Join the Fun!

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Bambi 7 years ago

Hahaha!! Omg! *tears*

47points

#2

Warm Nights

Final score:

147points

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varwenea 7 years ago

That's way sweeter than us. I say, "Ewwww. too hot, too hot, go away." as I roll to the other side of the bed.

22points

#3

When Kellie Is Having A Hard Time I Try My Best To Help Her Through It, Because I Know She'll Do The Same For Me. Take Care Of Each Other, Guys

Final score:

143points

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Allana Rose 7 years ago

Awwww this is so sweet!

20points

#4

When I've Turned Over To Go To Sleep But Kellie Wants Attention: Shit Gets Real Weird

Final score:

139points

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Michel M. Prins 7 years ago

True love... I think

26points

#5

Anyone Else Do That Thing Where You're So Tired You're Actually Too Tired To Begin The Bedtime Routine, So You Just Continue To Sit There Exhausted?

Final score:

136points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

I didn't know this was a thing, I just thought I was super weird. lol

27points

#6

Sometimes Kellie And I Will Be Talking To Each Other When We'll Suddenly Break Out In Spontaneous Silent Dancing

Final score:

133points

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Mia Rennie 7 years ago

yeeeesss!

11points

#7

Spooning Technique No.73

Final score:

123points

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varwenea 7 years ago

We call it the octopus too!!!

10points

#8

When Kellie Is About To Give Me A Massage And Is Applying The Oil/lotion, She Pretends She's A Guy Ejaculating On Me

Final score:

121points

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Rebekah 7 years ago

C**p, now everyone in the office is looking at me. Too damn funny.

29points

#9

Kellie Sometimes Does This Weird Thing Where She Bares Her Teeth And Gums - We Call It The Old Dog Face - And Stares At Me In Silence Waiting For Me To Notice

Final score:

120points

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Celeste Spaniel 7 years ago

I do that to my partner too! :P

22points

#10

The Time I Didn't Realize I Had A Hole In My Pants And My Balls Were Hanging Out

Final score:

99points

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Wendy 7 years ago

LMFAO~!!!

15points

#11

Recently The 3 Of Us Were Involved In A Nasty Car Crash. Betty, Our Honda Civic, Protected Us And Made Sure None Of Us Were Hurt, But She Was Too Damaged To Salvage

Final score:

89points

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Claire 7 years ago

Glad to hear you're okay!

23points

#12

Most Days When I Get Home From Work Poppy Wants To Play Tea Parties With Me. We Pretend To Pour The Tea And Eat Cake And It's Adorable To Watch Her

Final score:

83points

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Rebekah 7 years ago

Aw, good daddy.

8points

#13

The Time Kellie Was In The Garden And Caught Me Flexing In The Mirror Post-Workout

Final score:

83points

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Bianca Malata 7 years ago

lol

6points

#14

Sometimes I Sleep In Weird Positions

Final score:

81points

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Janice Foster 7 years ago

I sleep in that possie too - SO comfortable!

24points

#15

Kellie Does The Most Amazing Job Raising Poppy. She Dedicates Every Waking Moment To Making Poppy Happy And I Couldn't Be More Proud Of Her. We Love You Mummy

Final score:

80points

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Sasy 7 years ago

This should be a card, I can imagine it selling really well on Mothers Day or just because its relevant days ♥ it is perfect

4points

#16

When Either Of Us Is Ill We Always Buy Each Other Grapes And Fresh Orange Juice, Like It's A Magical Cure For Every Illness

Final score:

79points

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jo_shortland 7 years ago

Sweet

9points

#17

About 2AM Poppy Comes Into Our Bed. This Is Her Preferred Sleeping Position

Final score:

77points

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Jeremie Guerra 7 years ago

We are having the same nights those days ^^ The problem is that my daughter is growing fast, I wonder how long I'll still have a spot in the bed! :)

11points

#18

We Would Just Gaze At Her Lovingly For Hours

Final score:

75points

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Claire Mellusco 7 years ago

Haha yes! Hubby gets home on a Friday and does this. I've seen nothing else for the past 120 hours just let me have a bit of chill out time!

