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Hey everyone, I'm Joy! I'm originally from Taiwan, and I'm a math/science teacher by day and comedian/screenwriter by night. I would also love to mention my much-younger part-Jewish "white devil" boy toy Alex who has a job too boring to mention, but I love him anyway. Despite our one-foot height difference and half-inch nose difference, we found happiness in Austin, TX.

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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's just typical Chinese mom honesty. Don't worry. I grew up fine. :)

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Your Favorite Buzz Boi
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3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bob the builder, can he fix it? Bob the builder, no he can't!

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First and foremost, I want to credit my talented artist Nohra Johnston. She is the one spending 2-5 hours completing these comics each week; I'm merely the storyteller. Even though I am a comedian and screenwriter, I don't actually have to do creative writing for Alloy Comics. All I have to do is journal since all of these stories actually happened to me. I use Facebook like a joke diary, and I print out all my posts at the end of each year into a neat, pretty, shiny book.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was specifically referring to that Spiderman kiss scene from the Tobey Maguire classic because we are nerds. ;p

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just today I saw a dad swinging his young daughter around by the ankles behind his back and yelling "where's [name of kid]? She disappeared!" while his other little daughter watched, and both kids were giggling uproariously, clearly having the time of their lives. It was so freaking cute. That afternoon I told my dad "I saw this guy who really reminded me of you!" 😄

    Steffen Rehm
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom told me the Story of Baby-me and my sleep habits. I instantly sleeping in, when my little babyhead hang over the knee of my dad, backwards. The first time she sees this, she was in a attempt to murder my dad because of probably dangerously hurting me, but had to realize, i was asleep and fine. I was up until then, a very awake baby. :D

    RedOphelia 13
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a monkey. Definitely monkey because they eventually hit the crawling/climbing stage and are all over everything. E V E R Y T H I N G.

    Yoga Kitty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even as a child - if somebody lifted me up or, even worse, tried to turn me around I would be frightened to death. I could never do things like cartwheels, handstands or anything - losing the ground beneath my feet completely freaks me out.

    EmCWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So sad that as an adult I don't have anyone to flip me upside down anymore

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    plot twist there is no right answer

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm happy to report he was smart enough to shut up...or maybe he did because I was cutting off his circulation...

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    Bacony Cakes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll wring your neck like the telephone exchange"

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she is angry, she will do it, whatever the answer is.

    Chris Scritchfield
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then St Peter I told her you didn't catch up you pulled an Usain Bolt and left it. Then poof I am here.

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    Every 6 months or so, I send Nohra jokes in comic format and pay her an insulting amount of money for her to make my dreams come true. Here is an example of what I sent Nohra for the comic Meerkat:

    Panel 1: Alex and Joy and spooning on the couch, watching TV.

    Panel 2: A baby cries "Wah!" off-screen. Alex and Joy both open their eyes super wide.

    Panel 3: They pop up into a sitting position. Alex: Was that the TV baby or our baby? Joy: I think it was the TV.

    Panel 4: They both slouch back into the couch. Joy: Our child has conditioned us into meerkats. Alex: I feel traumatized. This is practically emotional abuse!

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    Ben Steinberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her name is Joy 'something Asian' Lin??

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, not technically speaking, but he can't pronounce my Chinese middle name, so...

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    ~Th3lostHaven~
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is a true story then I'm going to laugh, and then tell myself that my boyfriend had better do this. (If I ever get one :,) )

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    True story with a twist. He actually had my artist draw this up and showed it to me to propose.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only way to propose :P

    Catrovert
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok this is adorable, but if somebody proposes to me and calls my middle “something Asian” I doubt it’s going to be a yes unless he’s literally my soulmate and has no flaws

    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just like my husband and I!! We're so weird with each other that his mom scolds him if she sees him messing with me, but it's just how we are. Ex- if he asks me "do you want a sandwich?" And I say "no" then he'll say "well go to hell then!" and he says it in a sing-song way. He's 50 and I'm 44 and were still immature middle schoolers lol

    Ben cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is how I’m going to propose

    Rebekah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the wicked eyebrow raise. :)

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know! Every time I say it, he never fails to do this.

