Evil genius

That’s what she said

D'awww

ok then double abuse. abuse^2

Her lil face in that last panel :D UuU

the sister's face like "excuse me hwat"

imagine he is a stanger and the real husband walks in

Do it or I re-absorb them!

Every single time 😈

I'm having second thoughts...Go on...

yes I can say from experience boys suck (as someone who is attracted to males)

Do you actually do that? If so, we are going to be best friends

The Star Trek hand lol! 🖖

This would be my husband.

That sounds more like a honeymoon thing.

lol

THIS I'm not even close to being a mom and my boobs are so heavy lol

I am loving these.

oh no as a mom of 5 boys and 3 girls, you worry about all no matter what. I have one son that is trying to figure out his relationship with a long term girlfriend, worry. One Bi son who is still trying to figure out his sexuality....worry and kinda mad he keeps hurting people in his wake. one special needs son ...worry. One almost 18 son who still has no idea what he wants to do with his life long term...worry. One young son that isn't having any problems, that is worrysome in itself lol. 1 daughter that lives on her own in another state ....worry. Another that is about to move out with serious boyfriend....worry, mid teen girl....worry. Point is, it doesn't matter, you worry all the time.

I know the feeling. I dreamed of my grandma's "Kartoffelkniester" two nights ago and am feeling kinda hungry since then.

Awww, that's so sweet edit: for the record, it made me think of you story, that's why I thought it was sweet. Also, I'm glad she didn't get all pissy about him forgetting it, sheesh.

The look is like “the audacity”

i wish i could eat all that much

I know from experience that this is accurate

Alexa has feelings…run before the robot apocalypse takes over

lol.. what an answer

he said ... lol what the f**k have i done

The husband's living look as she says that 🤣

Darn, Those people actually used me in my working experience of 2 years?!?! ╰（‵□′）╯

No. No, it is not.