"warning:debt hazard. Don't ever get sick." on the packaging is so hilarious

I AM crippling depression

I am crippling depression's evil sidekick....Melon Colley

Kang the Conqueror, finally found his true calling then

Save your receipt, you're going to want to return this one.

i would buy this just to fall in a wheelchair and say "I hAvE cRiPpLiNg DePrEsSiOn!"

does he have a side-kick called crippling anxiety? i would definitely buy that!

i can name this something better: bang the bonkeror

This is terrifying.

Its called adulthood

That guy constantly plagues me.

It would have been more terrifying if the puppet was orange.

IKR

I think I collected them all!

[just several minutes of sobbing] That one got me

Ok this is funny! Now we need all the superheroes or villains dressed up as cartoon characters for Hallowe'en. I need them ALL!!!!

dang, that neck tho

Better than like a bag of dust marked "Spider-Man after Infinity War"

This Obvious Plant company is hilarious. I would love to work for them.

Dude that would be harder than Dark Souls

das true tho horses are like weird big dogs that you ride

OK, I am morbidly curious about the Satanic death chant...

I love the fact it has the suggestion to hit someone else as well.

that's our galaxy tho

Who remembers Garbage Pail kids? Hahaha

"don't like sex"' should be here

Greg tho greg is a mood

I need this.

The loss of his parents is so important it's mentioned thrice.

These are going to hurt even worse if somebody steps on one.

hi welcome to chili's

wow does he like have a personal thing against animals that are black and white

if anyone watches markiplier this will make them laugh

Lute hero! Violin band!

"none clothes please"...I am weak.

just imagine "I'm gonna beat you up" "Hi, gonna beat you up, I'm DAD"

What about ocean pollution? Alternative option is: throw it into your neighbour's garden

maybe the drugs are why he's so...high ahaha

this feels really dirty what