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    Trisha Howson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep yep. You could have not made those kids without my help lol he says. And I'm just like grr Buddy you have no idea but I wish you had to have an idea of what it freaking feels like to carry a baby an give birth

    Ali Sherlock
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can picture my boyfriend saying this when we have kids

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are a good boy, only when I need cash.

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    I'm actually quite surprised we haven't met anyone who's said anything negative about Alloy Comics...yet! Most people find our comics adorable. Some people question if we really talk to each other like that. The answer is yes, we certainly do. There is no exaggeration here. Alloy Comics is my life. My favorite part of the creative process is when Nohra does all the hard work and sends me the comic on Friday night. Hahaha!

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happens to us all the time. Crying on TV confuses us. It's like listening to music in the car that has sirens in the background.

    Shelley DuVal
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get the same when my phone rings, more often then not it's the tv ringing, not my phone

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sure my dogs feel the same way about televised doorbells, knocks and barking dogs. They often look at me as though I am in on the deceit.

    IsABELLA
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    Get rid of the child 😈

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asspire to be like you as a parent

    ima cat
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    Please don't be a parent.

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's true... babies of every variety are cute so we'll nuture them and not abandon them on an ice floe.

    Ragnhild Nilsen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanting to throw your baby/ toddler out the window from the fourth floor is common. Doing it is (luckily) not.

    Demon Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why all babys ae cute. otherwise no one would go through the trouble.

    Gabrielle B. Marcelo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ima cat whats wrong with you its just a joke?

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    For Nohra, though, she enjoys sketching the most because it's the most organic side of drawing. She loves getting ideas of movement, flow, and character expression. Nohra's art is influenced by cartoons on the cartoon network in the early 2000s, such as Genndy Tartakovsky and Craig McCracken. Every now and then, she gets burned out by a bigger project. When that happens, she doodles stuff for fun to get the sparks going again.

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom said I looked like a spider when I was born. Thanks mom 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine said i looked like a monkey! Very very hairy 😅😅😅

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    Skyfire647
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, at least he's cuter that way. 🥺

    Gabrielle B. Marcelo
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats how i was when i was a baby, so much so that my nickname became gabbiepooh thanks papa.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'd be mad too if my partner was slacking while I was attending to OUR child ^^"

    Deni Castro
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm, one cell came from the dad and the other from the mom, so...

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend blamed me for her baby's colic. New baby brain, you know. She used to call me very late at night holding screaming baby. And to think I let her steal 4 pounds of M & M's that students brought me.

    IsABELLA
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    now dump the kid on his lap grab your purse and say "I'm leaving now , bye" and he'll think you told and he forgot

    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or you could say "hey, I think I need a break, can you take him?" if you're feeling overwhelmed at the moment.

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    She started taking digital art commissions fresh out of school and never looked back. It is definitely the easiest way to share the art with the world. She says knowing people really enjoy her content makes her want to make more of it. We are bringing joy to the world, basically, pun intended. Nohra is in the process of creating a series of characters and showing off her own stories. You can find her on Facebook, Twitter, and Artstation!

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, absolutely :’>

    Katie Brandon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about slept like a teenager on the weekend

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's much better. I could sleep all day if I could do it without guilt XD.

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    Dark Pearl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could upvote 50 fentillion times because I've always HATED that saying!!

    Candace D.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plot twist....whenever they do go to sleep, they sleep like they worked a full time job!! It's the audacity for me

    Ka Se
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is because the babies sleep far away from the parents. Natural scared mechanism kicks in and the baby calls for its caregivers. (In past times, when we had no save comfortable houses, it was very dangerous for a little one to be alone at night. )

    Vicky Z
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe "sleeps like a baby when the mum is not sleeping" is more accurate?

    Ola Pe
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think sleep deficiency is one of the biggest tortures. My daughter began to sleep through the night when she was 6 Snd it was always a rocky path getting her to sleep.

    Šimon Špaček
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the last stock crash I slept like a baby. Cried whole night and shat myself twice...

    Dismage Located
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe means they didn’t sleep enough

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Logik. I was born in the year of the monkey (I love Rit-Chan from Fruits Basket, he's kinda like me.)

    Naesil
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in a year of snake, I have been bitten by the only really poisonous snake in our country and had to spend week in a hospital as a kid :D

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    Moezzzz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude! Cartoon dad is a hottie!

