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Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on our 2 previous posts, which were both featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 134K views collectively!

Here are 50 more comics that chronicle married life, my demon nugget's growth, and how he slowly drives my husband and I to madness. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook, Instagram, and Webtoons to view all the comics in chronological order.

A little background: I'm originally from Taiwan, and I'm a math/science teacher by day and comedian/screenwriter by night. My much-younger part-Jewish "white devil" boy toy Alex has a job too boring to mention, but I love him anyway. Despite our one-foot height difference and half-inch nose difference, we found happiness in Austin, TX. Despite hitting freezing temperatures earlier this year, Austin remains very "Texas-y" and we have temperatures in the 80s in March.

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My baby is now almost 3. He is so cute he has already appeared in 4 commercials! Don't worry. All of his earnings were put into a separate account so he can buy his own crappy car when he becomes a teenager. I'm not going to profit off of my ridiculously good-looking baby.

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I know I've published 170 comics at Bored Panda in the last few months, but these are the products of 4 years of hard work. We usually publish one comic a week on Facebook, Instagram, and very soon Webtoons (as soon as I get Webtoons up to date, we're behind on Webtoons).

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Anjelika
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A part of me is grossed out the other part thinks its cute, being a couple means doing gross stuff together

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is me every summer. I am either as white as the ghost that roams the house at night, or red as a lobster...

Heather Wood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my kiddos got a burn like that once (took his swimming shirt off). When it started peeling, he got so excited and kept giving the "super- cool peelings" away to his favorite people! 🤣

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My favorite part of having a baby is listening to him laugh or giggle. His joy is so infectious, it's magical. My least favorite part is whenever he gets hurt. I never realized a little wound on another person could hurt ME so much.

I'm really excited to apply to San Diego Comic Con again. I've hosted panels there twice already, which is one of the highest honors I've ever received. I didn't apply the year I had my baby, and then the pandemic hit. Fingers crossed I get a panel again!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

when my brotehr is trying to be affectionate after being a huge pain in the ass this is what i think

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean "Murder people's ears time"? Edit, OMG, where did my humorous genius go?

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still suppressing a massive shite-eating grin. I swear, I'll probably be the dad one day. Somehow.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"say dada" - "mama" - "say dada !" - "mama" - "Say Dada !!!" - "not the mama !"

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