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Hi, everyone. I’m Joy from Alloy Comics (artwork by Nohra Johnston). Thank you for your support on our 2 previous posts, which were both featured on the homepage of Bored Panda and accumulated over 134K views collectively!
Here are 50 more comics that chronicle married life, my demon nugget's growth, and how he slowly drives my husband and I to madness. Please follow Alloy Comics on Facebook, Instagram, and Webtoons to view all the comics in chronological order.
A little background: I'm originally from Taiwan, and I'm a math/science teacher by day and comedian/screenwriter by night. My much-younger part-Jewish "white devil" boy toy Alex has a job too boring to mention, but I love him anyway. Despite our one-foot height difference and half-inch nose difference, we found happiness in Austin, TX. Despite hitting freezing temperatures earlier this year, Austin remains very "Texas-y" and we have temperatures in the 80s in March.
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#1
Final score:
75points
My baby is now almost 3. He is so cute he has already appeared in 4 commercials! Don't worry. All of his earnings were put into a separate account so he can buy his own crappy car when he becomes a teenager. I'm not going to profit off of my ridiculously good-looking baby.
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I know I've published 170 comics at Bored Panda in the last few months, but these are the products of 4 years of hard work. We usually publish one comic a week on Facebook, Instagram, and very soon Webtoons (as soon as I get Webtoons up to date, we're behind on Webtoons).
My favorite part of having a baby is listening to him laugh or giggle. His joy is so infectious, it's magical. My least favorite part is whenever he gets hurt. I never realized a little wound on another person could hurt ME so much.
#6
Final score:
65points
#7
Final score:
65points
I'm really excited to apply to San Diego Comic Con again. I've hosted panels there twice already, which is one of the highest honors I've ever received. I didn't apply the year I had my baby, and then the pandemic hit. Fingers crossed I get a panel again!
#11
Final score:
56points
#14
Final score:
52points
#15
Final score:
47points
#18
Final score:
45points
ᴀʟᴇxᴏᴛʟ_ᴘʟᴀʏs_ᴄʀᴋ 2 years ago
when my brotehr is trying to be affectionate after being a huge pain in the ass this is what i think
#19
Final score:
44points
Nitro Codes 2 years ago (edited)
You mean "Murder people's ears time"? Edit, OMG, where did my humorous genius go?
#20
Final score:
43points
#22
Final score:
40points
#23
Final score:
40points
Nitro Codes 2 years ago (edited)
Still suppressing a massive shite-eating grin. I swear, I'll probably be the dad one day. Somehow.
#25
Final score:
38points
#27
Final score:
37points
#28
Final score:
37points
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Space Whale 2 years ago (edited)
These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago
Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.
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Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago
I used to not like parenting jokes because I couldn't relate, but now I'll watch the cheesiest movies about regular people being dropped into a parenting situation because I know what's coming for them...
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These were hilarious! I love the style and the jokes are well written.
Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago
Thank you so much! I didn't have to write most of the jokes because they happened organically in real life. I'm lucky to have a husband with a similar sense of humor and an artist friend who can capture our expressions.
Load More Replies... Alloy Comics (Post author) 2 years ago
I used to not like parenting jokes because I couldn't relate, but now I'll watch the cheesiest movies about regular people being dropped into a parenting situation because I know what's coming for them...
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