12points

#19

Sometimes She Can Be A Bit Of A Silly Bum, But I Do Bloody Love Her

Final score:

74points

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Allana Rose 7 years ago

You are so lucky to have found someone. Make it last guys!

24points

#20

Kellie And I Are Both Ridiculously Insecure People

Final score:

72points

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Rogue Angel 7 years ago

I get like that too. And the whole 'Would I do/buy/give/say ____ if I didn't love you' answer is not an answer. Just so you know.

7points

#21

Monday Never Comes (My Weakness Is Chocolate Ice Cream, Kellie's Is Crisps, Chips)

Final score:

65points

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Galeanthropy2017 7 years ago

I say this as Monday becomes never...

11points

#22

Kellie And I Were In A Coffee Shop When She Noticed I Had A Single Long White Hair Sprouting Out Of One Of My Eyebrows

Final score:

62points

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Rike Im-Vogelnest 7 years ago

HAHAHA ...I know that... boyfriends awsome eyebrow hairs :D

7points

#23

Kellie Likes It When I Do Chores

Final score:

62points

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dankay01 7 years ago

Relationship goals...........sigh.

11points

#24

Kellie And Poppy Are Staying At Nanny's This Week. I'll Be Sitting By Myself Singing Celine Dion

Final score:

61points

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Rebekah 7 years ago

Time for more ice cream!

13points

#25

Every Morning We Wake Mummy Up Like This

Final score:

61points

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Marzo Florida 7 years ago

Thats adorable <3

4points

#26

Spooning Technique No. 27 - The Bear Grab

Final score:

60points

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Petra Marczis 7 years ago

'if i wanted to' :D :D :D

11points

#27

When I Try And Be Sexy But Just Look Like A Particularly Feminine Girl

Final score:

59points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

At least you try!

12points

#28

Over 30 Hours Of Labor Summed Up In One Illustration. You Did Brilliantly Kellie. I Love You

Final score:

57points

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Mirtha Treviño 7 years ago

Nice to see you are so in love and appreciative of her <3

8points

#29

Kellie Always Supports Me Through My Latest Crisis Of Confidence

Final score:

55points

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Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago

Awwww true love💑

2points

#30

Spooning Technique No. 83 - The Accidental Knees

Final score:

54points

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varwenea 7 years ago

I'm afraid of the rough knee hairs and sandpaper knee skin.

7points

#31

And They Say Romance Is Dead

Final score:

54points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

Haha, at least you're honest!

14points

#32

Kellie Drops Food On Herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens

Final score:

53points

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Kristen Hdz 7 years ago

Me too! hahaha

10points

#33

I Love Carrying Poppy

Final score:

51points

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Vivian Osness 7 years ago

These are so cute oh my god

18points

#34

Kellie's Belly Has Developed A Soft Coating Of Hair During Pregnancy, Like A Baby Chicken

Final score:

51points

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Donna Dillon-Truckenbrod 7 years ago

LOL Chicken belly!!!

8points

#35

If You Say 'cheers' To Poppy When She Has A Drink She'll Clink Her Cup With Yours. It's Super Adorable

Final score:

48points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

Too cute!

7points

#36

Kellie Finds It Funny The Way I Always Use Two Towels When I Get Out Of The Bath Or Shower. I Thought Everyone Did?

Final score:

48points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

Weird! I use two as well, but one's for my hair, cause it needs its own.

19points

#37

Our First Day At Home With Poppy

Final score:

47points

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Marzo Florida 7 years ago

The blush on each of their cheeks is cute<3

1point

#38

Poppy Isn't A Big Fan Of Sleeping. Once, The Only Way We Could Get Her To Fall Asleep Was By Kellie Getting Into Her Cot Too And Laying Beside Her. I Walked Into The Nursery To Check On Them And Kellie Was Squeezed Into The Cot Reading Her Phone, Afraid To Move

Poppy Isn't A Big Fan Of Sleeping. Once, The Only Way We Could Get Her To Fall Asleep Was By Kellie Getting Into Her Cot Too And Laying Beside Her. I Walked Into The Nursery To Check On Them And Kellie Was Squeezed Into The Cot Reading Her Phone, Afraid To Move

Final score:

46points

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Erin Powell 7 years ago

I've been there! I actually did climb out, though -- VERY carefully!

