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You may have come across that curious way of speaking that has arisen online, the one that refers to dogs as 'floofers' and 'smol bois' that 'bork' and 'boop' and uses language in a way reminiscent of the 'Doge' memes from a few years back.
Well if you haven't yet, you will now. Julius, the genius behind Floof Bork Snoot 'N' Boop Ltd has been making fake dog breed profiles in this style, and even the most cynical heart will melt a little at their descriptions. "I've been creating them for roughly half a year but haven't posted most of the ones I've made as I've been building them to release as a collection," Julius told Bored Panda. "I made up almost all of the language used, I didn't create the term 'pupper' or 'doggo' but beyond that I've mostly made it up as I go and try to stay consistent with what I've called things so far." So from sosig boi to boof, these doggos are most accurately and hilariously represented in all their floofer glory, and they are just a joy to behold! Scroll down below to check them all out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
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#1
Pibble
Weim Central 7 years ago
PIbbles are pure sweetness. They will do ANYTHING to please their hoomans - even bad things that their stoopid hoomans ask of them. Totally not their fault.
One Bright Blue Boi 4 years ago
i will be translating into english for the bois this is PIT BULL
Sarah Birch 7 years ago
The black beast is a cane corso, I have one. The are extremely loving dogs and once bonded with a family, are totally loyal. Our Maggie even gets between the kids if they argue.
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#2
Mop
#3
Dot Boi
Yvonne Bernal 7 years ago
ADDED BONUS - Works great with children as a "connect the dots" puzzle
#4
Shork
Doggos Being Doggos 2 years ago
Let's be friends! I'm the maker of these just stopping by years later
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#5
Boof
Crochet lady 7 years ago
This is so funny as an inside joke. My family has a long tradition of making up new words and when one of my twin sons was 4 he started using Boof as a pejorative. It's 20 years later and we still call each other a Boof when one of us need a good put down. ie: "Oh mom, don't be such a Boof." L
#6
Long Boy
#7
Golden Boy
#8
Horse Boi
JillVille 7 years ago
My Horse Boi looks just like the one trying to salsa dance with the lady in the first pic. He's a good doggo - great at cleaning off counters. That should be added in the info. And the danger tail. That's the biggest problem, getting swatted in the personal spots by that tail.
#9
Sosig Boi
Leekun 7 years ago
They are wonderful dogs. Stubborn to the max and can be a bit loud but they are amazing pets. Had a sosig girl for almost 10 years. She was my best friend
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Saskia Alexandra 7 years ago
I love my sosig boi- but please don't buy anything called double dapple, isabella or blue. This type of irresponsible breeding causes blindness, heart problems and a host of other things. not to mention no responsible breeder will breed them, so no matter what the advert says you are supporting a puppy farm. Sausages are extremely popular rn and so this is more common than for other breeds- please do your research and report any adverts you see to the breed standard council or a local animal protection charity so they can be SHUT DOWN
#10
Corgo
#11
Samoyed (Shoob)
Livy Drexler 7 years ago
This is not a shoob, this is a cloud boi, it’s a common misconception.
#12
Shibe
#13
Lab Boi
Ella Greenman 4 years ago
Mine is a 90% dark chocolate Lab Boi named Emily, it is true she excells in borks
#14
The Terrierorist
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
I knew one! She was the sweetest lil terror, if a lil stubborn at times. Awh...
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Siberian Girl
#16
Aussieee Boi
#17
German Boiii
#18
Crorcodole
#19
Pom
Alycia Bell 7 years ago
i can confirm with 100% accuracy that they will do ANYTHING for chimken nuggers, garbage nuggers, ant covered nuggers, they want them in their sassy little moufs
#21
Nijna
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Daria B 7 years ago
This post is procrastination level Professional. I immagine the one who did this had some job to postpone.
Weim Central 7 years ago
Yup - it's brilliant. Nothing makes a person more efficient than the last minute!
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Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
*blep blep* *boop* very much doin me also a heckin' bamboozlin'
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Calypso poet 7 years ago
I had a Siberian Girl/Lab Boi mix once. He would awoo at emergency vehicles and any body of water made him levitate quickly and plop into the water.
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
The intentional misspelling and capitalization is on point - "hims snoop can boop the moon" XD
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
What about the Border Collie ??? It Could go along the lines of:- BORDER COLLIE, INTELLIGENT BOI. Will happily round up naughty children then do your tax returns and still have enough energy to spend the next 2 hours chasing a frisbee. Although originally bred for rounding up sheep they are just as happy in the domestic home. Incredibly loyal and loving, this highly intelligent dog is great for singles and families alike as they are eager to please and very obedient. They are guaranteed to give you a lifetime of wonderful happiness.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
You forgot the mizzspelled werds. it should say: is happ when roundin up naughty lil bois and gurls and will do u a helpin by doin yer tax and still be able to do zooms for a loooong time. altho originally bred for doin sheep a roundin they r very happ when at house. very loyally and lovey they very smort and great for peoples who r doin themselves a lonely. guaranteed to do you a happness.
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Kiahna 7 years ago
Hehe, this sounds like some of the conversations I have with my dog. 'Hey, whatchu doin smol boi? Rosco wanna scratchy scratch?'
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I don't trust people who don't talk like that to dogs and cats
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Rachelle 7 years ago
Ok, SUPER cute good boys and girls, but I could NOT get past the horrific spelling and grammar. Sorry... you can take the girl out of the writer, but not the writer out of the girl.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
The spelling is purposeful...that's what makes it funny.
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Daria B 7 years ago
This post is procrastination level Professional. I immagine the one who did this had some job to postpone.
Weim Central 7 years ago
Yup - it's brilliant. Nothing makes a person more efficient than the last minute!
Load More Replies... Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
*blep blep* *boop* very much doin me also a heckin' bamboozlin'
Load More Replies... Calypso poet 7 years ago
I had a Siberian Girl/Lab Boi mix once. He would awoo at emergency vehicles and any body of water made him levitate quickly and plop into the water.
Aaron Kara 7 years ago
The intentional misspelling and capitalization is on point - "hims snoop can boop the moon" XD
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
What about the Border Collie ??? It Could go along the lines of:- BORDER COLLIE, INTELLIGENT BOI. Will happily round up naughty children then do your tax returns and still have enough energy to spend the next 2 hours chasing a frisbee. Although originally bred for rounding up sheep they are just as happy in the domestic home. Incredibly loyal and loving, this highly intelligent dog is great for singles and families alike as they are eager to please and very obedient. They are guaranteed to give you a lifetime of wonderful happiness.
Foxyloxylou 6 years ago
You forgot the mizzspelled werds. it should say: is happ when roundin up naughty lil bois and gurls and will do u a helpin by doin yer tax and still be able to do zooms for a loooong time. altho originally bred for doin sheep a roundin they r very happ when at house. very loyally and lovey they very smort and great for peoples who r doin themselves a lonely. guaranteed to do you a happness.
Load More Replies... Kiahna 7 years ago
Hehe, this sounds like some of the conversations I have with my dog. 'Hey, whatchu doin smol boi? Rosco wanna scratchy scratch?'
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I don't trust people who don't talk like that to dogs and cats
Load More Replies... Rachelle 7 years ago
Ok, SUPER cute good boys and girls, but I could NOT get past the horrific spelling and grammar. Sorry... you can take the girl out of the writer, but not the writer out of the girl.
Captain Marvel 7 years ago
The spelling is purposeful...that's what makes it funny.
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