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Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on our 2 previous posts, which were both featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 134K views collectively!

Here are 50 more comics that chronicle married life, my demon nugget's growth, and how he slowly drives my husband and I to madness. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook, Instagram, and Webtoons to view all the comics in chronological order.

A little background: I'm originally from Taiwan, and I'm a math/science teacher by day and comedian/screenwriter by night. My much-younger part-Jewish "white devil" boy toy Alex has a job too boring to mention, but I love him anyway. Despite our one-foot height difference and half-inch nose difference, we found happiness in Austin, TX. Despite hitting freezing temperatures earlier this year, Austin remains very "Texas-y" and we have temperatures in the 80s in March.

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#1

I Capture My Marriage And Parenting Problems In 50 Honest Comics (New Pics)

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Ellis Tamura 2 years ago

Awww. Sweet AND scary!

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My baby is now almost 3. He is so cute he has already appeared in 4 commercials! Don't worry. All of his earnings were put into a separate account so he can buy his own crappy car when he becomes a teenager. I'm not going to profit off of my ridiculously good-looking baby.

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago

Alex is smart, if nothing else.

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#3

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

call the disappearing neck Police !

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I know I've published 170 comics at Bored Panda in the last few months, but these are the products of 4 years of hard work. We usually publish one comic a week on Facebook, Instagram, and very soon Webtoons (as soon as I get Webtoons up to date, we're behind on Webtoons).

#4

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago

*MANIC LAUGHTER*

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#5

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Ellis Tamura 2 years ago

Ew is she peeling off his SKIN!

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My favorite part of having a baby is listening to him laugh or giggle. His joy is so infectious, it's magical. My least favorite part is whenever he gets hurt. I never realized a little wound on another person could hurt ME so much.

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Julieandthephatones 2 years ago

a MuPPeT lol

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#7

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Nicole McDowall 2 years ago

🤣 too true.

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I'm really excited to apply to San Diego Comic Con again. I've hosted panels there twice already, which is one of the highest honors I've ever received. I didn't apply the year I had my baby, and then the pandemic hit. Fingers crossed I get a panel again!

#8

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago

" Sauce you up " MY GOD THAT IS SOME GOOD STUFF RIGHT THERE.

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#9

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*Displayname*=idk 2 years ago

Lol, you got to love South park.

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#10

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Alex 2 years ago

The cold never bothered me anyways~

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#11

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𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 2 years ago

Aaah, I see what you did there

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#12

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago

I am suppressing a massive smile.

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#13

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Nicole McDowall 2 years ago

Don't forget about boxes, hours of fun 😝

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#14

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An Unpopular Opinion. 2 years ago

Awwww

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Edgar Obamwonyi 2 years ago

every man's worst nightmare

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#16

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𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 2 years ago

Baby hugs 🥺❤️ my sister would just claw my face

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#17

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𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 2 years ago

Ppl call my mom a milf. I hate it 😂

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#18

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ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 2 years ago

when my brotehr is trying to be affectionate after being a huge pain in the ass this is what i think

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#19

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago (edited)

You mean "Murder people's ears time"? Edit, OMG, where did my humorous genius go?

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#20

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best turtle 2 years ago

and its a baby he's worried about

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#21

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Me Oh My 2 years ago

jokes on them, I frequently sleep like that and it's comfy as hell

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#22

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𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 2 years ago

Have no shame 🙋🏻‍♀️

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#23

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago (edited)

Still suppressing a massive shite-eating grin. I swear, I'll probably be the dad one day. Somehow.

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#24

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Alex 2 years ago

lol

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#25

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

aaaw, true proof of love <3 :)

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Jonathan Labelle 2 years ago

smell like couch for you buddy!

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#27

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago (edited)

all babies do. My youngest still does, for that matter.

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#28

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David Szeremi 2 years ago

She lies! Mostly

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

this lil' f*cker do it in purpose ! !D

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mulk 2 years ago

... the baby is happy (and dont' care) ^^

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#31

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Steve 2 years ago

Did she secretly want to marry Sean Bean?

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best turtle 2 years ago

there are easier ways to get a vasectomy you know

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Anjelika 2 years ago

We named our Roomba

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago (edited)

this girl is a savage :D

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Joanne O'Brien 2 years ago

Savage

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thebossanovabird 2 years ago

:3

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Mistralok 2 years ago

Bruce Lee reborn.

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DaShaun Trosper 2 years ago

Damn he is the boss he knows it lol

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Mariah Noel 2 years ago

Me hiding during hide and seek.

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#40

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Edgar Obamwonyi 2 years ago

WhAt NO!

12points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

i hate when this happens, i hate when i do it to me :p

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Nitro Codes 2 years ago (edited)

What a hopeless romantic, that Alex is.

15points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago (edited)

"say dada" - "mama" - "say dada !" - "mama" - "Say Dada !!!" - "not the mama !"

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Edgar Obamwonyi 2 years ago (edited)

pReCiSeLy

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Mistralok 2 years ago

I got too tired for this years ago.

5points

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

don't forget the green nostrils

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Edgar Obamwonyi 2 years ago (edited)

ur not alone they've attacked many hearts

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#48

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Kat Girl 2 years ago

O

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Kat Girl 2 years ago

Wow

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago (edited)

tied in the back is an option too

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Asian comedian Joy Lin + "white devil" boy toy + demon nugget baby. Enjoy!

Asian comedian Joy Lin + "white devil" boy toy + demon nugget baby. Enjoy!

Titas Burinskas

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

This dude right here? He works as a Community Manager at Bored Panda. Has no back-story, cause his spine works just fine. He writes about himself in third-person, and in first-person about others. Fell in love with storytelling and cannot let that love go. Now, he's here to help you make your own story simply beautiful. Secretly makes cute music samples and writes stories in the dark that nobody has ever heard of before.

What do you think ?

Space Whale 2 years ago (edited)

These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.

17points

Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago

Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

at least, realistic hilarity :D

10points

Araceli Johnstun 2 years ago

I showed these to my mom and she started laughing (mother of 8)

7points

Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago

I used to not like parenting jokes because I couldn't relate, but now I'll watch the cheesiest movies about regular people being dropped into a parenting situation because I know what's coming for them...

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Space Whale 2 years ago (edited)

These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.

17points

Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago

Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.

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Mimi La Souris 2 years ago

at least, realistic hilarity :D

10points

Araceli Johnstun 2 years ago

I showed these to my mom and she started laughing (mother of 8)

7points

Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago

I used to not like parenting jokes because I couldn't relate, but now I'll watch the cheesiest movies about regular people being dropped into a parenting situation because I know what's coming for them...

9points

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