5points

#39

Whenever Kellie Is Unwell She Makes Sure To Keep Me Posted With Regular Updates On Her Condition

Final score:

45points

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Melissa Boone 7 years ago

I just went through this XD Got the same look, too.

2points

#40

This Is Actually How Kellie And I Talk To Each Other

Final score:

41points

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A Mueller 7 years ago

Same here! 😍

6points

#41

Multitasking

Final score:

36points

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Carl Andrew 7 years ago

I do this! I sometimes pretend to go the loo just so I can have 5 min peace.

10points

#42

Sorry For The Lack Of Posts Over The Last Few Days, Normal Service Is Resumed. Here's Kellie Shaming Me When I Forgot To Flush The Toilet Once

Final score:

36points

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Patricie Sh. 7 years ago

He does that all the time, that's how I know he DOES drink enough. :/ :D

5points

#43

And The Winner Is

Final score:

36points

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Kristen Hdz 7 years ago

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

11points

#44

Sometimes At Night I'll Accidentally Scratch Kellie With One Of My Sharp Disgusting Toenails

Final score:

35points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

OMG, yes. Sometimes I feel like my bf is getting ready to snatch his dinner out of a lake with his talons. Cut those things! D:

15points

#45

Kellie And I Call Each Other All Kinds Of Pet Names. This Is A Text Conversation We Had Today

Final score:

35points

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Wendy 7 years ago

Adorable!!

4points

#46

Ready For Sleepy Times

Final score:

35points

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Melissa Boone 7 years ago

Mine makes a moat of c**p around himself and I have to clear it off to get into bed.

6points

#47

I Love Reading Bedtime Stories To Poppy So Much. They're Some Of My Most Cherished Memories

Final score:

34points

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Sarah Lennie 7 years ago

We have those books, the kids loved them! It's just about time to move them on now though...they grow too fast.

2points

#48

Just As I'm Getting Sleepy Kellie Gets Silly And Craves Attention. Occasionally She Might Pretend To Penetrate Me

Final score:

34points

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Sylvia Matusikova 7 years ago

I would like to f**k my BF too..isnt it strange? And i am heterosexual :)

7points

#49

Pete Spends So Long In The Bath Reading His Phone That Kellie Wonders If He's Dead

Final score:

34points

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Intensive Panda 7 years ago

just write him a message

9points

#50

When I Say 'ah, Gentle' Poppy Strokes My Beard Softly

Final score:

34points

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Wendy 7 years ago

Beautiful ♥

6points

#51

Sometimes When Kellie Is Doing Stuff And She Bends Over I Say 'parp' As If She's Farted

Final score:

32points

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Lucine K 7 years ago

Hahaha!!nice to have a sense of humour

6points

#52

The Time Kellie Had A Single Hair On Her Lip

Final score:

32points

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Wendy 7 years ago

... lived to tell about it - that is what is most impressive ☺

10points

#53

A Few Weeks Ago I Picked Up A Nintendo Switch And I've Been Enchanted By Zelda Ever Since. Kellie Has Lost Me In The Evenings To It

Final score:

31points

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Dee Laking 7 years ago

I had same "problem" here.. but it's such a beautifully done game.