    Gabrielle B. Marcelo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    year of the tigger here guess what my favorite thing to do is when not reading? boing !boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!boing!BOING!BOING!

    Galko-chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in the year of the ox

    CandyCat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in year of the pig too!

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    Skyfire647
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil genius baby. Might make for an interesting super villian later in life 😈

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    Alexander Smith
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know he slept on the couch that night.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha, maybe for other couples, but this is how we show love. I can appreciate a good joke.

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    Samuel Pelatan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it a boomer level joke ? "mariage bad lol"

    MotherMayhem
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I refer to our marriage as a life sentence with no hope of parole 🤣🤣

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    Veronica Sjöberg
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate men who sexualize breastfeeding in any way. So gross.

    Does It Really Matter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Old saying... Boobs are like trains... Dads play with them... But are ment for the kids

    Landon Ream
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it ain’t him it the karens

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont know how a babys grip can be so strong

    Summer Mason
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. My boy had a death grip on my hair while I was breast feeding. I had to call my husband for help.

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    Patrick O'Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The human body is incredibly strong. My guess: Adults normally know how to controll their strength because most people dont want to actually harm others. Babies dont know how to do that yet.

    CaptainDinosaur
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an evolutionary trait. When our ancestors lived in trees, the infant would cling to the mothers hair so they wouldn't fall, leaving Mom's arms free for climbing.

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    Archer Harris
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HER FACE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean apparently he plans torture for both of them….

    CloudySky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All worker bees are female. Men bees are only alive to reproduce, I guess.

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude is like “i would rather prefer vodka”

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    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's great give it right back, who's worse a mother or a mother f***er

    malenchki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like my mum better than my dad so a mother

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    Alif Zakaria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, she’s right. He is a nerd f*cker

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I a toxic-wasre f#ckr then?

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    ChickenNugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, i think I know this. Isn't it like 'wo ai ni' or something?

    *Displayname*=idk
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I took several Chinese classes in fourth and fifth grade (some in sixth but changed schools)

    CORGI QUEEN
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me over here thinking abt when hyunjin said nnnnnsaranghae (edit: i understand that it is korean)

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    Daniel Marsh
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worse: "I've identified a condition in children who suffer problems socializing in school. By identifying it, we can help those who suffer from it." "What are you calling it?" "Ass burgers syndrome, of course."

    CloudySky
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same is the fear of long words: Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia also called, Sesquipedalophobia.

    Eric Rossman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My anniversary IS May 4 and my oldest son is Luke. Yeah. I'm a nerd!

    Eliza Nicolaou
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dyslexia is a Greek word and as Greek I can assure you that every word is a nightmare for as who indeed have dyslexia.

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    Lollipop Girl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Babies are the most important meal of the day! 😁

    Arthur Dupuis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait wait wait no that's not how it works

    Milo Maruz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My grandma would literally bite my cheeks until I was like 10.

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The toes are the tastiest, before they crawl.

    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    paprika goes really wll with children

    Pia kjærgaard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or eating there cute litlle round Butts after bath…. Oh,nothing cuter😍

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    Tanisha Gupta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just out of curiosity... what is a bidet?

    Pheebs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get robots instead of jewelry. Other than my engagement ring, my hubs has never bought me jewelry, and I don’t wear my ring. 😂

    Pia kjærgaard
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a toilet,only U Can wash U’r Behind…..🙈😂🤣😂

    Kathleen Lowery
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    3 years ago

    My bf NEVER knows what to get me, so he just buys groceries

    Marissa Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering the house i'm in came with a bedit i can honestly say..i'd ask for the same from my hubby lol (if i had one)

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't blame her I'm American and I would love a bidet

    Rebekah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be thrilled with a bidet.

    F. Solo-Saenz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A ceramic squirt "gun" bathroom unit

    Arthur Dupuis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bidet is a thing you put around your neck, like a apron, but really small, like the size of your neck.

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    Ann L.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    100% Also not being able to find what their looking for and it's right in front of them.

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    Robin DJW
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not counting the first time he goes out the door, my husband averages about 2.3 returns for something he forgot. Once he even made it to 4!

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    PenitentEyeball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most airline seats are uncomfortable for everyone, but especially tall peeps.

