foxking 2 years ago

ok then double abuse. abuse^2

34points

#5

Mine!

Final score:

96points

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rumade 2 years ago

Her lil face in that last panel :D UuU

21points

I'm actually quite surprised we haven't met anyone who's said anything negative about Alloy Comics...yet! Most people find our comics adorable. Some people question if we really talk to each other like that. The answer is yes, we certainly do. There is no exaggeration here. Alloy Comics is my life. My favorite part of the creative process is when Nohra does all the hard work and sends me the comic on Friday night.

#6

Kick

Final score:

92points

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Arthur Dupuis 2 years ago

the sister's face like "excuse me hwat"

13points

#7

Shaven

Final score:

91points

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Edgar Obamwonyi 2 years ago

imagine he is a stanger and the real husband walks in

40points

Nohra and I love creating art. Alloy Comics has been and always will be free online. We enjoy making readers happy and resonating with other people. Unfortunately, in this day and age, artists actually have to pay social media companies in order to be noticed, and I simply don't have the funds for that.

That's why I hope we will gain enough of a following one day to be approached by a publisher so we can reach a wider audience. Let's spread the joy around...pun intended!

#8

Eggs

Final score:

91points

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Charlie Taube 2 years ago

Do it or I re-absorb them!

62points

#9

@sshole

Final score:

90points

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Catarina 2 years ago

Every single time 😈

31points

#10

Housewife

Final score:

88points

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$H@D0W_WaRR!0R 2 years ago (edited)

I'm having second thoughts...Go on...

46points

#11

Homophobic?

Final score:

78points

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panic 2 years ago

yes I can say from experience boys suck (as someone who is attracted to males)

59points

#12

Drinking

Final score:

78points

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Camilo Madrigal 2 years ago

Do you actually do that? If so, we are going to be best friends

40points

#13

Cyrus!

Final score:

71points

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QibliOfTheSandWings 2 years ago

The Star Trek hand lol! 🖖

46points

#14

Details

Final score:

70points

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Courtney Lunsford 2 years ago

This would be my husband.

29points

#15

Cuff

Final score:

68points

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Alexander Smith 2 years ago

That sounds more like a honeymoon thing.

38points

#16

Food Baby

Final score:

68points

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foxking 2 years ago

lol

21points

#17

Boobs

Final score:

68points

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bipotternerd 2 years ago

THIS I'm not even close to being a mom and my boobs are so heavy lol

35points

#18

Butt Rub

Final score:

66points

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Jeremy Van Portfliet 2 years ago

I am loving these.

32points

#19

Boy

Final score:

64points

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AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

oh no as a mom of 5 boys and 3 girls, you worry about all no matter what. I have one son that is trying to figure out his relationship with a long term girlfriend, worry. One Bi son who is still trying to figure out his sexuality....worry and kinda mad he keeps hurting people in his wake. one special needs son ...worry. One almost 18 son who still has no idea what he wants to do with his life long term...worry. One young son that isn't having any problems, that is worrysome in itself lol. 1 daughter that lives on her own in another state ....worry. Another that is about to move out with serious boyfriend....worry, mid teen girl....worry. Point is, it doesn't matter, you worry all the time.

15points

#20

Dream

Final score:

64points

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JuJu 2 years ago

I know the feeling. I dreamed of my grandma's "Kartoffelkniester" two nights ago and am feeling kinda hungry since then.

36points

#21

Ring

Final score:

62points

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Cadmar Orion 2 years ago (edited)

Awww, that's so sweet edit: for the record, it made me think of you story, that's why I thought it was sweet. Also, I'm glad she didn't get all pissy about him forgetting it, sheesh.

30points

#22

Gender Reversal

Final score:

61points

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Chin-sun Ming 2 years ago

The look is like “the audacity”

53points

#23

Dinner

Final score:

60points

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foxking 2 years ago

i wish i could eat all that much

25points

#24

Alexa

Final score:

59points

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Cadmar Orion 2 years ago

I know from experience that this is accurate

25points

#25

Am I Pretty

Final score:

59points

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VeryDarkMatter 2 years ago

lol.. what an answer

34points

#26

Evened

Final score:

58points

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bipotternerd 2 years ago

he said ... lol what the f**k have i done

28points

#27

Busy

Final score:

58points

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Sofia Gonzalez 2 years ago

The husband's living look as she says that 🤣

35points

#28

Pie

Final score:

57points

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$H@D0W_WaRR!0R 2 years ago (edited)

Darn, Those people actually used me in my working experience of 2 years?!?! ╰（‵□′）╯

46points

#29

Candy Crush

Final score:

48points

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Me Oh My 2 years ago

No. No, it is not.

28points

#30

Renovation

Final score:

40points

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Daniel Marsh 2 years ago

Are they drawn that way in this one because Alex's mom hadn't rescued their hair salon yet?

25points

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#31

Twice

Final score:

19points

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Alexander Smith 2 years ago

I like her reaction.

8points

#32

Football

Final score:

18points

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Saint Lynnie 2 years ago

Hahaha. I witnessed my father actually crying because the cowboys lost... Which makes me realize he probably cries a lot. Yet shows zero emotion in situations where he probably really should cry.

8points