2points

#54

Kellie Gets Playful When I Want To Sleep

Final score:

31points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

Well, I've found a new game to play now. lol

9points

#55

Spoon Techniques

Final score:

31points

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#56

The Time Kellie Woke Up When I Was Reading My Phone, And In Her Confused Sleepy State Thought I Was Reading Her Phone. She Had No Recollection Of Any Of It Come Morning

Final score:

30points

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bloggergirl 7 years ago

oh well then lol

4points

#57

Pete Gets Down Sometimes

Final score:

30points

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#58

If Kellie Is In A Bad Mood Or Having A Rubbish Day, My Default Plan Of Action Is To Offer Her A Nice Cup Of Tea

Final score:

29points

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Amber Ice 7 years ago

XD whats up with her boobs in this one? Though day indeed...

3points

#59

As Poppy Is Getting Older (And Has Teeth) Breastfeeding Is A Little More Painful For Kellie At Times

Final score:

29points

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Lynette Barahona-Elmore 7 years ago

Ayayai!!!!!

1point

#60

Anyone Else Incredibly Fussy About Bananas? For Me They Have To Be Completely Yellow - Not Green - And Have Absolutely No Brown Spots. Kellie Likes Them Almost Totally Covered In Brown Spots, The Weirdo

Anyone Else Incredibly Fussy About Bananas? For Me They Have To Be Completely Yellow - Not Green - And Have Absolutely No Brown Spots. Kellie Likes Them Almost Totally Covered In Brown Spots, The Weirdo

Final score:

28points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

I like them when they are just starting to turn yellow. They have to be a bit green to have a good texture for me. After that, they're too soggy. Eww.

12points

#61

Poppy's First Swim, And Someone Does A Poo In The Pool

Final score:

27points

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Allana Rose 7 years ago

Now this is one of the main reasons, I will not swim in a public pool!

6points

#62

I Love To Snack On Nuts, Kellie Says I'm Like A Squirrel

Final score:

25points

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Wendy 7 years ago

Somewhat disturbing but hilarious ☺

3points

#63

Working Out At Home Means Kellie Is Always On Hand To Offer Support And Encouragement

Final score:

25points

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#64

This Is Kellie's Way Of Telling Me I Have Bad Breath

Final score:

25points

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Wendy 7 years ago

My laughter scared my cats ... hahaha

6points

#65

Little Farts

Final score:

25points

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Candice Kamencik 7 years ago

I'm happy I'm not the only girl who likes to be the "big spoon"!

10points

#66

My Cold Feet Annoy Kellie

Final score:

25points

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Maré Freitas 7 years ago

LOL!

3points

#67

Occasionally When Kellie Bends Over To Do Something I'll Start Pretending To Hump Her, Only This One Time She Happened To Be Bending Over To Get A Hot Tray Out Of The Oven

Final score:

24points

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Amber Ice 7 years ago

Fart-joke in this case would've been better...

2points

#68

Poppy Helps Me Throw Her Nappies (Diapers) Away. I Say 'bye Bye Poo-Poo' And She Drops The Bag Into The Bin

Final score:

24points

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#69

We Bought Two Multipacks Of Differently Flavored Magnum Ice Creams. Kellie Lost Her Shit When I Ate One Of 'her' Ones

Final score:

23points

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Amber Ice 7 years ago

How dare you! X'D

4points

#70

Spooning Technique No. 58 - The Life Jacket

Final score:

23points

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#71

When You Have To Go Back To Work But You're Still Breastfeeding

Final score:

23points

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Kristen Hdz 7 years ago

LOL! Exactly!

7points

#72

Playfighting

Final score:

23points

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Nico Déom 7 years ago

Whoever snoozes or sneezes will lose hahaha

2points

#73

Bedtimes

Final score:

23points

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#74

Kellie And I Are Both Hypochondriacs - We've Constantly Got A List Of Minor Ailments That We Like To Moan To Each Other About, Like Some Kind Of Weird Competition

Final score:

22points

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-- 7 years ago

love the overlapping text bubbles its cool

4points

#75

Pretty Much Every Night Before Bed Kellie And I Brush Our Teeth Together, Every So Often Pulling Silly Faces As We Go

Final score:

22points

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#76

Poppy's First Tentative Steps With Mummy

Final score:

22points

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Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago

A moment you’ll never forget!

