I’ve Been Drawing A Comic Every Day For My Girlfriend For 5 Years (53 Comics, NSFW)

#1

Last Night I Had To Be Firm With Kellie

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172points

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#2

After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

Final score:

118points

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#3

Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

Final score:

113points

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#4

Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

Final score:

98points

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#5

My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

Final score:

92points

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#6

Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

Final score:

84points

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#7

If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

Final score:

82points

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#8

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

Final score:

81points

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#9

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

Final score:

79points

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#10

We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

Final score:

72points

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#11

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

Final score:

64points

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#12

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

Final score:

63points

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#13

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

Final score:

59points

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#14

This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

Final score:

53points

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#15

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

Final score:

51points

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#16

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

Final score:

48points

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#17

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

Final score:

46points

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#18

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

Final score:

44points

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#19

Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

Final score:

44points

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#20

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

Final score:

42points

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#21

Getting In The Halloween Mood

Final score:

42points

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#22

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

Final score:

41points

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#23

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

Final score:

41points

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#24

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

Final score:

40points

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#25

Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

Final score:

39points

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#26

Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

Final score:

39points

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#27

This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

Final score:

38points

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#28

Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

Final score:

37points

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#29

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

Final score:

37points

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#30

Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

Final score:

29points

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#31

Urinal Etiquette

Final score:

28points

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Clinton Yew 7 years ago

... someone did that?

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Pete Duffield 7 years ago

Yup :O

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ゾーイドレーガー 5 years ago

wait..someone did that?

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Pete Duffield 5 years ago

YUP!

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#32

Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

Final score:

27points

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#33

When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

Final score:

27points

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#34

The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

Final score:

27points

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#35

If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

Final score:

26points

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#36

The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

Final score:

25points

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#37

This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

Final score:

25points

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#38

Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

Final score:

25points

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#39

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

Final score:

24points

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#40

When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

Final score:

24points

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#41

Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

Final score:

24points

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#42

Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

Final score:

22points

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#43

All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

Final score:

21points

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#44

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

Final score:

21points

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#45

One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

Final score:

21points

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#46

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

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21points

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#47

Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

Final score:

20points

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#48

Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

Final score:

19points

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#49

This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

Final score:

18points

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#50

This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

Final score:

16points

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#51

Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

Final score:

16points

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#52

There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

Final score:

14points

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#53

The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird

Final score:

13points

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I’ve Been Drawing A Comic Every Day For My Girlfriend For 5 Years (53 Comics, NSFW)

Last Night I Had To Be Firm With Kellie

After Bathing Poppy I Love To Wrap Her Up All Cosy And Say To Her She’s ‘Snug As A Bug In A Rug’. She Says It Back To Me Now And It’s Adorable

Every Night When We Lay Down To Sleep Kellie Pleads With Me To Scratch Her Back. I Think It May Be Her Favourite Thing In The Whole World

Seconds After Walking Through The Front Door Kellie Will Change Into Her Pyjamas, Beaming With Joy At The Blissful Comfort They Bring

My Favourite Part Of Just About Every Day Is When I Come Home From Work And Poppy Is Waiting Excitedly At The Window For Me

Over The Past Month From Out Of The Blue A Cat Has Been Paying Us Visits On A Daily Basis. He Hangs Out At Our Place So Much Now That We Started Buying Him Food. We Call Him 'Cat'

If I Leave My Phone Unattended When I'm Getting Ready For Bed Sometimes Kellie Secretly Changes The Wallpaper To Some Graphic Gay Porn And Waits To See My Shocked Face

When Kellie And I Are Having A Disagreement There’s One Thing That’s Guaranteed To Piss Her Off

Kellie Suffers With Postnatal Depression, And Pete Also Suffers. Life Can Be Hard Sometimes

We Like To Surprise Each Other With Unexpected Dry Humping When The Other Is Doing Household Chores

I Noticed An Empty Space Where A Plant Should Have Been. Turns Out It Was The Latest Victim Of Our Plant Curse

Whenever Poppy Needs Help Getting Up Onto Something, Or Down, Or Is Tired Walking, I Make It Fun By Using Rocket Jumps. I’ll Pretend To Press A Few Buttons On Her Back And Attach The Fuel, Then We’re Off

When I Exercise At Home Poppy Likes To Join In And Tries To Imitate The Positions I Get Into

This Is One Of My Bad Habits That Kellie Finds Amusing / Infuriating

Kellie Had Sunburn On Her Shoulders And Now I Kinda Like Peeling The Skin Off Like A Monkey

This Is What Happened When I Turned Over To Sleep The Other Night. Kellie Can Be All Sleepy And Telling Me She's Tired, But As Soon As I Roll Over To Sleep She Comes Alive And Craves Attention

Yesterday We Dismantled Poppy's Cot And She Helped Me Build Her First Little Toddler Bed. She Was So Excited About It And Eager To Help