    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yea honestly i would rather not have legs tbh

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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you are short, at least you can get a tall person to help you. If you are tall, too bad. Now I feel better about being short.

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t worry buddy it happened to me too

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To kiss him? To stab him with your beard, that is!

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did this to my baby brother. I was trying to give him a kiss but he moved his head and I poked him in the eye with my nose :/. Oh well.

    Unnamed Hooman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s the beard and moustache. Prickly

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    Cristin Dadant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm American and it's pretty blatant and awful. I can only take comfort that at least, FINALLY, it's in the public discussion. We have soooo much more work to do. We basically haven't even started, but at least people can't deny it anymore. Eliza Nicolaou, I'm so curious by what 'potentially misleading' means. What does that look like?

    Rissie
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not racist. That's applying measurably correct stereotypes and proving them such by displaying and showing awareness of exceptions.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, I wasn't serious. It's just a running joke for us.

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    Eliza Nicolaou
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    3 years ago

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    I don't get how racism work in America... In Greece stereotypes are not considered racist. Just potentially misleading.

    Lucca Wenner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is because the stereotypes are to the point of offensive. Such as many Chinese do not like attention drawn to narrow eyes, and to have Chinese models having makeup to make their eyes look more narrow is very offensive to many of them. As it affects their perceived viewpoint of beauty, and the stereotype that all Chinese has small, slanted eyes. The excess use and overdoing of stereotypes is where things get out of hand.

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    Sofia Gonzalez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree with the guy, I find her interesting

    LavenderAxolotl
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was talking to his baby for a second, I was like "woah, that kid is smarter than I'll ever be"

    K
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um, you are awesome!

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    JennaMae
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or .. The I know exactly where it is at the bottom of ..... Lake

    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t get mine off anymore 🧐

    malenchki
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol just like I don’t know where my bus pass is at the moment I never lost it… if I did I wouldn’t be able to go to school… I did not lose it.

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that is a fair answer. Some things are misplaced, but rarely lost... a slipper or the remote for example.

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    Box Knight
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You had a kid together...

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were submitted in order, but Bored Panda published them out of order. This panel was before the proposal, actually.

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, this was before they got engaged, which was before they got married, which was before they had a kid.

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    best turtle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she cant reach but that doesnt mean she cant throw

    Jay Son
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh lol that's me and my wife exactly xD

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same problem when i was kid. Lie down straight, end up waking up sideways. I was convinced there was a ghost or smthin

    KyletheWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me and my brother still do it. I'm 13. XD

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't give little babies pillows. Pillows in a crib can increase the risk of suffocation. The only bedding your kid needs is sheets and maybe a light blanket. No toys, no pillows. Not until they're over a year old, anyway.

    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, we didn't. I didn't specify when I gave my artist the descriptions. The pillow he uses is a thin memory foam one with a hole in the middle to cradle his head.

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 14 year old roll over all the bed, on the pillow and me.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you mean your 14 year old now or when they were little?

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    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was at least a bit nerdy, he could add, that he had to steal one as he already knows they wouldn’t be compatible or something?

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Belly saucing is a very disturbing term to me.

    Šimon Špaček
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use tabascco sauce and she will never ever ask you to do it again. You might get divorce papers, though...

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a reference to this comic, which wasn't selected by Bored Panda. Sauce-Engl...e0-png.jpg Sauce-English-61eed3fb480e0-png.jpg

    Šimon Špaček
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for sharing that, now it makes more sense. But who wouldn't understand belly sauce?

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    rspanther
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again.

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    Skyfire647
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol same thing always happened with my dad when we did those things

    KyletheWolf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he look better without a beard??

    Rylosalex
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looked more handsome with.....but that's just me.

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    Samuel Zhao
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Says the Asian (I’m not tryna b3 racist I’m asian

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a running joke that I'm the Asian one, but he has smaller eyes.

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    KhaoticGood
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey, ik those characters!!

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    DumplingQueen
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no! THey didn't censor that horrible word!! Oh, our minds will all perish and die now.

    Alif Zakaria
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Boobies are a requirement and a priority. Change my mind.

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why else would they exist

    Roe Rainrunner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! My hubbie used to scratch me softly, when I was itchy :3

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    Space whale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She do be looking like a pug tho

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Last pic, she is more pug.