0points

#77

Kellie And Baby Both Hiccuping Like Crazy

Final score:

21points

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#78

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Cooking Dinner And Burning It, Setting Off The Smoke Alarm. She'll Then Get Irrationally Annoyed At The Smoke Alarm

Final score:

20points

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Shana 7 years ago

Smoke alarm makes me angry too :P Especially when it announces the batteries are almost dead by nonstop beeping... in the middle of the night... Try turning that thing off while you're still half asleep and rushing to get that thing off before everyone else is awake :P (I've knocked the entire thing, alarm+holder+screws+plugs from the wall 2x now)

4points

#79

Sometimes When Kellie And I Facetime We Pretend To Feed Each Other

Final score:

20points

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Kristel Bijnen 7 years ago

Weird.. but I like weird! Weird people are more fun!

2points

#80

Kellie Discovered Some Hard Truths About Giving Birth

Final score:

20points

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Kira Leseman 7 years ago

Truths like these make me happy that I got spayed and never had kids..

5points

#81

Pretty Standard Conversation For Us

Final score:

19points

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#82

Chilling Out Together On The Living Room Rug

Final score:

18points

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Wendy 7 years ago

I envy your relationship

6points

#83

So We Have This Nice Table From Habitat And Kellie Decided Whilst Changing The Batteries In The Smoke Alarm That It Would Be Totally Fine To Stand Right On The Edge Of It. It Didn't End Well, Folks

Final score:

17points

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Abur Felix 7 years ago

Loving the facial expressions, lol

2points

#84

Poppy Can Be A Wilful Little Madam When She Wants To Be

Final score:

16points

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#85

Poppy Likes To Ride The Mummy Pony. Kellie And I Both Sing It And She Giggles As She Bounces

Final score:

16points

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#86

Kellie Asked Me To Help Get Rid Of A Pesky Cranefly (Also Know As Daddy Long Legs)

Final score:

16points

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Wendy 7 years ago

omg - lol

3points

#87

Poppy Isn't A Fan Of Sleeping, But If She Absolutely Must Do It Then She'll Do It In My Bed. The Sofa Is My Bed Now

Final score:

15points

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Enomfon Asuquo 7 years ago

Awwww, you're a good dad

2points

#88

A Cat That Lives On Our Street Likes To Occasionally Pay Us A Visit And Shit In Our Garden

Final score:

15points

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Wendy 7 years ago

"Wanker cat" ... hahahahah ... all cats are a******s .. especially my two Freeloaders

2points

#89

Poppy Likes To Wash Mummy In The Bath

Final score:

15points

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Andrea Seiden Giroux 7 years ago

my daughter has just started rubbing lotion on me.... :)

3points

#90

When Kellie Went For Treatment On Her Bad Neck And The Physio Was A Huge Beast

Final score:

15points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

Godzilla MD

4points

#91

Kellie Isn't Great With Technology

Final score:

15points

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ADHORTATOR 7 years ago

like my wife... no patience...

3points

#92

Every Morning Poppy And I Make Breakfast While Mum Sleeps. I Ask Poppy Where The Weetabix Is And She Looks Up At The Box

Final score:

15points

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#93

The Warm Weather Brings The Insects Out But I Take Care Of The Problem

Final score:

14points

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Jilltdcatlady 7 years ago

My place is decorated with blobs with spider legs. The rule is "you can live rent free , but if I see you, the deal is off"! And I say that out loud every time one gets mushed any new tenants that just moved in know I'm not kidding around!

3points

#94

Kellie Thinks I Eat Too Much Yogurt

Final score:

14points

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Andrew Kurkovsky 7 years ago

I mean, yogurt is good!!

5points

#95

Literally 2 Weeks After Dropping Her Phone And Cracking The Screen It's Happened Again. This Time Poppy Got Hold Of It And Innocently Threw It

Final score:

14points

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#96

Sometimes - Usually When I'm Worried About Something - This Happens

Final score:

14points

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Silent Skeleton 7 years ago

Same though ;-;

0points