Kellie Has Ocd About Switches Being Turned Off, So Before Leaving The House She Will Stare At The Hob For An Eternity, Checking And Triple-Checking That Everything Is Turned Off

Poppy Has Started Doing This Adorable Thing That We Call The Koala Cuddle. When You're Carrying Her She'll Wrap Both Her Arms And Legs Around Your Body

Every Night When Kellie And I Are Ready To Sleep We Say Goodnight, Roll Over... And Go On Our Phones

Getting In The Halloween Mood

So Kellie Often Thinks She's Lost Her Phone. She Gets All Flustered And Panics, Thinking It's Gone Forever. It's Always, Without Fail, Been In Her Bag The Whole Time

For Poppy's Birthday We Bought Her A Mini Micro Scooter. We'd Been Telling Her For Ages How She Was Getting Her Own One And When She Unwrapped It She Almost Exploded With Happiness

Sometimes At Dinner Poppy Will Suddenly Stop Eating And Raise Her Plate Up, Or Slide It Forward, Or Do Something With Her Cutlery, Starting An Impromptu Game Of Follow The Leader

Kellie Got Me With A Surprise Hump-Attack In The Kitchen. Excellent Form And Creativity, Full Marks

Kellie And I Had A Rare Cinema Date At The Weekend, To Watch Blade Runner. It Felt Like There Were 3 Of Us On The Date Though

This Happened One Morning Last Week. Kellie Was Adamant She Had A Legitimate Grievance Here, But I Think My Explanation Of 'I Was Asleep' Was Sufficient

Kellie Is Infinitely More Important To The Smooth Running Of Our Household Than Me. I’m A Daydreaming Procrastinator With A Knack For Silly Voices, Kellie Gets Shit Done

Poppy Loves To Bake With Mummy. She Sits On The Floor And Helps With The Mixing And The Sprinkling And The Pouring

Kellie Really Enjoys When I Sing In The Car

Urinal Etiquette

Poppy Does This Adorable Running Cuddle That I Call The Dash-Dash Cuddle

When We're Eating Dinner Poppy Silently Offers Me Every Spoonful To Cool Down For Her. It's So Adorable

The Time I Stood With My Penis Hanging Out, Acting Natural And Waiting For Kellie To Notice

If I'm Really Lucky, Kellie May Occasionally Treat Me To A Pedicure. I Think I Enjoy It Slightly More Than She Does

The Other Day When I Was Getting Dressed We Found Ourselves In A Situation Where I Goaded Kellie Into Whipping Me Across The Ass Incredibly Hard With A Plastic Backscratcher

This Morning's Clean Socks Excitement. Kellie Takes Care Of Us

Poppy Loves It When I Play Dolls With Her. I've Always Got Really Into It And Do Things Like Make Them Climb Up Surfaces Strenuously, Panting And Out Of Breath As They Get To The Top

When Kellie Is Hungry The Situation Can Escalate Quickly. You Need To Get Her Some Food Fast, Or Get The Hell Out Of There

When Kellie Woke Up With A Spot On Her Face This Week Her Description Was Brilliant

Kellie And I Differ When It Comes To Bath Routines. I Get In Practically As Soon As The Taps Start Running, Whereas Kellie Insists On Waiting Around For Ages Until The Bath Is Totally Full

Poppy Loves It When I Pretend To Make Baby Feed Her. It's A Guaranteed Way To Get Her To Eat, And She Loves The Entertainment Too

All Week I’ve Been A Bit Of A Pathetic, Self-Pitying Mess Because I’ve Got A Cold. I Get All Miserable And Melancholy When I’m Sick And I’m Shit Company. Sorry Kellie

Sometimes Kellie Will Be Eating Food Really Noisily Right Next To Me, And I'll Passive-Aggressively Let Her Know Its Irritating Me

One Of My Favourite Silly Dance Moves To Make Kellie Laugh Is What I Call The Squat Crab Dance

The Perils Of Being A Pale-Skinned English Guy On Holiday In A Hot Country

Kellie Woke Me Up Worrying She Was Concussed (She Was Fine)

Sometimes When Kellie Is In A Silly Or Bored Mood, She Might Try To Make Me Suck A Pretend Dick

This Last Week Or So With Poppy Have Been Very Difficult. She’s Going Through A Phase Of Bad Tantrums Where She Screams At Us As Loudly As She Possibly Can, Demanding What She Wants

This Is A Typical Scene For Us About 4am, With Poppy Asserting Her Dominance And Kellie Seeking Refuge At The Foot Of The Bed So Pops Can't Smell The Boob Milk

Something Kellie Said To Me One Night Last Week When I Attempted To Sleep Facing Her

There's Nothing Poppy Likes More Than Bum Bouncing On The Bed (Okay, Boobs - She Likes Boobs More. But Only Just)

The Other Day When We Went For A Coffee I Tried To Introduce Kellie To The Pleasures Of A Flat White. It Was A Little Too Strong For Her And She Spent The Rest Of The Day Telling Me She Felt Weird

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