    Jonathan Labelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pouting like that remind me of jigglypuff

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    Sky Render
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife and I often do this to the opening theme of Night Court. We also come up with lyrics for the theme on the fly praising each others' sexiness and expressing how much we love each other. It's fun!

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    Melody Machala
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you see his 🥸 Mustache

    Duck Master
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What he do it’s always something

    Anjali Cooper
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s his shocked/offended mouth… 😂 I thought it was a mustache at first too!

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so you have a spider bat woodchuck hybrid child

    Brynn Cieslak
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wood tastes goood!" says five-year old me

    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did that too... I don't know why.

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crib taste good. Eat crib. Yum. Bite too hard. Not yum. Sad. Repeat.

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    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, my twins had that phase when they were teething, there are incredibly regular teeth marks all along the foot/head of their beds, where they used to stand whenever they were interacting with each other. Now they bite each other's socks and toes...Yippie.

    Kittylover368
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That reminds me of this, “but coral, why?!”

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's not symmetrical or perfect, but it's beautiful and it's mine! What else can I do...?"

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    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always. Your monkey-ape like kid will always be cuter then those kitten-chick like babies.

    Pizzagirl 91
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do think my twins are objectively prettier than a lot of babies in our hometown... Everyday we meet Pugface, Pinchedface, Pumpkinface and Puddingneck, a great many of them look like caricatures, not real babies... There's also pretty babies, but they're rare!

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    PenitentEyeball
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    However can we know who the mother of a baby is??? (Joke)

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why it would make sense for inheritance to travel down through the female instead of males

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe he will grow a jew nose when he is older?

    Kanuli
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reason with the eyes is, that they don’t grow anymore while the rest of your head does 🤓

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    Mine Truly
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly how abusive relationships work. "Yes he broke my arm, but he's so sweet to me most of the time!"

    Lucca Wenner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, dark as f-, but that is what makes it so funny as dark humor. But RL abuse is NOT funny!

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    Jacob Nunez
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She’s prepared for the future

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you can sue someone if they attempt to murder you? 😂 Pretty sure that's not how the law works.

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    Casper Mandi Shroyer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not overly attached, it's called first time parents.

    Meif’wa Fan
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    3 years ago

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    Its not stalking, its being overly attached

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    Warped Katana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahhh teeny baby with his adorable smile..

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quick, hide Kyo! He's not gonna like someone born in Kagura's year...XD.

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    IsABELLA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not love that's magic

    Rachel Cobb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my rule too. I may ask if you want it, or cut it in half, but you don't get to choose. 🙃

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    Meif’wa Fan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might be in a different order based on upvotes

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    Rijkærd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The level of relationship goals i should be striving for...in a genuine context

    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they ever genuinely compliment each other?

    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but I feel like they mostly engage in light teasing. It's fun!

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    Elizabeth Truss
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Attempted murder. Does that mean she can sue him?

    Roe Rainrunner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing better do keep a relationship spicy, then some good teasing ;-)

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    Kathleen Lowery
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She can sue only if he actually tries and she survives the attempt

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    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was back when I was breastfeeding and pumping. Bored Panda published my comics out of order, which is why it doesn't make sense.

    Ka Se
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tey post it in the order of likes, don't they?

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only cute when you can shut it off our take the batteries out. At 3 am, it's not cute.

    Ka Se
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother in law send my kid lots of electronic noisy toys. Mainly to sleep and cuddle with. Youst yesterday I woke up because one of them gone rampage.

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    Rachel Cobb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was snicker-doodle; I was sweet, and warm, and pale. 🍪🔥😮‍💨

    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All babies look like Ed Asner to me.

    Okasan Willis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Share his being born in the year of the boar

    Samuel Zhao
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was born in the year of the dog, so my mom called me goudansam. It became one of my email addresses and a popular password for when I want to lock myself out of an account

    Mr.Machete
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should make a pic of him criticising breast milk XD

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    Raven DeathShade
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How to tell if you're really in love: they make you want to become a better person.

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    Gladys Hayes Southerland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So he very quietly puked over my shoulder & down my back. L never knew until l was halfway thru church & turned to say "hi"to the person behind me... Who was probably thinking "what a slob!"

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    GoddessOdd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if this works out.....🤣🤣🤣