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Ask yourself right now, why is the sky blue? For the vast majority of us, we might have to think for a moment, recollecting those memories from middle school science classes. The truth is, we often know a lot less than we think about the world around us. 

The “Fake Science” Twitter page is dedicated to creating “vintage-style” posters with, you guessed it, scientific facts that seem like they could be real but are actually as fake as a unicorn. So get comfortable before you scroll through, be sure to upvote your favorites and comment your thoughts below. 

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

With any luck we'll go extinct before we can ruin the whole universe.

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    An “interesting” development in the modern world is the abject rejection of science by a certain segment of society. Take flat earthers for example, people who have decided to reject evidence dating back to the 5th century BCE. It’s important to note that even the ancients had some understanding that the world was not just a disk and took measurements to try and get a better picture. 

    For example, multiple Greek philosophers and mathematicians, including Pythagoras (you may remember his theory for triangles,) Aristotle, and Ptolemy all did measurements and took observations of the natural world and concluded that the earth must have been round. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can confirm. I have successfully trained my cat to sit on my keyboard whenever she feels like it, which is usually when I'm trying to do some work.

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    And this isn’t just limited to ancient Greece, Vedic texts from roughly the same time period actually assumed the earth was spherical when developing timetables and charting astronomy. Despite some common history myths (it seems humans can have a wrong understanding of most things) the Romans and even the early Christian church, all believed in a spherical model of the planet. 

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    The origins of this myth, a true “fake science” fact of the past comes from American writer Washington Irving’s belief that early opposition to Christopher Columbus was from the church that believed his ships would simply go over the side of the earth. Seeing as the church had no such belief at the time and there is no record of this, Washington Irving may have founded the entire flat earth movement on a lie

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juicing makes the vegetables easier to pour down the drain.

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    Of course, even people who are wholly on the side of science will often spout falsehoods about our world. Let’s take the seasons for example. In the northern hemisphere, winter is cooler and summer is warmer. Many a parent has told their children that this is a result of the (spherical) Earth being closer to the sun, but the real “culprit” is Earth's 23.4-degree axial tilt.

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    And on the topic of space, there is an often repeated anecdote that NASA spent millions developing a pen that would work in space, while the Soviet Union just used a pencil. Except that the graphite in a pencil is conductive and its shavings could be an electrical fire risk. The bottom line is that this joke is simply false. Additionally, the pen NASA did use went for $6 a unit and the USSR actually bought some as well. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always ponder the void while brushing my teeth. So I've been doing it wrong the whole time?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of a ride to the train station, you get a ride to the boat station.

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    People do love a good story, which is probably why the anecdote stuck. Similarly, and this might shock some people, lemmings do not commit mass suicide. The 1958 Disney documentary film “White Wilderness” presented this idea as a fact, while in reality it was completely fabricated. Even worse, the documentary wasn’t even original, as there were legends from the 19th century about lemming suicides. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Horrible, but unfortunately very accurate for some people...

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    And on the topic of cartoon producers lying to us, mice have no special love for cheese. Certainly, they will eat it, but in reality, most mice prefer sweet food items. This myth may have been a side effect of people storing cheese outside before indoor refrigeration was common. Unsupervised, outdoor cheese would have been an easier picking for an enterprising mouse. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take your butter (low in sugar), and dip it in sugar (low in fat) and enjoy your low sugar, low fat snack!

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    Unfortunately, other pop science facts, like the housefly having a lifespan of 24 hours, are false. In reality, the buzzing pest can live up to thirty days, most of which are spent ramming headfirst into a window. This is positively an eternity compared to some forms of mayflies that can reach stunning maximum lifespans of up to five minutes. So next time you are browsing Spotify, try to see what songs could fit into a mayfly's entire life. 

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bedbugs are awful. I had them for around 6 months, and the toll they take on your life is terrible. Those buggers are hard to kill.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some Australian magpies will. They grab the front of your clothing with their claws for support while pecking at your face, even though you supply them with pre-pecked eyes. But don't worry, these most troublesome of magpies have been mostly relocated out of Brisbane now, to Canberra.

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    Similarly, cockroaches are quite resilient, but not to the degree that they would be the sole inheritors of the earth. First and foremost, they would simply not survive direct exposure to a nuclear blast, nor the ensuing destruction of most of the food chain. While they might not get incinerated, the cereal they steal from your cupboards would. Additionally, they are not the only creature out there that has some innate methods to resist radiation. 

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    All in all, one has to sit down and wonder if they really know anything about the world at all. Because it’s not enough to know that these posts are false, since most of us won’t actually be able to explain the real science behind the ideas mentioned. If you have kids, you have probably already had to make up some fake science to not break the illusion that adults know everything. If not, best start learning. And if you want to see more “fake science” posters, Bored Panda has got you covered, you can find our previous article here

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Everything will kill you eventually". Absolutely true. Even carbon dioxide, a very significant component of soda.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applied science. Ya gotta love it. Ever tried comparing head lice to pubic lice?

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't mind going back in time to pre-internet. Not too far back though, I don't want to be eaten by a meat-craving brontosaurus.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually ... yes! A major contributor to the death of the dinosaurs, probably more significant than the asteroid, is the Deccan Traps in India. This spewed thousands (if not millions) of cubic kilometres of lava onto the surface of the Earth, releasing volcanic glasses carbon dioxide and sulfur dioxide in such huge quantities as to poison the whole of the Earth's atmosphere and most of the oceans. Killing everything that couldn't fly away, hibernate, or head for the deep ocean. The carbon dioxide from the lava would have turned the oceans into a delicious soda.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gets to be a difficult calculation when those strands are inside chromosomes of different sizes.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm obsessed with Chipmunks. They ate my berries but I allowed it.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder, there must be scientific treatise out there about which rocks make the best weapons. A rock high in arsenic for poison, etc.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wish it was true. Polar bears are the blondes of the bear world, and all that that implies.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a new face! The monkey will remove your old ugly face for free!

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I smoke because I'm hoping for an early death and I need to cling to something."

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cripes. I've done all three of those. I gained 10 kg weight when I replaced my bathroom scales. The diet involving raw wheat I call my whole-food diet, you have to eat the whole plant. As for the periodic table, well, who doesn't.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Ed, have you seen the milk man?” “Why, NO, Wilbur… *burp*”

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once calculated that miniature copies of all the species of the Earth's biosphere would together weigh less than one kilogram. Miniature copies of the entire Earth's biosphere could easily fit in a rocket payload.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    QI says the cow in the shadows is lying. Roosters crow all the bleedin' time.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hans plays with Lotte, Lotte plays with Jane Jane plays with W***y, W***y is happy again Suki plays with Leo, Sacha plays with Britt Adolf builds a bonfire, Enrico plays with it

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aww, Martha. Check out this new thing. It's called the internet.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And - Mythbusters take note - and it can tell you if your rocket will fly straight or tumble unpredictably.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy, Billy. Be very quiet. You don’t want to spook that steak milkshake as you go in for the kill.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... or you work in my workplace. Yes. One of my work projects was growing algae in a tank.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The scientific fact behind this cartoon is that there's no scientific difference between a moth and a butterfly. A moth tends to have branched antennae and fly at night. A butterfly tends to have smooth antennae and fly during the day. But there's a fair bit of overlap.

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take note Bored Panda. We notice when the picture doesn't match the text. ;-)

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